My name is Jazz I'm not the best writer out there, I just like to read. I HATE HARRY POTTER !! I HATE EDWARD CULLEN!!

Random Facts about me:

Favourite Authors: Darren Shan, Ellen Hopkins, L.J Smith, Cassandra Clare, Stephenie Meyer, Sara Sheperd, Nancy Holder, Norah McClintock, P.C Cast and alot more.

Favourite Series: Robyn Hunter mysteries, Mike and Riel mysteries, Pretty little liars, Night World, Vampire diaries, House of night novels, Cirque du Freak, Demonata, Mortal Instruments.

Favourite Music: Kings of leon, Rev theory, egypt central, paramore, eminem, metrostation, the new cities, mayday parade, bless the fall, eyes set to kill, nevershoutnever

Hobbies: Reading, listening to music, fanfiction, driving people insane, YOUTUBE, making all my friends insane, laughing for no apparent reason, making lists, more YOUTUBE, collecting bookmarks.

Best Buddies: Jayden, Jessie, Gurpreet, Gurpreet2, Linda, Gagan and alot more

I had to post some of these up so...

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it : copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you LOVE LOVE LOVE vampires copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are freaked out by the color pink (no offense to those who love it) copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, XxXEdwardObsessedXxX, XxXEdwardlvrXxX, i3EdwardCullen, xSuicidalTendenciesx, AliceWillBeAlice, Jazzlover95

~For me crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have a hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost at least). Crazy is when you write Emmet, or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators on your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any Twilight related thing you can think about Twilight or the Twilight caracters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly what part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with something you add yourself and play out many, many, many different senarios in your own mind and are almost certain they are going to happen. Crazy is when you learn the old english script on Microsoft Word and then procede to write a love letter to Edward Cullen on a peice of paper you have aged with a tea bag and a match and then you leave it in the woods hoping he will find it. Crazy is when your friends hate you because you spend all your time talking and thinking about Edward Cullen that you ignore them...then they leave but you don't notice because you're too busy thinking about and talking (to thin air now) about Edward Cullen. Crazy is when you walk by the woods in most of your spare time hoping that a vampire (preferably Edward Cullen) will see you there and talk to you. Crazy is when you blow all your money on buying the entire Twilight series in Japanese just to look at the pictures. Crazy is when you look for the Cullen's house on Google Earth. Crazy is when you and your best friends shout things about drugs in front of teachers and laugh it off by calling eachother names and suddenly have a HUGE debate over Edward and Jacob (on the Jacob side). If you're crazy copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If your one of those crazy random people who know there insanity level (ex.327) copy and paste this into your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose—me or your life?

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..

The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you think that is sweet post this on your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

If you love rain, copy and paste.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, Copy& paste this in your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a brunette, copy and paste this in your profile.

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On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Month one:
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two:
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three:
You know what Mommy: I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four:
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five:
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six:
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven:
Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher, lovelybella, bizarre111, jazzlover95 are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you get mad repeating things over 3 times copy and paste this in your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Nerds: People who are smart with out using technology(like computers/calculators)
Geeks: People who are good with technology (ever heard of the GeekSquad from Best Buy?)
Dorks: Just random people
If you are any of these/ all 3 copy and paste into your profile