Fifteen is by far the low point of my life thus far. There are plenty of things that I could probably name to explain why it's so horrible, but I think there's only one word I need to say to really sum it up: Puberty. PhineasxFerb. Now a series.

One day, one game of cards, one bet that went way too far, and how it even made looking for a dead body seem like a waste of time.

Loki has been defeated, and brought back to Asgard, So now whats going to happen with him? How do you punish the unrepentant? Ahaha, getting better at summaries? NO. Whatever

Frustrated by the failure of the methods of relaxation elaborated by Hannibal, Will is given a fool proof technique that never fails and satisfies the body as much as the mind. Hannigram. Oneshot. Smutt.

Will doesn't know why, but whenever he's around Doctor Hannibal, his worries seem to fade into the darkness.

Will has a dinner date. Hannibal serves his date for dinner. [Hannibal/Will]

In which Sherlock stumbles serendipitously and stereotypically upon John's selection of rudely coloured underthings.

It was amazing that such a simple combination of words, not even directed at Sherlock himself, could have such an overwhelming affect. Dom/Sub fic with masochism; don't like, don't read.

Jerry Peter slash. PWP. Set after the 2011 movie, Peter is visited in hospital. Non-con.

Don't you think this is already past moiraillagiance territory? Isn't it past the point of no return?

Bilbo wants to seduce Thorin so he asks the people closest to him, even though he is embarrassed to do so. Fili and Kili are eager to help out their burglar and, even though he finds the advice slightly disturbing, he finds it works to his advantage. Thorin/Bilbo; Fili/Kili. R&R, x. This fiction could be the start of a series but is yet undecided.

Going undercover, Sherlock and John pursue a vicious killer to a gay group sex party. Not unexpectedly, things get a little out of hand. Set after Baskerville, but before the Fall. Lots of M/M sex, don't like, don't read.

My fill for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink meme. When Beorn calls Bilbo a little bunny and says he's getting fat, Bilbo worries that Thorin will not want him. Thorin detects something is wrong and comfort sex ensues. I decided to upload my fill here as well to make it easier to read.

Fili and Kili suspects that Bilbo is in love Thorin and Thorin feels the same way, so they decide to help them realize their feelings for each other though they choose quite a unique method... / Warnings: drugs, graphic smut, possible OOCness and bad English (isn't my native language)

Arthur and Eames are friends with benefits, a relationship with strict rules prohibiting either of them from falling in love with the other, for it to be a real relationship. Eames knows he isn't supposed to, but he falls for Arthur anyway. Rated M for explicit slash.

Jack is bored now more than ever, since becoming a Guardian, but he finds someone to make his days pass faster. Someone he didn't expect to see ever again.

This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge changes everything. Follow my m/m romances at

GamKat smut. one-shot. first time every writing this stuff, sorry. *-*

Whenever spanking occurs, other kinky things are sure to follow. Steve and Tony find that out first-hand, as the super-soldier sets out to punish Tony for his snarky attitude. Slash.

A treacherous trick leaves Al and Winry on the run from the military and Edward kidnapped and presumed dead, in danger of losing his innocence, his self respect and his life. Work in progress.

Eames needs to learn how to dance for a con and Arthur ends up – after some extensive convincing – as teacher. Eames discovers he likes dancing, especially with Arthur.

For his chaos on Midgard, Loki's memory has been wiped clean, he has been stripped of his powers and sent to live as a mortal. Thor aches for him. AU. Thor/Loki.

Kenny hates the club scene. As it turns out, the same is not the case for South Park's resident Goody Two Shoes. There must be something inside. Bunny. Oneshot

Lau visits Ciel with some Chinese delicacies he and Ran Mao baked themselves, and being Lau, he added a little something 'extra' to Ciel's cake. -Rated M for smut, use of aphrodisiac and yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Oneshot.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

In which Thor kneels before Loki. Don't like the Thorki smut? Then don't read this. Do like it? Sally forth and read the smut. And another chapter, by popular demand...

When Sebastian feels betrayed by his Master - he gets even...in the most wicked of ways. Young Ciel never knew tortures can feel so...slow...intense...and, ohhhh, sooo pleasurable. YAOI MxM & Shota ... "The demon smirked. Before this night was over, Ciel would be screaming his name. He would never want for anything, never want another, Sebastian was going to make sure of it."

John goes on a date. Sherlock is displeased. NSFW. Sherlock/John.

John has a tattoo, and Sherlock won't rest until he's seen it. Johnlock.

Karkat has a problem that he needs a little help with.

It had been decades since he'd been to a dance, at least how he remembered them, and the old sting of being the only unwilling wallflower never really goes away.In which Steve has his first dance and experiences another first as well.

"How have you never had a pet?" he asked in disbelief. Tony Stark: The Man Who Has It All apparently hasn't had it all. Tony rolled his eyes and stirred his coffee quickly, spoon tapping against the ceramic loudly. "I've had pets," he drawled. "I've made pets."

Tony ignored a mission from Fury and Steve is not happy about that. Steve/Tony

Joker is holding hostages so he can have sex with Batman. But their feelings complicate things. NOT movieverse Rated for a reason Dis. I do not own Batman

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

He knows he shouldn't be looking. Except it's a bit difficult to turn away and walk down the hall when it's so obvious and fascinating and there, almost like an invitation. .:. peepingtom!Sherlock, bottom!John. PWP.

Loki, thanks to his brother's pleading, is treated kindly in Asgard, despite chains and gag. Silent and impassive, Thor tends to him in hopes of a response. slash

Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.

Missing scene: Is this the first time you lost a soldier?

Thor/Loki PWP inspired by the gag and chains Loki had on at the end of Avengers. Warnings for rough sex, semi-sibling incest and breathplay. Oh and the gag and chain of course. Written as a tumblr askbox adventure.

This basically takes place right after the portal closes and Tony wakes up. I saw Captain America all dirty and thought he needed a shower. Tony thinks the same before realising he needs one too. Graphic MM sex.

Spock gets temporary amnesia after an away mission gone awry. In answer to a challenge, the details of which are inside. M. K/S. Slight OOC for amnesic Spock. DONE!

Ciel orders Sebastian to teach him the more intimate ways of life... though he wasn't expecting a full demonstration. SebaCiel. Yaoi.

Ciel has one to many stresses in his life to handle. Maybe it's time for Sebastian to ressolve his master's stress once and for all. Yaoi

kinkmeme fill. Gamzee is high, Karkat is stressed, and the couch will never be safe for guests to use again.

Ciel as an... interesting dream invovling a certain demon butler... ONESHOT, SLIGHTY OOC!

Nick loves his pool table. He also loves Ellis. And after a week long without his hick, he decides to combine the two.

Zim discovers he's been exiled, and Dib discovers that the world hates him. Classic emo sadomasochism ensues. BDSM, anal, graphic, M for a reason! ZaDr very muchly.

When one is young games are innocent but they get worse from there! Watch the sexual developmnt between two enemies! Zim/Dib! Yaoi! Hardcore BDSM near the end! Z/D, Zim/Dib,

Stan comes to visit Kyle's new house and is disgruntled by the lack of attention he's receiving against the almighty facebook. Slash, Style, Stan/Kyle. Pretty much PWP.

Charles wakes up in the middle of the night and accidentally ends up in Erik's room, though the metal-bender's not too upset about it. ErikxCharles oneshot.

Merry eats Pippin's bread, and contemplates his relationship with his younger cousin. Slash.

It is, John knew, an unusual life. But well worth getting caught in the rain. SLASH. John/Sherlock. Spoilers through Season 1

In which Loki plays a trick and Tony's a teenager again faced with his biggest childhood crush. Only this time, maybe he can get what he wants.

Karkat loved the way he touched him, the way Gamzee's husky voice in his ear could make him gasp and moan. But there was no way in hell he would admit it to anyone, let alone the troll on top of him.

The treck to Gamzee's house is a long one and Tavros has a hard time making it in his four wheeled device. So Gamzee promises that he won't have to make it and that he'll come and visit the rust blood instead! Gamzee/Tavros Smut, don't like don't read.

John wears a new suit, Sherlock finds him even more attractive than usual, and the boys take advantage of the surface of a billiards table at a high-end gentleman's club.

AU: Dave is an adult now and he works up the courage to let Bro know how he really feels. WARNING: Stridercest, Lemon/yaoi, language. This is smut, though not completely shameless smut.

A friendship develops between Kenny and Butters over the years, centered around the fact that Butters likes to dress in his mom's clothes.

Or 'The First Time Tony Takes Steve to Bed' Just the start of a series of fics dedicated to my Avengers OTP. Tell me what you think and I'll write more. Enjoy.

Bro buys Dave a pair of panties. Prompts used: Bro powerbottoming, finger fellatio, Dave in panties. Rated M for Incest. Dave/Bro.

AU: "My name is Spock. Are you male or female?" The child scrunched up its nose. "I'm a boy of course!"

SMUT and slight fluff, I suppose. Humor. Back massage kink. John POV S/J

I found myself gripping his hand tighter, no longer even bothering to fight back. My mind was a jumbled mess of 'get off of me' and 'please for the love of god don't stop'. AU. Human Tavros and Gamzee. Rated M for obvious reasons o3o

Feliciano goes to visit Ludwig for one reason, and he's going to get what he came for. Some action in beginning. Goes to harder in third chapter. Bondage, toys,and sweet yaoi. Uke!Germany !

Filled for this meme: Sherlock needs to become ginger for a case, and enlists John to help dye his hair. John finds out that it's the one thing that makes Sherlock go pliant.

"You're ruining this fantasy," Tony deadpans. Steve has a sunburn. Tony decides to help, but not really.

Alexander's curiosity gets the better of him and Daniel's dreams turn out to be quite unexpected things. Alexander/Daniel.

John sustains a head injury and has to get glasses. Sherlock finds them... curious. PWP for MarieLikesToDraw on Tumblr who asked for John in glasses.

Sherlock needs cooling off. John needs Sherlock. Can they come to an agreement?

'There isn't a lot that New York can't offer, Tony muses, but time is not one of them.' Or where Captain America was never frozen, and Tony grows up practically in love with him.

In response to a prompt at the st xi kink mem at Livejournal. Spock finds that his cabin computer has access to the security cameras in the Captain's quarters. Does he tell Jim and have it fixed or does he keep the feed and watch Jim? Slash! K/S, Spirk, and a hint of K/B

One shot. Nellis! Ellis has a nightmare in the middle of a thunderstorm and Nick does all he can to calm him down, but then comes up with a brilliant idea on how to do so. Enjoy, you guys! No flaming, only meant for the people who love this pairing!

It's Stan's birthday and the Broflovski's have let the boys use their cabin in the mountains to celebrate his birthday for the weekend. However, a storm may have them in a bit of a predicament. Style and Bunny.

John's home sick from a case and calls Sherlock, horny. Might not be the best time, though.

The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!

Follows Season One finale, "The Great Game." John is shocked by what happens after Sherlock pulls the trigger, but that's nothing compared to the shock he experiences when they get home. Slash. Chapter 3 takes place immediately after Chapter 2.

Jim and Spock accidentally eat an alien aphrodisiac. What happens next takes a bit of getting used to. Kirk/Spock, M for a reason. Don't like, don't read.

When he goes back, he doesn't expect things to get as sticky as they do. Way to break it, hero. Written for the KMeme.

Sherlock wants to have his prostate checked... and well John is a doctor after all.

Joker held out his left, gloveless hand, pinkie extended, "So, I propose we become BFFs." Unbeta'd, written by a new fan so don't expect a lot of accuracy with the "plot", Dark Knight-ish characterisation . Slash B/J. COMPLETE. Rated M for themes.

Playing chess has never been that hot and interesting - then Charles and Erik came along. Rated M for Lemon/Slash.

It's a trust exercise, really: Erik, to learn to trust Charles, permits Charles to blindfold him. It's also a self-control exercise, because Erik isn't bound -and Charles wouldn't do that anyway- so he has to hold himself back. .:. Fluffy and kinky PWP.

"It's time for Batsy to take his medicine." Joker drugs Batman, with some interesting results. B/J slash, hard NC-17 rating for sex, violence and language. Mind the warnings and the rating.

"Their bodies know the truth of things, even when their brains do not." Batman has disappeared. Joker aims to find out why. B/J slash, NC-17 for sex, violence. Please mind the warnings and rating. Sequel called 'Laughing at the Sorry State I'm In' can also be found on this site.

Chris gets closer to Captain Wesker. Contains Yaoi, shounen ai, lemon, smut, boyxboy, what have you. Also light BDSM, or just normal BDSM, depending on who you are.

Arthur insists Alfred's old suit is not longer presentable and takes him shopping for a new one. Alfred hates shopping, especially for a stiff suit, but manages to make it entertaining UsUk Warnings, inside

Sherlock is ever-analytical. Spoilers for PINK, SherlockxJohn slash.

FIRST CLASS. Charles experiments with a new toy that just so happens to be made from metal. Erik notices. Charles/Erik

Relaxing when you're living with Sherlock Holmes is near impossible. Relaxing when he's set on sharing a bathtub with you IS impossible. Slash, Sherlock/John

And that is how he found himself creeping around in the middle of the night trying to catch a glimpse of Erik. He couldn't believe he subjected himself to becoming a Peeping Tom. .:. Cherik, laced with naughty thoughts, but no actual sex. drabble.

What Zim thinks is the perfect mental weapon against the human race is not what Dib expects, nor what Dib really wants to do for said alien. 2-shot! ZaDR!

For the next few minutes I wanted nothing to do with morals and the weight that was on my shoulders. I just wanted him to be mine again. ChrisxWesker

Zim won't let Dib mate with him unless he proves his worth... This is pretty much PWP, not really a backstory to it... enjoy. Warning: ZaDR, lemon, M/M, anal... etc. If any of that disturbs you, then this isn't for you.

X-Men: First Class. Erik finds he has a soft spot for the young mutants, and it leads him to indulging them when he knows Charles would disapprove. When Charles finds out, he decides he and Erik need to have a little chat. Bottom!Erik because it's hot.

Altair realises he still has much to learn about Malik when he witnesses him murdering 5 Templars without once drawing his sword. 'I still have much to learn Brother' MalikxAltair YAOI

Written per request: For once, it's Griffin who takes it. Make him scream. M/M SLASH

An unexpected visit from David has Griffin antsy; and a little more than upset. Sex between two men, strong language, a little bit of angst. GriffinRice

One shot. Written after seeing 'First Class'. Charles and Erik spend another night together, despite being apart. SLASH. R&R.

X-Men: First Class fic. Charles is not a morning person. 'Lips, hot and sweet, against the back of his neck draw him slowly from sleep'

Even from across town, over the phone, Johns words have a powerful command over Sherlock. This is a Sherlock solo play, heavily guided by John's commands. Slash, and most definitely PWP.

For a prompt: John carrying Sherlock out of great danger. John proves his strength in more ways than one. Established relationship, slash, BAMF!John!

Spock hasn't been the same since the ordeal on Vulcan. After Altair, when assigned to milk runs, Kirk decides to take the opportunity to break through Spock's shell. What happens when he does?

Captain Wesker never allowed office romances. Shame he couldn't follow his own orders.. Chris/Wesker, please R&R.

...Leave. See title. I mean it on the rating folks. This PWP has ALL OF THE KINKS.

Love, hate, sex, pain... it's complicating me sometimes. sadistic ZADR

Daniel has a flash back that brings back some strange and horrible memories. He could have never have imagined things being this messed up. AlexanderXDaniel. One shot. Rated M for sex. R&R!

"The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and completely done for." Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink. Slash.

Live Journal Kink-Meme Fill #8.

Bruce Wayne is in a serious situation when the Joker visits him on a stormy, lazy night. The poor hero must choose whether to risk revealing who he really is or let the villain have his fun for the betterment of the city… JokerxBatman non-con slash

Strict beats and smooth moves, people- Gamzee offers up some inspiration for a mope-stricken Tavros.

Murdoc is in the middle of playing, and shagging, his bass when 2D walks in and watches. What will happen when Murdoc notices this? 2DxMurdoc. M/M. Oneshot. Don't flame.

For a prompt for Sherlock and John and sexy times. Pure fluffy PWP. Sherlock runs out of clean clothes.

Oneshot. Spock and Jim are on shore leave at an Earth ranch, being painfully happy and domestic. Oh, and they have sexytimes. That's about all there is to say. From the LJ kink meme.

Some idle chitchat between mates quickly escalates to something neither was expecting.. rated M for their talking/action Slash warning 2D/Muds Oneshot

John explores the narrow boundaries of Sherlock's sexuality. SLASH.

An old nemesis pays a social call to the Enterprise just in time for the annual Valentine's Day party. But when the holiday-inspired antics turn dangerous, Jim is forced to confront his long-evaded desires regarding his first officer.

Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.

When David first jumps back to Griffin's lair, the other man failed to mention everyone David knew would be killed. So he never rushed out again, instead he stayed, and this is what happened...

Chris can be a very insistent person, and sometimes Wesker is willing to indulge him. ChrisxWesker smut.

Set in RE 5, spoilers; When Chris goes to confront Wesker, he is met with the specter of a friend he thought dead. Battle ensues, but the outcome is different than that of the game. Chris loses someone dear to him... or does he? Wesker/Chris; Chris/Jill

Legolas and Aragorn have fallen for each other, but have been too afraid of rejection to do something about it. what happens when one of them builds up the courage to approach the other? Warning: Lemons, and slash.

Drake finds something out about himself that scares him at first, but Josh comforts him, shows him that it's not so bad after all. Rated M. One shot. Intimate/sexual scenes between step-brothers. DID NOT EDIT. Review PLEASE

When Legolas and Aragorn become lost together, with no luck in finding their way back to Gimli and the others, what could happen? A lot. A lot can happen. LEMON I suck at summaries, sorry. This is also my first lemon

Zim, on account of misleading erotic stories, thinks he's able to impregnate Dib with Irken children, whom will help Zim in his take over of the Earth. Anal, BDSM, Bond, M/M, Oneshot, Xeno not mine's but Shenanigans on

YAOI MATURE. Altair makes a request to his lover but first has to prove his willingness to submit, sometimes giving up power is a little more challenging than it seems

Nick hates that he's turning 40, so Ellis wants to make it a great birthday. Nick/Ellis.

Kirk/Spock. NC-17. PWP. Spock is approached by Kirk in his quarters, one thing leads to another, but curiously Kirk finds their roles reversed and gains a little more intimacy with his Vulcan commander than originally anticipated.

Chris survived the incident in Kijuju, but now he's haunted by the image of a dead man. Yet, things change again when he is sent on a operation and realizes the man that has haunted him isn't actually dead.

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

2D wants Murdoc to sit through a full-length film with him, but Murdoc's sick of the frontman's zombie flicks. After he learns what kind of movies the bassist will watch all the way through, things take a very strange turn and get hot; on and off-screen.

"And just what is the plan, Sherlock?" John shouted. "Go to prison? You assaulted a police officer – no court won't convict you." He ran a hand over his face. "What could possibly be worth risking your freedom?"

Live Journal Kink Meme Fill #7 Yaoi! Malik, Altair and Maria watching!

"Why didn't you call? Do you have ANY idea what I just went through!" Sherlock doesn't call John when the flat explodes. John is displeased. Written for the LiveJournal kinkmeme. Hard slash.

Waking up in the morning had never been so good for Chris since he started seeing Wesker. WeskerxChris Smut- A companion piece to 'State of Flux'

Nick and Ellis are forced to share a bed for a night. Turns out to not be so bad. I'm bad at summaries... Definitely lots of mansecks. Don't read if you're not into that.

Eames likes to watch Arthur and makes a mental catalog of their differences and similarities. If only he could get Arthur to care about either one... CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT FYI. ALSO: MOVIE SPOILERS LIKE WHOA.

Sherlock has a perfectly good excuse to interrupt John's shower.

Sherlock catches some kind of heavy illness, but John stays with him during his suffering and helps him through it. Sherlock, of course, won't be ungrateful... John/Sherlock SLASH *smirk* Finished... for now...

STARS Alpha team get word of an illegal drugs deal going down somewhere in Raccoon City, but not everything goes as planned. Wesker/Chris.

I love him, the stupid faceache...but I can't be with him. Murdocx2D, NC 17 for Non-con, mention of alcohol and violence. Yaoi: don't like it don't read.

When Chris properly follows through with an order, Wesker decides it's about time he rewards Chris for his good behavior. Of course, a date with Wesker never ends with a walk to the front door and a simple kiss on the cheek goodnight. WeskerxChris Smut

Arthur is getting married and he spent his last night as a single man with Eames. Arthur/Eames

Arthur is not the nice and proper student that most people believes he is. Alfred knows his secret and is ready to destroy Arthur's reputation for the sake of other students. US/UK.

"But the messy hair and the glasses and the sweatshirt and the jeans and the Converse? Eames isn't used to Arthur dressed like a slob and he thinks that he likes it."

Roxas Anderson is the head of the school while Axel Martinez is a huge freak with a troubled past. If that's the case then how come Roxas is telling Axel to be his boyfriend? Something isn't right, and it's not just the milk dripping out of Axel's nose.

Arthur and Eames go to a movie. Arthur isn't interested in the film. Eames entertains Arthur another way.

When a prayer falls on deaf ears, all hope dies and nothing else exists, as mistakes only remind us of whom we truly are.

This is my version about how i would finish "The Great Game".One chapter,three parts: "At the pool", "The alley interlude" and "Safe and sound at home".Rated M for part 2-3 which contains explicit man/man sex and other yummy slashy things.Shwatsonlock

"You're sure talking big when I'm the one who made you a man!" Arthur said loudly while patting his chest. The younger country's eyes widened. Yes, he remembered that day clearly. Requested by ileana425. Based on episode 26.

Summary: BLU Soldier and BLU Engineer are living together after the war has ended. However when a neighbor lady begins to flirt with Soldier, Engineer has to put his foot down. Warning: Contains EXTREMELY mature content, should not be read by minors.

England awakens to an awfully private moment of America's... right behind him on the bed.

Slash. Eames likes Arthur when he's a little rough.

Eames thinks Arthur should replace his totem. He buys him something in return. .:arthur/eames:.

John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.

Zim is in denial and Dib likes to pull the string. Rated M for a reason. DibxZim; ZADR.

US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?

The prompt that henna would be erotic for Vulcans was floating around Tumblr...and it infected me. I couldn't help but write it. K/S, my first serious smut.

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

2DxMurdoc drabble. Rated M for Murdoc's naughty imagination. Oneshot.

Arthur has a private mission. So does Eames. Post-movie, different universe from Method. Slash. Rated mostly for language.

cozy little bed N' breakfast, a nice hot shower, and an adorable little hick who'd do anything to earn your friend ship. Nellis oneshot.

Sometimes, one big change leads to another, and other times, trust is all you need.

A hunter is going stir crazy and driving his smoker roommate nuts in the prossess. He thinks the root of his problem is a lack of sex, unfortunately there's only one person around to solve it. Funny slash between two straight guys, OCs, 2 parter

Kink Meme Fill on Live Journal. YAOI WARNING!

The mind can be a terrible thing. It can toy with you and turn you against yourself before you even realize it. Nick always knew he had demons, but he had never thought they'd catch up to him. Edited 4/9/2012

It's impossible to know where the road will lead us. ZADR

A M rated story about Toothless and Hiccup. It's a slash story, it really is. So if you're up to it, by all means, go ahead. If not, go read it still. Warning: WILL contain sex.

Unable to deal with a very drunken Alfred, Matthew dumps him off on Arthur. Only thing is, he doesn't warn Arthur what an affectionate little tiger Alfred is when he's liquored up. Chapter 5 deals with drunken dub-con. UK/US that order

"This is definitely not how I planned the afternoon to go…" Arthur trailed off while averting his gaze to the side. A raft plays a frustrating role in a little pool time fun between Alfred and Arthur. Rated M for slight sexual content.

Stan goes through some of the most ridiculous things just to satisfy his curiosity. Style. Rated M for graphic smut!

England has had enough of France molesting him. After voicing his complaints to America, the younger nation decides to help out, oblivious to the fact that England might not appreciate the gesture... USUK

UKUS. He had slept the sleep of the saved. America had slept the sleep of the condemned. Inspired by artwork by TechnoRanma.

Malik is not just a Dai, he is an assassin. When Altair seems to forget this, Malik decides to remind him of this heritage. Both men must discover where the other stands, as men, as friends, and as members of the Brotherhood. Altair/Malik. COMPLETED.

K/S. T'Pau found out that Jim didn't actually die on the sands of Vulcan during Spock's Pon Farr. And now she wants a rematch.

The United Kingdom wishes to re-establish trade routes with the United States. Alfred is a little more than willing to do so, and the reunion was a little more than what Arthur had bargained for. Cowboy!AmericaxGentleman!England. Smut ahoy!

2D & Murdoc have a little thing they call the "Sunday Smoke and Shag" - wake, bake, and screw. Murdoc begins to wonder if 2D wants to go beyond being friends with benefits. Takes place during Phase I. One-Shot. Definitely M.

The last thing Alfred expected to find Arthur in the world was the supposedly prim and sober Brit in a closet, wearing skirt and heels. Cosplaying as hobby is one thing, but cross-dressing? WTF? USxUK M-rated for saucy contents

France, fed up with America and England denying their feelings for one another, concocts a plan to get the two love birds together. All it will take is a little white lie and an island... AmericaxEngland, M for saucy content.

He didn't know when his customary goodnight kisses moved from the top of the boy's ashen blonde mop of hair to his pink, pouty lips. UK/US Shotacon. Do not be deceived by the innocent title! Oneshot

If atlases are the Hetalian dirty magazines, what does that make geographic documentaries...? USUK, with hints of a lemon on the horizon, but nothing explicit.

Leonardo has been a Templar spy all along and Ezio finally finds out. Things get messy.Ezio/Leonardo

Kirk is stressed. Spock helps him destress. KirkxSpock

Arthur had gotten the customary birthday presents this year same as he always did. Spain got him tomatoes, the Italies got him pasta. Also, as per usual, Alfred hadn't sent a present. That is, until the door bell rings at 8 AM the next morning. UK/US

A lonely Hunter has a surprising encounter with a Smoker. Zombie sex ahead! SmokerxHunter

Oneshot. Ezio visits Leonardo, finding him upset and his workshop chaotic. They eat dinner, drink some wine...

During one lazy, unproductive afternoon Shaun witnesses something unexpected in Ezio's memories. Shaun/Desmond, Leonardo/Ezio

So Murdoc stole 2D and took him to Plastic Beach right? Same old Muds, same old song and dance. Except for one tiny thing, why is it that since 2D's arrival has Murdoc been acting so...odd?

Coming home to Italy chained naked to his bed was not what Germany had in mind for his day. Plot-less smut. Bondage. Germany x Italy

A one-shot hot slash to get across an act encouraged by the odd atmosphere falling over Kong. 2D's just out of the shower and is accompanied by a visitor. Characters are IN CHARACTER! As they should be. 2DxMurdoc. Gorillaz.

Five ways Castiel made Dean feel. Dean/Castiel slash

In the CEDA quarantine camp, Nick can't sleep. Set after the events of the game. SLASH, Nick/Ellis

He was told to grit his teeth, lie back and think of England. But what he really wanted was to lie back and be with England. UKxUS

After being attacked by a hunter, Ellis needs healing. Nick uses both conventional and unconventional means to do so. Slash, Nick/Ellis

D/J The progression of their relationship. But when Josh kissed Drake, his brain completely short circuited. The rest of the world fell away, and he didn’t think of anything at all, floated on the tip of Drake’s tongue and the edges of Drake’s hips.

For the kink meme. While helping France clean out his closet, America finds and decides to keep England's old pirate hat. But America finds that he's gotten more than he bargained for when the real thing turns up looking for his hat. England/America.

Roxas is an interior designer for a TV show and Axel is a rich playboy who sponsers them to redo his mansion! What romance will unfold? Will they find true love in the end? Read and review!

Spock x Kirk. Perhaps they are not so different after all. TOS!Spock x TOS!Kirk, nu!Spock x nu!Kirk. Very Mature.

A freaky box thing steals people's memories and then some stuff happens. Dean/Castiel

Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.

Dib captures Zim. The autopsy doesn't entirely go as planned. ZADR/PWP

Sora is in love with his older brother's boyfriend. But he's tired of being just 'little Sora'. He's going to get what he wants with the help of his friends and twin brother, Roxas. Riku won't know what hit him. SoraXRiku AxelXRoxas Complete

When one of the Italy brother's haircurl is pulled, BOTH of them feel it. This leads for some remarkably awkward situations. Main focus Spamano, with a secondary Gerita. A response to a request on the KinkMeme!

a sort of last minute, normal-fic-turned-into-Valentine's-Day-fic thing... Rated M for a reason. Ezio/Leonardo

For years Valentine's Day has been a nightmare for England, who has in the most roundabout way possible tried to show America how much he cares. A heart shaped box of chocolates might just put an end to that. UKxUS, M for very saucy content.

On the way home from the pub one night, England gets a brilliant idea to help him get America in bed with him. Or so he thinks. England/America, Canada

Ezio/Leonardo. How do you keep yourself entertained during church? Ezio seems to be the only one who knows. -And sorry, I don't mean anything bad to anyone/anything church related-

Jack gives David some reasons to come back to bed. ::slash::

Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.

Nick/Ellis oneshot Nick never healed him. Ellis was determined to find out why.

This is the story about what happened after the movie's end. The universe is that of the movie Silent Hill, not the game. Femslash.

Ever since his growth spurt, America has been acting defiantly. When England attempts to put him in his place America decides to show him just how grown up he has become... Pre-split AmericaxEngland, M for saucy content.

Chris gets locked in a dark room, alone with the one man he never wanted to set eyes on again. Chris/Wesker.

The thing about spoken language, in Alfred's perspective, was that it was so overrated. Arthur/Alfred.

England catches America drinking, of all things, tea. UK/US

Alfred and Arthur may not get along in real life, but once they start chatting online without knowing who the other is, they find themselves falling for their mysterious emailer…

Every day of Arthur Kirkland's life is the exact same. What happens when a certain "Hero" tries to spice it up a bit?

UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.

An America/England fanfiction. During that boring meeting, France entertained himself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between America and England.

When a couple of stranges come to town, everything changes for Batman and Joker. Slash. BatsxMrJ. NSFW.

I am the Captain of the pirate ship Victory. We have taken over this ship. And you?" "I am Alfred, official stow-away of this ship. So I guess this means I'm your problem now." A story about pirate!England who meets pickpocket!Alfred. Yaoi, boy on boy.

(ARCHIVED) A wet dream leaves Italy confused ... and Germany curious. (Male/Male pairing) (Oneshot)

After Chris causes police brutality charges to be brought against the STARS team, Wesker decides to punish him by having him clean the training guns. Unfortunately, Chris doesn't agree with this and Wesker is forced to calm him down. WeskerxChris Smut

America hopes for his first kiss- from no one other but England. USxUK

Alfred interrupts Arthur during a ritual and magic mayhem insues; Alfred ends up running for his life as Arthur stalks him through the English countryside. ONE SHOT USxUK

Chris just needed to get some things off his chest.

Sorry I'm horrible with titles. So in this story, Bruce comes home from a night of drinking and finds an uninvited guest in his room...what will happen from there? You must read and find out! :-D Rating will go up soon! Slash! Disclaimer: I own nothing

Chocolate lollypop's and Captain's lips; what's a vulcan to do? I'll give you a hint; this involves K/S sex and a tiny bit of plot . If that's not your thing, then you had fair warning.

Spoilers for 5.04! Dean happens on something he wasn't supposed to see, and he can't help but try his best to 'fix' some of his mistakes, even if it's just for a little while

There were many reasons why they shouldn't be together, and not enough that they should be. It's a funny word, consensual. Spain/teen!Romano

After Nero has been vanquished, Bones is concerned about Jim's physical wellbeing. He enlists Spock's help to tuck the Captain in; Spock's quarters of course. What will happen when they are alone? 9/20/09 Chapters 1 through 3 have been further edited.

What happens when Bruce Wayne finds himself in the clutches of the Joker? Rated M for graphic Slash and some cursing.

Roxas wakes up in the hospital, the last five months a blank. He doesn't know why he’s suddenly living in another city, how he got the job of his dreams, and just who does this guy think he is, anyway? His boyfriend? Yeah, right... AkuRoku

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My first slash! :D Warning - GordiexChris, read with caution. Its the hottest day of summer and some feelings are finally out in the open. Expect the usual slash excitement ;D ONESHOT! x

Because 'you're a twat' and 'I love you' are completely synonymous, at least according to America anyway - America/England.

He's staring into the eyes of a true conquistador, a true conqueror. Spain/S. Italy

How can you tell the psychopaths from the heroes when they're all running around incognito? Joker/Bruce Wayne, Nolanverse.

King Aragorn goes to visit his dear friend in the woodland realm . But what will happen between them when they are once again united ?

Germany was used to waking up with Italy in his bed. But this was certainly new. Germany/Italy

RS Soracentric Sora has wanted to befriend Riku for years, but when they become teammates in High School Blitzball, Sora finds that gaining Riku’s friendship isn’t exactly simple, and life in High School can just be downright confusing…

Alfred’s birthday is drawing nearer once again, and he pretty much dreads that a certain nation isn’t going to show up… again. What’s a hero to do? Call up reinforcement, of course! US/UK.

Merry has a very special Christmas Eve surprise for his beloved Pippin.....

It all starts with a threesome, really. It all continues through threesomes. Then, it's just minus one. [THREESOME PORNFEST! Sam/Dean/OFC. Sam/Dean endgame of course.]

K/S slash-preslash. When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – even the things Jim isn’t sure he wants to change.

Sometime in 1942--Italy's a lover, not a fighter.

Zim has a few biological questions and so he conducts an experiment on Dib to find the answers. M/M anal noncon Oneshot

USUK. Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has /obviously/ never actually /tried/ taking candy from a baby.

HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.

Merry and Pippin come together in a night of beautiful passion. It is their first time and it is beyond anything either of them could ever have imagined.

Sometimes bad luck for some is good luck for others. Slash, Batman/Joker. Bondage, dub-con, M-rated.

Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!

She said Roxas was going to be married in a week, whether he liked it or not. The catch was, the bride-to-be was a he.

Roy is a flirt; Ed looks like a girl when he doesn’t put his hair up. Put two and two together. I know it sounds like royed, but it’s not. :D Oneshot. Details inside! Rated T for language.

Ed and Al didn't actually start out as close as they are now. When Al was born, Ed envied him for stealing his parents' attention. But when danger invades his life, he would soon learn what being a big brother is all about. Oneshot.

It was the tone of his voice that shattered Jack, as easily as a wineglass, the cool impassivity, the barely contained fury." Jack/David. Things aren't always clean, but they're always right.

You just don't get it, do you? I am not something to just boss around as you please. Not only is fanfiction completely illogical, it's downright annoying!

Havoc wonders just what Ed and Roy are doing in Roy's office. He's such a pervert. Not really RoyEd. Havoc thinks so though. T for language.

Hey, Roxas. Nice to meet you. Can you tell me something? You afraid of heights? So asks tall, skinny, possibly suicidal redhead. Roxas isn't sure if meeting said redhead is a strike of pure luck or a one way ticket to the streets below. -AkuRoku-

Non-Nolanverse, Batman/Joker. When Bruce is kdnapped by Gotham's most wanted, he needs a distraction to escape. SLASH, 18

Slash. Batman/Joker ...and in his mind repeated one thought. One truth. Mine.

“If you're so intrigued,” he whispered, voice barely audible, “I'm sorry to spoil the mystery, but I am in fact cleverly disguised as a, human being.” Light NC-17, Batman/Joker. Prompt Used: “Geronimo” by Phantom Planet

...With Each Other. The boys stumble across a fanfiction site and try to make sense of a show with their town in the title. Reviews or flames greatly appreciated.

Set during TDK. “What do you want?” Bruce said, his braver voice returning to him. The Joker simply chuckled as if he was asked a simple question. “Well the answer is simple, silly! I want you,”. BrucexJoker Rated M for language and slash. Now, a Oneshot

This game they played would never end, and neither one was going down without the other. They were tied by a bond that only the Joker realized was there, and he was going to make sure Batman realized it too. Batman/Joker. Slash.

TDK Bruce gets a special visitor. Bruce/Joker. Slash M/M Nolanverse. Rated T for adult situations, language, suggestiveness. ONE SHOT. This is what happens when you underestimate a clown scorned.

When Roxas was sexually assulted at a party, his world falls apart. He has no one, his friends no longer care, and he cannot go to his parents. It wasn't until his cry for help was answered on the school restroom wall. Oneshot AkuRoku. Corrections made.

ZADR - Within the confines of the specially made cage, Zim struggled to escape. Revenge is sweet, and blood is sweeter.

Axel got more than he bargained for when he was told to stay over at his best friend Sora’s house for the weekend. Just how the hell was he supposed to know that the kid was having a huge family reunion dinner on Saturday night? AKUROKU.

Best friends finally reunited. Late night thoughts and nights on the beach. Feelings come to the surface, but what can you do about them? Lemon in later chapters. RxS, mention of AxR

Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.

When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE

Sam makes a wish at the wishing well. Wonder what he wished for? Slash, rated M.

Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.

Tulio and Miguel are teenagers hiding out in a stable for some reason or other. Things get a little heated.

Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE

AU. Roxas took a deep, steadying breath, gathering the last of his severely abused dignity close to his heart before he knocked on the door. Housekeeping.

I've seen a lot of stories regarding my sexual preference and let me tell you, you're all sick, twisted and demented! sincerely, Edward Elric

Jack has been avoiding David but he isn't sure of the reason. And it's the not knowing that forces him to find out. ::slash, post strike fic::

COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]

Once upon a time, in a high school far away, there were two aggressive teenaged boys with one aggressive teenaged secret... PWP, may be considered kinky. [StanKyle]

Sam, Dean and a blowjob in St. Patrick's Cathedral. Drabble. Slash

Late at night, memories haunt Miguel. Migulio. ADULT.

Batman meets the one man that will make him beg. Dark Knight and Clown Prince slash. Torture. Manipulation. Non con. Dark psychological one shot. Humor. Epistle. Cute surprise ending though!

Kidnapped and imprisoned, Sam & Dean only have each other and their inner resources to get them through. *warning - wincest*

Envy shows Ed why it's unwise to break a deal with homunculi.

Roxas slowly finds himself falling for the man he met from his balcony. [Akuroku, rated for language]

NOW COMPLETE! RATING CHANGED. A whisper of another way to create the Philosopher’s Stone, a document titled 'The Philosopher’s Secret'. But the homunculi are after the stone as well, and there is very little they will not do to obtain it. Edwin, Royai

Beating the tar out of each other is just another form of foreplay... Non Con, ZADR.

Part 1 of an ongoing series. Sometimes, the best things happen out of sheer accident. No pieces of automail were harmed in the production of this dirty piece of . . . well . . . EdxWinry. Lemon. Overused plothook.

Summary: Racetrack invites Spot to dinner and convinces him to try strawberries for the first time. This is a oneshot that grew into three chapters. Humor, Language, SLASH SpotRace

The worst of problems can be solved with a bottle if company cannot be bought. Axel.Roxas

Axel jogs Roxas's memory.

The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.

Jack remembers a most amazing moment he and Ennis shared one time when they spent a few days in the mountains together.

Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.

Racetrack chooses to spend Valentine’s Day at one of Spot Conlon’s card games. This a dark story that shows a side of Spot only Race knows. Rated M for SLASH and sexual content.

Late nights. Whiskey. Lonliness. A brief encounter between two silhouettes in an alley. A long walk home. Slash, one shot.

Jack has an idea in the middle of the night.

Sora was messy, wild, mysterious, and everything Riku never wanted in a lover. That didn't stop Riku from falling for him. Oneshot.

Sora thought it was just one of those days. You know, the kind where nothing goes right? Then again, maybe he was right. [RS] Oneshot.

I don't like it when people call Niisan short.

Stan, why are you so mad? [ Slash. Stan Kyle. ]