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Joined 09-25-13, id: 5174727, Profile Updated: 01-24-15
Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Doctor Who, and Sherlock.

Just so you're aware, Makenna Roth is not my real name, it's what I wish my name was. I'm not telling you people my real name because I have no desire to be internet-stalked :P If you leave a review I love you. If you read and don't review, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND STARE AT YOU CREEPILY UNTIL YOU TYPE UP A REVIEW. So now we've gotten that out of the way, let me introduce you to my fandoms and tell you some more about myself.

You know you're a Whovian when...

You think bow ties are cool You wear fezzes You own a sonic screwdriver You wear glasses, not because you need them, but because you think they make you look smarter Your favorite pick-up line is, "Hi, I'm captain Jack Harkness" You always bring a banana to a party The first thing you think of when you see a WWII-style gas mask is: "Are you my mummy?" Statues freak the hell out of you, especially baby statues You know what jammy dodgers are and have made them to munch while watching a special You have tried fish fingers and custard You cried when Ten's last words were, "I don't want to go" You say any of the following phrases regularly:
  1. Allons-y!
  2. Fantastic!
  3. Geronimo!
  4. Yowzah!
  5. Spoilers. ;)
  6. Hello, sweetie.
You counted down the days until the fiftieth when you heard the release date You plan to go through an entire box of tissues sobbing when Matt Smith regenerates on Christmas You don't know whether to ship DoctorxRiver or Whouffle

You know you're a Tribute when...

You own a Mockingjay pin and actually wear it You do the mockingjay whistle, just to see if someone will do it back Your favorite pick-up line is, "Want a sugar cube? ;)" You tell people to "tuck in your tail, little duck" You ask people "Real or not real" if confused by something in class You cried when Rue and Finnick and Prim all died You still scream every time the mutts come out in the first movie You were pissed that they didn't have Madge or Bonnie or Twill in the movies You want Katniss' wedding dress You have the song Katniss sang to Rue memorized and can sing it You read the books BEFORE the movies came out You counted down the days until Catching Fire or The Hunger Games movies when you learned of the release date

You know you're a Sherlockian when...

You ship Johnlock more than IrenexSherlock You can say, "Brilliant! Four serial suicides and now a note. Oh, it's Christmas!" with a straight face You have made a parody of a Christmas song involving Sherlock's 'suicide' You shout "Vatican cameos!" just to see if anyone drops to the ground You want Wholock to be a thing You want to wear a sheet and nothing else to Buckingham Palace You now always wear a blue scarf and tie it so you can pull it off with a one-handed yank while walking You think breathing and eating are boring You want to try to cut yourself slapping Benedict Cumberbatch's face You have been counting down the days until series three since you found out when it premieres You think falling is like flying with a more permanent destination You have beat a corpse with a riding stick Your phone password is "I am SHER locked"

You know you're a magician when...

You look for abandoned warehouses anytime you're in Brooklyn You think all cats are secretly a goddess You only trust albino crocodiles named Philip You have discovered your secret name You expect statues to obey all orders You have tried to hide your shadow You have tried to cast a spell with a boomerang The first thing you think of when you hear the word kite is a pretty white bird You think jackals are cute and cuddly You never lie when holding a feather You collect the pockets of your enemies You know how to use hot sauce to incapacitate a deranged lion You love anything that ends in -O's You always check your boyfriend or girlfriend is real, and not a shabti impersonating them You know better than to gamble moonlight You understand that cheese is one of the five most powerful forces in the universe You look for sand portals everywhere you go You cried from joy when they brought back Bes

You know you're a Demigod when...

You ship Percabeth You want to try to have an underwater kiss You sometimes accidentally say "Gods" instead of "God" You want to go to the Empire State Building and ask to go to the 600th floor You think Nico's crush on Percy is adorable and you now have feels for him You compare all foods you love to nectar and ambrosia You try on a Yankees baseball cap and are disappointed when you don't turn invisible You know all 12 Olympian gods and their sacred animal You go out of your way to eat blue food You're disappointed when your pen doesn't turn into a sword You think all triangles graffitied on a wall are a Delta and will open into the Labyrinth You counted down the days until House of Hades as soon as you found out the release date You always think of Chiron when you hear the word, "Pony!"

You know you're a Potterhead when...

You blame fog on dementors breeding You think of Lupin when you see a full moon You have tapped a blank piece of paper with a stick and said, "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good" without cracking a smile You put up with all of Ron's PMS issues throughout the series You have seriously considered slipping Amortentia to your crush You wished for Felix Felicis during finals week You wish you had a ghost for a teacher You blame the nargles when your socks disappear You have played the song "Can you dance like a hippogriff" and tried to do the moves as it says You cried when Sirius or Dumbledore or Dobby or Fred or Lupin or Tonks died You keep a set of emergency chocolate in case of dementor attack You know which house you are in [HUFFLEPUFF!!!] and have the house motto memorized You want to drink butterbeer or firewhiskey You are brave enough to try Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans You can name a spell or charm to use in a tricky situation You know the rules of Quidditch and could play any one of the positions and know what you're supposed to do You send your mail via owl You write on parchment with a quill

You know you watch British television and movies way too much when...

You sometimes slip into a British accent without realizing you are doing so You drink tea now You use British lingo in every day conversation, such as:
  1. Flat (instead of "apartment")
  2. Lift (instead of "elevator")
  3. Pub (instead of "bar")
  4. Torch (instead of "flashlight")
  5. Bloke (instead of "guy" or "dude")
  6. Bird (instead of "girl" or "chic")
  7. Mate (instead of "friend" or "buddy")
You use British swear words such as:
  1. Bollocks
  2. Bloody hell
  3. Git/nit
  4. Cock
  5. Twat
  6. Arse/arsehole
  7. Bastard
You want to ride the Ferris Wheel in Cardiff because it appeared in the theme song or episode of your fandom You call soccer "football" and football "rugby" BBC is your favorite channel Most people in your fandoms are Brits

You know you're a fangirl/fanboy when...

You have stayed up all night doing any of the following:
  1. Reading a book in your fandom
  2. Watching a movie or episode of your fandom
  3. Writing a fanfiction of your fandom
  4. Gone through at least half a box of tissues crying over feels for your fandom
  5. Losing sleep obsessing about your fandom
  6. Writing a parody song about your fandom
  7. Thinking up theoretical "What-if?"s about your fandom
  8. Drawing fanart for your fandom
  9. Writing angry fan girl/boy letters to a writer or author telling them what a sadist they are and how much they are killing you with anticipation and cliffhangers and whatnot
You keep a stash of emergency chocolate for sad moments in your fandom You quote your fandom constantly to see if people get it You have merchandise from your fandom You have marathons where you spend all day reading or watching your fandom You come up with couple nicknames for random pairings you ship You have cross-over ships of your fandoms You have converted people to your fandom

My hetero ships: the couples I ship in a universe where all the people in my fandoms are heterosexual

ElevenxClara GalexKatniss SadiexAnubis PercyxAnnabeth JasonxPiper HazelxLeo ReynaxOctavian HermionexHarry (I'M SORRY I JUST THINK THEY'D BE GOOD TOGETHER) River SongxJack Harkness Mercy ThompsonxStefan Uccello (If you know who these people are I love you forever) SherlockxIrene PhineasxIsabella

My non-hetero ships: the couples I ship in a universe WHERE THERE ARE NO STRAIGHT PEOPLE IN MY FANDOMS

SherlockxJohn FinnickxPeeta LukexEthan NicoxPercy AnnabethxRachel HermionexGinny

My cross-over ships: pretty sure the title explains itself, couples can be hetero but for the most part they just...aren't xD

SherlockxTenth Doctor Finnick OdairxJack Harkness MasterxMoriarty (I just think they would get along so well) KatnissxFrank

The Titanic ships: pairings I believe are doomed to fail epically and you will never see me on board with them. EVER. Seriously, these are so wrong guys I can't believe anybody ships these...

MasterxDoctor SherlockxMoriarty HarryxDraco SallyxPercy (*Shudders and pukes*) KatnissxSnow

My OTP: God this is so hard to pick I have so many ships...BUT my OTP is this couple: Johnlock. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes. Because they so clearly belong together, and my feels I can't even...#Johnlock.

Funny/Interesting Stories and/or Tidbits About Myself:

My socks almost never match. I believe high heels are medieval torture devices for your feet. I think of the randomest theoretical situations at 3 a.m. For example: What would happen if Finnick Odair met Jack Harkness? Mm hmm. Think about it. ;) I grew up on Disney and still love it even though I am sixteen. I am sixteen and have not gone on my first date or had my first kiss yet. #ForeverAlone I am always behind on trends and what's new. I am adopted. I have an entire notebook dedicated to doodling in. I once baked snicker doodles and burned them so bad my parents called them "snicker doodies". I love ASL (American Sign Language). Sometimes when I get home after school I stand on my bed, listen to my iPod, and rock out like crazy. I am an absolutely horrible dancer but I dance anyway because I don't care if people judge. It's their issue, not mine. If I hear a trigger word or phrase in class I will randomly burst into song. For example:
  1. If someone says "Let us begin" I will start singing "It's Time" by Imagine Dragons.
  2. If someone says "So what" I will start singing that song by Pink.
  3. If someone says "You're just like _" I will start singing "Someone Like You" by Adele.
I survived most of elementary school on PB&J sandwiches and Ramen noodles. I frequently make references to my fandoms to see if people get it. I once yelled in my APLAC class "VATICAN CAMEOS!" and told everyone who dropped to the ground they were cool. I told anybody who just gave me "WTF are you talking about?" looks that they were lame and had been shot because they failed to duck. I tend to say things without really thinking about it first. I take almost everything way too literally. I will not eat the clear gummy bears. I kill any plant I am trusted to take care of. I hate having my picture taken. I find that I often write better when I don't try too hard and just let the words flow. I have written poems about heartbreak, even though my heart has never actually been broken. In eighth grade my brother got married. The day before, I was practicing going up and down the stairs in my heels while waiting for my mom to drive me to school. I fell down the stairs, hit my head on the doorknob, and passed out. When I woke up the first thing I saw was my sister, red faced, crying, with toothpaste foaming out of her mouth so she looked rabid. I had bruises on my neck from my backpack strap, I got a diagonal slash along my left cheek, and I had to get stitches in my eyebrow because that's where I hit my head. Miraculously, my glasses didn't break, though. And funnily enough, my stitches ended up matching my skirt, and I got a six-day weekend because of the resulting concussion. I almost never remember what I dream about unless it weirds me out or makes me scream/cry. I despise coffee--I find it the most disgusting thing on the face of the planet. I collect rocks. I own a Mockingjay pin and wear it proudly. I despise planes and boats. I have claustrophobia. I rarely wear makeup except for a performance. I over-think and complicate just about everything. I honestly believe all puppets (Yes, including the Muppets) are evil and creepy and should be burned. My eyes are hazel and switch between green and brown depending on my moods. I have made my own bookmark with this image:

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree because you were reading a book, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the stupid, selfish kids should just leave Lucky alone and QUIT TRYING TO STEAL HIS LUCKY CHARMS, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you suck at video games copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you think Pluto still ought to be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their heads off.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!"

95% of teens would cry if they saw Edward Cullen at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn & a camera and yell ''DO A FLIP!!!''

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer.

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're wondering why I'm wasting my time on my profile instead of writing stories copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you ought to be institutionalized, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually read the author's notes at the end of a chapter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you check out someone's profile each time they favorite or follow you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate reading cliffhangers but love writing them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read books or fanfiction to escape into your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU ARE A FANGIRL, copy and paste this into your profile.

If it is late on a school night and you're supposed to be sleeping but instead you're here reading fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so tired you fell asleep in the middle of a sentence during class, copy and paste this into your profile.

90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six-story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10% of people who would be yelling "Jump, Jump!"

Some favorite quotes of mine:

Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. --Dylan Thomas I believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives one person to stand up for another. --Beatrice, Divergent Allons-y! --David Tennant, Doctor Who I feel infinite. --Charlie, The Perks of Being a Wallflower Dear math, I am sick and tired of finding your 'x'. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON, DUDE. --Anonymous math student The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when Sad tries to bite its lip and not cry and smile and say, "No, really, I'm happy for you." That's when it's really sad. --John Mayer I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve my best. --Marilyn Monroe To all my haters: I keep it real and that's a promise. I may be a bitch, but at least I'm honest. When I walk by, you stop and stare. Well keep on looking cuz I don't care! I have my own life and style. Not trying to please you or make you smile. When it comes to competition, you are out. Now shut your hating ass and get me out of your mouth, cuz I ain't a dick. Fuck the fakers! Thanks for making me the center of your world. --Anonymous Nothing in the world is the way it oughta be. It's harsh and cruel. But that's why there's us: Champions. Doesn't matter where we come from, what we've done, or suffered, or even if we make a difference. We live as though the world were as it should be--to show it what it can be. --David Boreanaz, Angel

The Simple Truths of My Life:

  1. Homosexuality is not a sin unless love is a sin. Love is love, no matter whether it is between man and woman, man and man, or woman and woman. And love is close to God. Therefore they are not sinners. They are simply people who love each other.
  2. The best way to comfort a fangirl on feels overload is to give her a king-size chocolate bar and leave her alone until she's sobbed herself out.
  3. Chocolate can fix any mental or emotional trauma.
  4. Nobody is perfect so don't waste energy judging people.
  5. The only thing that is impossible is impossibility.
  6. Bras make surprisingly good pockets when you are wearing a dress.
  7. If it moves, it's biology. If it smells, it's chemistry. And if it doesn't work, it's physics.
  8. All writers--myself included--are sadists at the core who enjoy torturing their devoted fans with cliff-hangers and making them wait forever for the next part.
  9. Hot damn, John Barrowman can sing!!
  10. Kitties are excellent pillows.
  11. Everything tastes better cooked over a campfire.
  12. Everything sounds better in a good British accent.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: repost this on your profile!

I am a Grammar Nazi and always correct grammatical or spelling errors I find. Here are a few common mistakes people make that I often correct:

Can vs. May

"May" is asking for permission to do something "Can" is asking if one is physically capable of doing so

Then vs. Than

"Then" indicates a certain quantity of time "Than" indicates a comparison of two things

There vs. Their vs. They're

"There" refers to a place or location "Their" is a possessive, as in indicating an object that belongs to someone, i.e. "That is not your hat, that is their hat." "They're" is a contraction of 'they are'

Definitely vs. Defiantly

"Definitely" is synonymous with surely, positively, without a doubt, implying that it is a certainty "Defiantly" is synonymous with rebelliously, challengingly

You're vs. Your

"Your" is a possessive, indicating an object belonging to a person, i.e. "Is this your coat?" "You're" is a contraction of 'you are'

It's vs. Its

"It's" is a contraction of 'it is' or 'it has', as in, "It's not funny!" "Its" is a possessive pronoun indicating a certain characteristic of an object

Affect vs. Effect (and even I mess this up sometimes, even though it's quite simple)

Affect is a verb: "The movie affected the audience very strongly; most left the theater in tears." Effect is a noun: "The movie had a very powerful effect on the audience." Yes, it is indeed as simple as that. I'm not sure why it is so hard for people, myself included, to remember that.

Breath vs. Breathe

Breath is a noun, like "Take a deep breath" Breathe is a verb, something you do

THESE ARE ORIGINAL--MINE. ONLY MINE. IF YOU USE THESE WITHOUT GIVING ME CREDIT I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND PLACE A CURSE ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS. They're called "Because" and "Broken Machine". "Because" is a poem just about being me. "Broken Machine" is about losing my mother to cancer and how I felt and sometimes still feel afterwards. Again--MINE. NO TAKEY WITHOUT GIVEY ME MY CREDIT, COMPRENDE? Good.

Because

I yell...because I want to be heard

I live in a fantasy world...because reality hurts too much

I live...because I fear dying

I dream...because I need hope

I'm sad...because I feel hope is lost

I talk...because it's easier than crying

I cry...because I've run out of words

I don't try...because I fear failure

I'm angry...because it's easier than being sad

I'm sad...because I can't fuel the anger

I aim low...so I can achieve something

I aim high...because low isn't good enough

I lie...because I fear the truth

I tell the truth...because lying hurts

I feel alone...because I shut people out

I shut them out...because I'm afraid to let them in

I feel lost...because I keep secrets

I keep secrets...because I don't know who to tell

I judge others...because I judge myself

I judge myself...because I don't meet expectations

And because of all these things...I am me.

Broken Machine

They said it was better this way

That it didn't hurt

They told me she was probably happy

But what about my happiness?

I was left alone, abandoned

But nobody seemed to care

Or even notice

I force a smile every day

Lying through my teeth when people ask

"How are you?"

I say I am fine

I go home and lock myself in my room

Bury my face in my pillow

And sob

Until the pain dulls

It never goes away

I can always sense it in the back of my head

She is always there

I am so alone

Unable to truly feel the emotions I portray

Because to feel is to hurt

And it is not worth the pain

I close off

Shut everything out, shut down

I am a machine

Whose gears no longer run quite right

I go through motions

Incomplete, broken

I smile, and people assume I am coping

Not realizing that it's all a lie

Sometimes I forget myself

Forget I am a broken machine

Not fulfilling my purpose

Simply existing

Wishing I didn't

Fanfiction is a site for wizards waiting for their Hogwarts letter.

Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who care about who Katniss will choose.

Fanfiction is a site for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.

Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.

Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who are desperately in love with a non existent guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever asked the question,' What do you think, Gale or Peeta?'

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.

Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence.

Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is a site for people who dared to call a popular guy a plonker.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you are one of these people.

I have a hard time updating sometimes but I'll try to stick with it because I hate letting people down.

I love language. I think language is a way to bridge gaps between people and create a new bond. Language is the closest way we Muggles can come to creating magic and it can build or destroy our world. Language is powerful and beautiful and I think we should use it to share and create and unite the world.

I hate people who judge so keep hatefulness to yourself. If you can't say something nice, shut your mouth and go away until you can think of something nicer to say.

Never say to me, "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" unless you wish to be Crucio'd into insanity. Because I am "in Hufflepuff, where dwell the just and loyal. Those faithful Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid to toil." THAT is a Hufflepuff--the loyal, fair people. Not the rejects of the other houses, contrary to popular belief, and I am proud of my house. I was sorted this way, and I'm here to stay.

I get crazy ideas a lot and sometimes I act on them, sometimes I don't.

I love getting reviews, they are my sustenance as a writer. I would shrivel up and die without them, so if you read one of my pieces, love or hate or just don't care, LEAVE ME A REVIEW PRETTY PLEASE I AM ON MY KNEES BEGGING YOU!

Well, that's all I guess. Keep it real, guys.

Rock out, dance on table tops like nobody's around, laugh like a house elf on butterbeer, and take an ordinary act of bravery by standing up for someone else.

Wear a bow tie because you can, say what you want to and not what you think you should, and never hesitate to share your brilliance with the world.

You are stellar, fantastic, absolutely brilliant.

Don't try to hide it!

Love always,

Makenna Roth

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The Strongest Demigod I've Ever Met by la femme libre reviews
When Percy discovers a bump on his arm, Annabeth drags him to the doctor, saying that it's better to be safe than sorry. But Percy is neither safe nor sorry. He has cancer, and it may just wreck the strongest demigod ever.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,919 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 2/21/2017 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Percy J.
Fire is Catching by nessarose21 reviews
"If you'd been taken by the Capitol, and hijacked, and then tried to kill Peeta, is this the way he would be treating you?" Katniss x Peeta role reversal Full Summary inside. Spoilers for all 3 books.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,094 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Remember Me by grednforgesgirl reviews
She'd had so many lives spread throughout his time stream. Clara. Fragments throughout time. Once, she was born on Gallifrey. Once, she was a Time Lady. And once, she was the love of the Doctor's life. She saved him. She had always saved him. His guardian angel. His best friend. His family. His soulmate. If only he could truly remember her. 50th Celebration! Doctors 1-11/Clara
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 52,296 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 5/31/2013 - 1st Doctor, 4th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Dear Whovian Authors by saess reviews
The cast of Doctor Who discovers fandom.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 260 - Words: 26,644 - Reviews: 5465 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 8/24/2013
Pawn of Kronos by doubles12 reviews
Leila Brooke hates her father. Being the daughter of one of the Big Three, that's bad news, because she is powerful and dangerous. When she is sent on a mission to kill Percy Jackson, will she serve in Kronos' army and fight against her father? Or will Percy somehow turn her back to the good side? NOT Mary-Sue. Minor Kane Chronicles/PJO crossover later.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 94,990 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 1/15/2013
Return to Me by World'sOnlyConsultingTimeLady reviews
When Sherlock returns after three long years, he expects an eventful reunion. What he doesn't expect is a criminal sending John into a coma. As Sherlock waits for him to wake up, he begins to realize just how important the doctor is to him. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Sanguivoriphobia (Phobias 1) by World'sOnlyConsultingTimeLady reviews
As Sherlock Holmes and John Watson deal with a psychotic murderer who leaves behind decapitated corpses almost entirely drained of blood, John realized that his feelings for Sherlock went beyond the realm of friendship. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,228 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Like impossibly thin glass by ohmygodwritersblock reviews
- Sherlock aches for John with all the particles of his being. - The merging and falling apart of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. This is about to become a series.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Rescue by TheChimeraSculptress reviews
Set at the end of The Sign of Three. Sherlock leaves the wedding party but Molly Hooper follows him. Friendship fic with a dash of sweetness. Written very quickly so will probably have an edit at some stage. Reviews appreciated, thanks!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Guardian Angel by grednforgesgirl reviews
The Doctor is falling in love again. Little did he know he'd fall in love with his guardian angel, Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Death's Dare by greenconverses reviews
After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who best to fill that position than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rachel D., Nico A.
Love Potion number - 9? by Angel10242 reviews
"Tell me again why I'm doing this Sherlock?" "It's for a case John, I told you..." Sherlock gets permission to experiment on John on the pretext of solving a case, although the results aren't quite what either of them expected! Eventual Johnlock, with some fun hiccups along the way.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,029 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Angel of Isolation by sacrifices-for-demigods reviews
Nico di Angelo's seriously in denial. But when Annabeth Chase and Connor Stoll are kidnapped, Nico, Percy, and several other campers must team up to save their friends. The slimmest hope for survival depends on Nico, who must face his inner demons and confront his true feelings for the son of Poseidon. Set between series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,307 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Nico A., Percy J.
The Lines on Which We Stand by Mrs Caulfield reviews
He sat down there for hours, the dreadful silence barricading his ears. He had long since accepted the fact that he'd gone mad, and he was okay with it. What does it matter, if this little insanity made him happy for a few minutes and did no harm to anyone? Post-Reichenbach. Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Knowing Sherlock Holmes by ohmygodwritersblock reviews
John has grown up with parents who won't divorce and a sister who lashes out. It wasn't even a surprise when she started drinking. He's busted up his shoulder so he's off rugby and meeting Sherlock provides the perfect distraction from life in general. Teen!lock. John meets Sherlock during high school. AU. Eventual friends to lovers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Tripping Over Crayons by Dafuq Do We Call This Contest reviews
Percy Jackson swore that he would never fall in love… and he did keep that promise. He never actually fell in love… he merely tripped into love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A decision made by Angel10242 reviews
John's voice dropped into that dangerous, seductive tone, "if it was right now I'd want to toy with you and play with you and see what kind of things gave me the most satisfaction when done to you." Sequel to 'a choice' A twisted kind of johnlock romance. Warning: references to self-harm, bdsm, m/m and lots of other fun things. Don't read if these things will offend you.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,947 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
love (unrequited) by ohmygodwritersblock reviews
John is getting married and Sherlock is falling apart. Unrequited love for John from Sherlock's side. Lots of exploration of how Sherlock's mind palace works and what's inside. The story is pretty damn sad. Third person from Sherlock's point of view. And I'm really sorry, I brought in Mary.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Time by ohmygodwritersblock reviews
A one shot (chances of another chapter or companion one shot) from Sherlock's arrest to Sherlock and John running. Can be viewed as slashy-ish. From Sherlock's point of view. All mistakes are my own. Rated T because I don't know. Its probably a little more towards the K side.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Burn by ohmygodwritersblock reviews
Short little piece about Sherlock wanting John, but knowing that he would ruin him. No happy ending, sort of poetic. From Sherlock's POV. Rated T because you are free to interpret it that way. Sometimes, when dreams tug at the edge of our reality, I think of what it would be to kiss you.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A choice by Angel10242 reviews
Sherlock is stuck on a case and can't find a way out. He does something that shocks John, but not as much as John's proposed solution surprises Sherlock. A twisted kind of pre johnlock romance. SEQUEL NOW UP (a decision made) warning: references to self-harm, bdsm, m/m and lots of other fun things. Don't read if these things will offend you.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Be Annoying: By Travis And Connor Stoll by TwoStrangeGirls reviews
Want to scare the Hades out of your roomate? No problem! Want to get kicked out of a store? Easy! Want to annoy people in an elevator? We're the masters of trouble! WARNING: Getting sent to prison for any of these actions are not by fault of the Stolls.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Connor S., Travis S.
She Counted by Call it Maglc reviews
Molly Hooper didn't think she really counted. She was just... Molly. But Sherlock has other ideas, and needs to take his confidence into someone he can really trust. Someone that HE thinks counts. Sherlock/Molly. One-shot for now. May be continued.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 12,870 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
With Or Without You by believeinthegods reviews
Oceans. Loneliness. Memories. Summertime. Fairy-tales. Memories. Cameras. Music. Confessions. Missed calls. Christmas. Sugar. Tears. Sales. Blackmail. Blossom. Mistakes. Numbers. Conversations. Shopping. Parenthood. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,503 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Frosty Winter by CrayolaMarkers reviews
It's Christmastime after BotL, and Annabeth's...angry. Because she can't get a plane back home. The Jacksons are nice enough to let her stay with them for a while, but what will happen between Annabeth and Percy when she uncovers a few of his secrets?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
One Moment by CrayolaMarkers reviews
Beautifully sweet Percy Annabeth one-shot at sunset. READ UNTIL THE END, because I promise you'll never read a better Percabeth ending!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
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Wholock reviews
They always said that Sherlock wasn't normal, wasn't quite human. Well, what if they were right? What if Sherlock was actually a regen of the Doctor? Will contain a bit of Whouffle and Johnlock for all you shippers out there. (:
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,830 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 12/15/2013 - 12th Doctor, Clara O., John W., Sherlock H.
Egglock (Crack Fanfic) reviews
Just some random crack fanfic inspired by an egg drop in physics class. Sherlock, egg-ified!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty
Monsters, Myth, And Just A Little Magic reviews
Annabeth is just a scared kid when the monsters start coming. Alone and scared, constantly blamed by her stepmother for bad things happening, she decides she can't take anymore. She takes off. She enters a world of constant danger, fear, and worst of all, monsters. Real-live monsters. Along with these things comes the discovery of love, betrayal, and a chance to save the world.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Chiron, Athena
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