To your left you will find a self-insert with no real set of skills, to your right, a violent shark shinobi tagging along for the ride. "I'm ya tour guide, Benji the talking weasel! So sit ye butts down, keep ye tails outta the aisle, and enjoy the show!"

It was unusual circumstance that I suddenly found myself amidst the Company of Thorin Oakenshield. They didn't trust me at first. I was a human after all, and a woman besides, with few useful skills to offer. Yet I could not deny the benefits of their protection as I journeyed home to Esgaroth and so strove to remain in their favour...I never expected to fall in love along the way.

Sometimes you meet people in really unpredictable ways. Sometimes its the best thing to ever happen to you. Kisame/Itachi, KisaIta

Extraterrestrial creatures have invaded earth, and life as we know it has changed. Kenzie lost her parents to an out of this world creature,and more began to invade her town and abduct the few people that are left, but every tragedy has a bright side.

It's hard making a name for yourself when you've got a sibling that everyone loves, and you just don't quite measure up, so what happens when you meet someone who seems to be experiencing the exact same thing? When Gilbert and Matthew find each other, they discover they don't really need to be adored like their brothers, they just need someone who accepts them for them. Rated: MA

Over 38 million. That is how many women they had demanded from Earth, but did not say why. She couldn't have been chosen. It had to be a mistake. There was something predatory about the way they watched them. Predator/Human. Eventual romance, action, drama, and a different sort of hunt. Artwork By SweetandSour1-80

Shockwave, at the last minute decides not to kill Blurr and takes him prisoner instead. After escaping from the Autobots he takes his prisoner back to the Nemesis. Shockwave is not the only one interested in his new pet though. Megatron is enthralled too.

Itachi reincarnates into his child body. He doesn't remember himself to be this ugly nor his cousin being an idiot. Since when has his life become this mundane and chaotic? Mild ShiIta, Mild KakaIta and mostly KisaIta. Background Shisui/Tenzou Edit Jan. 2017: Rated M because there's definitely some smut in here.

She dragged him out of the cold and most likely saved his life. Little did he know that returning the favor would change everything.

Weeks of punitive third-shift monitor duty have left Skywarp recharge deprived and with limited control over his warping abilities. Millennia of war, loss, and repressed feelings come to a head as, every time he attempts to recharge, he ends up warping where he wishes to be most: Thundercracker's berth.

When a failed chiva forces Yautja Prime's best to Earth to stop an infestation, an esteemed Veteran Prince finds himself a foe like none he had encountered before, an ooman female. Will he take her life or take her for himself? Rated M for explicit scenes and language.

Thor finds Loki sitting on the rainbow bridge, wanting to ease his brothers obvious pain. / HEAVY smutt, hurt/comfort, basically porn with a small plot, pseudo-incest, LokixThor, don't like it don't read. FINALLY COMPLETE!

GerIta Modern/StripperFic AU. Ludwig is dragged out to a strip club by his older brother. But little does he know, 1) It's a gay bar, and 2) This particular event would change everything, once he sets eyes on a beautiful, honey haired boy.

A year has passed for our friends and things have changed. Cat will go hunting, but the question is for what?Will it be a lost treasure or questions still unanswered?And what about love?Will a dimmed flame reignite or will a new one burst in its place...

Life had not been easy on her. She had no hope for a better life, and after she had ran away from that life and gotten captured by goblins, she knew all hope was lost until she was reluctantly saved by a company of dwarves. Can she be able to find her way back to the home she hasn't seen for years? Rated M for adult themes, unpleasantries, and smut in later chapters.

Feliciano Vargas, living in the wrong place at the wrong time. He is a homosexual captured by the SS and brought to the largest concentration camp in Europe, Auschwitz-Birkenau. There (Along with his brother who he was captured with) He's starved, beaten and worked like anyone else. But what will happen when A certain SS officer begins to take notice of him?

When the company of Thorin Oakenshield encounters the long forgotten daughter of Thranduil, a hardened elf that lives away from any civilization, how will they all react when Gandalf recruits her to join them. How will she deal with new friends and feelings that are all but foreign to her? Rated to be safe.

Bilbo has begun to seriously intrigue Thorin, after the Orc Incident, but obviously he can't admit that, being a Dwarven King, even if one without a mountain. Instead, he goes on in silence until Fili and Kili, being his loving and darling nephews, decide to help him out by pretending to court Bilbo themselves.

With Starscream in command, Knock Out learns to deal with petty issues all the time. But when Breakdown starts to pull away for no reason, Knock Out's past demons come into play. story better than summery. rated for Knock Out's past and possible future.

When Maya draws the short straw, (The Vault Hunters literally drew straws) she has to investigate a local bandit stronghold with everyone's favorite Hyperion-Experiment-Gone-Terribly-Right, Krieg.

Post-Avengers. Loki is imprisoned with no hope of release, but a single ray of hope remains in his existence. Thorki.

Italy takes care of a sick Germany and hears a few not-so-innocent things mumbled from the sleeping man.

Based off Tumblr stuff. Cyclonus and Tailgate get body-swapped. Now, we have a tiny minibot in the body of a mighty warrior, and a furious warrior in the body of a tiny minibot. What's worse? Tailgate sobbing in Cyclonus' body? Or Cyclonus trying to beat people in Tailgate's? Humor, Maybe WIP

It's Finland's job to send christmas presents on Christmas Eve, as he is Father Christmas. But this year, something new happens. How will Finland cope when he's being nursed by his crush, Sweden, after he tumbles down his chimney? SuFin, BoyXBoy,some DenNor and HongIce, and possibly SeaLat, rather fluffy. Don't like, don't read. Rating has gone up.

MTMTE comic. Tailgate has a little "moment" with himself after so many years of no activity. And a certain someone decides to help him out. Cyclonus/Tailgate slash. Warnings inside...

Tino is working as a personal assistant for Berwald in his mansion to get a better education and Berwald needs to make Tino fall in love with him by the end of the year. Can the pair hold out when business and health issues complicate things? Loosely based off Beauty and the Beast, AU. Human names used. SuFin, DenNor, one sided EstFin, and Arthur the Angel.

Red Alert is freed from a life of torturous servitude. But he has a lot to learn about the outside world, and his rescuer is only too happy to assist. Will they find love on the way? I adopted this fic from Darkeyes. Rated M for much later chapters.

Drift is an anxious mech. He needs some medication to keep him from going nuts. Sadly, when given this drug, he goes a little loopy for a few hours, therefore he must be left under the supervision of Ratchet. This time, though, Drift has other ideas. Gift/Request

Italy is always full of questions and who better to ask than Germany. Germany agrees to answer Italy's questions, but does the German really know what he's gotten himself into and could Italy's curious questions possibly lead to something else? Sexual content, contains yaoi. Part 1 of 3 of "The Pros and Cons of Having an Italian Lover" Can stand alone as well.

Prime, AU. — Knock Out gets a visitor that just won't leave. — Knock Out / Insecticon.

A mech wakes up in a med bay that looks as though it hasn't been used in eons, and he doesn't remember how or when he got there, and to add to the mystery, he doesn't remember who HE is. ... this is based more on OC's my friend and I made, sorry, i put this up here more so that she could read it, BUT if anyone else likes it that's awesome c:

IDW MTMTE-verse/NSFW/Sticky/Tailgate x Cyclonus Cyclonus finally gets to spend a night with his developing crush. Aaaahhhhh this is in response to/inspired by Kusu's lovely fanart of the two. It gets super sucky at the end I'm sorry. I'll write better next time when I'm not half asleep. I think artoni's fic drabble about this pair came out way better.

Heracles needs someone. He was a man of passion, but no one to show it to. He's been up late at night thinking. He wants someone strong, fast, and strait from battle. The only one he can think of is…. TurkeyxGreece. The inspiration was from the song "I need a hero" by Frou Frou. SadikxHeracles. Both human and country names used. YAOI.

"Please. I know you can hear me. Just please… kill me. Kill me. I want to die. Please." "That would be impossible, da." I suck at summarys. Way better summary inside.

Gilbert takes Matthew to his favorite club in hopes of showing his new friend a damn good time with music, great beer and chicks! / Rate M for smut, pole dancing, AU/ PruCan

The Predators have a job to do on Earth. Cat's doing some exploring. What will happen when they meet? Will she land on her feet? Will she kick ass or get her ass kicked? Will a human and yautja fall in love, can they even? What will the Elder think?

And that was his visage, his flesh, his clothing and his mouth, doctored into such a brilliant grin. (Cover image graciously done by deniigisukarnoart on Tumblr!)

North Italy finds a secret box and Germany's not happy. What should be his punishment?

Roderich is desperate for sex, so he goes to Gilbert. In return for sex, Gilbert wants Roderich to wear his bicorne hat from the War of the Austrian Succession. Roderich is not too happy about that.

So, what exactly DID Skywarp get in return for helping Thundercracker? Companion fic to my story "Just This Once", but can be PWP on its own with only minor references to plot. VERY minor references. Contains Sticky Seeker Slash.

Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..