A Compilation of Unconnected Oneshots.

When Konoha's walls are breached and the embodiment of its heart and soul is stolen away, the only person who can help is the one thought to be long past redemption.

PostApocalyptic Zombie AU. The ninja world is bleeding into modern-day Japan. Hope is fading, the resistance is failing, and, as always, fate draws two boys together like gravity.

NaruSasuNaru. The Uchiha clan has to make peace with Konoha after years of enmity. To ensure the truce, they hand over one of their own.

As the Second Wizard War is about to unfold Albus Dumbledore thinks that involving some old allies might be a help. Set HP5 OotP After 4th Shinobi War AU . Pairings as Canon. Rated M for later content.

(Formerly Telos) The Wizarding World is in a frenzy when the Hidden Continents of Japan contacts them for the first time in 100 years, quite out of the blue. Meanwhile, Harry finds an amnesiac teenage blond in Hagrid's hut. Post 7th book!

This wasn't a good day for Penny to end up trapped in an elevator with a stranger. Especially since that stranger was the Joker. Set before The Dark Knight. Joker/OC.

The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...

Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.

Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-

"Somehow, our names seem to always be associated with each other..." Naruto is trying to deny his feelings, but summer break and an overheard conversation makes it difficult. NarutoxSasuke. Rated M.

HPDM slash, past HPGW. A Dark hex dissolves Harry's marriage to Ginny, and sends Harry down into a spiral of depression. To console himself, he keeps a private journal in the persona of Ethan Starfall, normal wizard with a big family. Draco sends a desperate letter asking for help with Scorpius; Harry finds it, and responds as Ethan. Perhaps he shouldn't have. COMPLETE.

Can his spacer crew keep Sasuke alive and his identity secret so he survives to lead a new Uchiha? Will the fox-boy they acquire affect Kakashi's carefully laid plans? Naru/Sasu/Naru Kakashi/Iruka Neji/Shikamaru plus other M/M and a few M/F. SciFi. AU.

Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.

Extreme AU. Regulus survived the Inferi attack and lived. After the second war he's living in a flat with his House Elf Kreacher and working in the Wizengamot, but he's more interested in the pretty French witch that's moved in down the hall. Beauxbatons!Hermione/Regulus.

SEQUEL of Neighbors. At least now when Hinata loses the keys to her place, Sasuke would right there with the matching pair.

Sometimes you have to ask yourself, what would Voldemort do?

The deatheaters attack hogwarts & Draco defects on the spot, joining the order. But his first task comes immediately when Hermione is injured in battle and he has to save her, apparating them into exile. Surviving in isolation is the least of the difficulties they face as the war progresses and they learn to tolerate each other and accept that they're not so different after all.

Hinata had locked herself out of her apartment and well... Sasuke was kind of to the rescue.

Emily Sinclair is sneaking out for the night. Kevin does not think that is good idea. Originally written for the 2014 PH-Fanfest on tumblr.

Incomplete. Not finishing. If you read it anyway, I don't want to hear it.

Honestly, none of them expected the dimension to collapse, other than Hidan. None of them expected to be reborn, with memories fully intact, in a different dimension. None of them expected to learn magic in this new world. None of them expected anything that happened. But it did.

A love more instant than Naruto's ramen! Forced by his brother to attend a speed dating event, Sasuke picks up the last person he expected... SasuNaru.

And, there will be. Eventually. Just not the one you'd expected.

In a world where the name of your soulmate is written on your wrist, not everything is as easy as it seems. 9 stories are told. The struggles they have, how they deal with their soulmates and how some of them avoid theirs. Does a soulmate always mean a happy ending? Stories by: Sakura, Nagato, Gaara, Suigetsu x Karin, Ino, Deidara, Kakashi, Itachi and Obito. Straight, yaoi, yuri

Tenten convinces Baroque painting master Shikamaru to accept her as his newest apprentice. Unfortunately, this involves pretending to be a man. Will handsome, clever Lord Hyuuga find out the truth?

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

Hinata did this thing with her eyes that...was a bit creepy.

This is a story about a girl who can read flowers and a boy who came from the clouds. "I...I wish we had more time." Sasu/Hina. AU. Oneshot.

This will sound a little ridiculous, no matter how Sasuke phrases it. "I see dead people" is embarrassingly tacky, and "I'm half-spirit" seems like something Sakura might say when she's stoned sky high. So he settles for a shrug.

In which Naruto is angry that no one thinks of him as an individual anymore, he is thought of as merely Sasuke's bitch. AU. Established SasuNaru.

Still thinking about that brief kiss he shared with Natasha, Captain Rogers finds himself back in his apartment remembering a night six months ago that would have changed everything between him and the Black Widow - if she would only admit to remembering it! One-shot. Lots of fluff. CaptainAmerica/BlackWidow.

Tsunade calls a meeting with Hinata and Sasuke to discuss a certain concern she has regarding the both of them and, well, procreation. *Contains chapter 672 spoilers*

AU. It didn't take one mishap but several before Sasuke and Hinata realized they had embarrassing, not to mention borderline hazardous, effects on each other's lives. Sasuhina.

Nothing escapes the redness of blood - not tears, not hands, not dreams.

"Ghosts don't haunt us, Sakura; we haunt them." [Modern AU. Haunted Series: Book Three.]

Out on a mission with team 7, it also happens to be Sasuke's birthday. And the day just keeps getting worse, all thanks to a certain moron dressed in orange... Pre-chuunin exams, NarutoxSasuke. Birthday giftfic for Jasu:)

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Naruto has been aiming for flight school since he was just a boy. But is his dream alone enough to get him through the intense training to become one of the few thousand legal pilots in the world? Full Summary Inside. SasuNaru. Final chapter Up!

Sasuke knows he's strange, because it isn't normal to dream so often of someone you've never met. He fights to make his dreams lucid because it's this insanity that keeps him sane. Even when you're meant for no other things rarely fall into place perfectly, but Sasuke's never been a quitter. Modern Day AU. Warnings Inside. This fic will not be completed.

And apparently, this was strange.

Loki was, in fact, was allowed to have visitors at the start and Thor made sure to visit regularly. Odin quickly realized that perhaps that wasn't the best idea.

After reading Naruto chapter 662 I needed to make my own happy ending instead of crying. Time-skip ninja-verse, Naruto and Sasuke realizing their feelings. Rated M but nothing too explicit. SasuNaruSasu.

When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.

In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.

Loki, disguised as a simple soldier, returns to Asgard to tell the Allfather of his own death. Odin is cunning, though, and saw through it immediately. Or at least that's what Loki thinks happened.

Intent is the cornerstone of magic, and all wizards know they should never cast a spell that they can not see the end of. However, a mother sacrificing herself can't always be expected to keep true to that logic, when their child's life is at stake. Uzumaki Hari comes to Hogwarts with a very different childhood.

When Marcus had received his army gratuity, and had given Esca his official manumission, they had come to an agreement: Esca would stay with Marcus through the first year, to help him set up his farm. In return they would share whatever they might earn, so that Esca could buy what he needed for his trip North to the land of the Brigantes. This is that first year.

Severus can see that he'll never be more than friends with Lily and turns his focus to his studies. Life never goes the way the Slytherin wants, no matter how determined he is. Rated M

It's exam time and who doesn't love a bit of procrastination, especially when it comes in the form of the library chat-room! Banter, study-unrelated discussion and the invasion of personal lives ensues. Who needs secrets anyway? Yaoi pairings

"My salad days, when I was green in judgment, cold in blood." They hadn't seen one another in five years, but it felt like it was only yesterday. Progressive SakuIno / InoSaku. AU.

A promising basketball player and the guitarist of a popular rock band. A decade of magnetism between them, pulling and repulsion. Will there ever be a future without mistakes, which they seem to repeat one after the other? NaruSasu.

Some curses can be broken. Fourth War AU, branches off after 644. SasuKarin, HashiMitoMada, NaruSaku.

Directly after Itachi's death, Sasuke is captured by and forced to join Root, under Danzou's command. What follows are three years of relentless fighting, with one goal in mind: Naruto's safety. A story of priorities and homecomings. Eventual NaruSasu.

He's always seen her that way. It just took a while to get up and take action.

Somehow, Thor knew a supernatural tracker, right there on Midgard, from a place not even Fury had ever heard of, one that could find the Tesseract, or at least give them more than a vague direction. Sounds good, right?

Sometimes, it can draw the wrong sort of attention...

One-shot/drabble: In which Sasuke is clueless, when it comes to puberty and becoming a man. No yaoi, attempted humor. Rated for suggestions .Enjoy

Erik and Raven both have their own opinions on things, and the differing ideas of their relationship are no exception.

After bumping her head, Hinata makes some sexual demands on the unsuspecting Uchiha. Sasuke has a moral decision to make! Sasuke/RTN!Hinata.

Erik looks back on the (once, maybe, former) love of his life, and finally allows himself to feel that regret so widely known among humans. Feedback is always appreciated.

At eighteen, Sasuke was becoming aware of what had long been obvious to everyone else: Karin derived sexual pleasure from his biting her.

No one ever realized how bad of a combination the two would be.

They can't hide all your problems. Angsty. Sasusaku.

No one ever really guessed the REAL reason Obito wanted to become the Juubi's Jinchuuriki. Warning: Pure, unadulterated crack.

HPDM slash. The wizarding children of the future learn about the Great Dark Lord and the House Elf War. But they do not learn about Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Those names have been expunged from the record. COMPLETE.

Naruto's an ambassador, the three Defense teachers are entirely unprofessional, Harry's a pervert, and he's dragging Draco down with him. A present to myself, since I wanted a complete Naruto crossover, for once.

For as long as Ino could remember, love was black. Ino/Saku

The Elemental Lands stayed out of the rest of the world's problems, but they still kept tabs lest those problems end up affecting their world. Age 18, Kakashi was sent on a mission to analyze a threat in Magical London. 12 years have passed since he returned the Elemental Lands, and he now has time to think about his stay in London with the War over. It's time to gain closure.

Being an S-class missing Ninja stuck in the body of a five year-old can be mind numbing. A snapshot of what the Akatsuki did to abate their boredom with the world, before they met at Hogwarts. Companion piece to Reborn at Hogwarts, with authorization from Phoenixyfriend. No pairings.

As a means of therapy, Dr. Aurelius makes Haymitch write a letter addressed to Effie Trinket once a week in a journal. Something that Haymitch Abernathy really doesn't want, but ultimately needs. Post Mockingjay. Warning: Alludes to a character's death.

All Crookshanks wants is for his mistress Hermione Granger to be happy. But he knows she won't find the happiness she needs with the readheaded male. So, one evening, he chooses to take matters into his own hands. Or paws. H/Hr.

Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.

The war is over. Seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto...

Was it really fate that sent Hizashi into the Branch House, or just random chance and some really rotten luck?

Why a Naruto gets pregnant in the Academy fic wouldn't work...

He was dead. She knew that. So why did she keep seeing him?

They started out so different, but grew to be the same. NaruHina contest entry. One-shot.

We never said anything about it, at least before, but I suppose we both knew and had always known and I suppose this is our story. Sasuke/Naruto AU

In the interests of anonymity, I will only say that I work in the mental health-care department of Konoha. Things being as they are in a shinobi village, we get more than our fair share of strange patients; one of them specifically has been on my mind lately. Oneshot.

For what should have happened and what did. /Luna has a ghost she favors over the others. He has no eyes./

At the shrine at which the Higurashi family resides, there is a well that takes Higurashi Kagome 500 years into the past. At another shrine however...

Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.

A chance meeting on the subway, leading to? Is this Naruto's chance to finally get answers to his bi-curiosity? Is this Sasuke's chance to, uuh, get some good lovin? Smut, SasuNaru.

There was a blip, and then it was gone. Drabble.

The worst enemies are always the ones hiding in plain sight.

Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.

After so long Remus and Sirius are reunited. What are two youthful Marauders to do? (Oneshot)

Memories of the war are still fresh, which is all the excuse Decent People need to do appalling things. In this quietly waged conflict, Draco Malfoy is happy to be on the right side of things for once, and even happier to find he's not alone.

In the river, they found home. Sasuhina.

Dedicated to my friends in the Teachers' Lounge. Lord Voldemort's attempt to possess the soul of Ginny Weasley was successful, but his triumph was not without consequence. Find out how our favorite arch-villain deals with the pitfalls and pratfalls, the laughter, loss and love of a teenage girl's life at Hogwarts.

Sasuke decided that it was time to grow his hair out. Why? Because that irritating Nara couldn't be hogging a certain Hyuuga! SasuHinaShika

Neji had hated Uchiha Sasuke for exactly three days after he left Konoha.

Draco/Luna. Draco Malfoy has been ordered to kill Albus Dumbledore - an impossible task. How far will Draco go to save himself? Can he convince the sainted Harry Potter to believe in him? And what happens if he falls in love with his most unlikely ally in Dumbledore's Army - Luna Lovegood? Set at the beginning of HPB. (Previously published under my former pen name, jessedaro.)

Naruto is a man with a plan. A rather brilliant plan, too, if he does say so himself. Too bad Sasuke doesn't exactly agree. SasuNaruSasu.

He asked her to wait for him, but he did not realize how long it would be until he returned.

Alice's eyes sparkled with joy after Gilbert thanked her and gave her a pat on the head. And because of that simple gesture, she begins to seek his attention more than ever before. But why does she want ONLY and SPECIFICALLY Gilbert to pat her? And how far will she go to get what she wants? (One-shot fic)

Sasuke and Naruto's hands get stuck together in the midst of a battle on their mission. Whilst retreating from the enemy, they can't seem to find a solution to their problem, which inevitably forces them to...make adjustments. Strange thoughts plague both of their minds. Just where is Kakashi and Sakura? Based off of Shippuden episode 194.

COMPLETE: "I should," I repeated. "But I don't want to." And then he smiled, and I was wrecked. HG/DM.

Sasuke wants Naruto, and he has the perfect plan to get him. "A favour for a favour, Hyuuga. You get Naruto to make a move on me, and I get Gaara to make a move on you." SasuNaru and GaaNeji, yaoi and language!

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

Break and Sharon had to agree - Oz and Gilbert sucked at playing footsie.

Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?

"What is it… you want?" Naruto asked. "What would make you happy? To not be in Konoha? To be dead? To be able to use jutsus again? To destroy the world? I just… wanna know."

Naruto's supposed to be the actor, so why is it Sasuke has to be the one to pretend he's not in love with him?

The original story of A Traitor Branded that was scrapped. Will be finishing now. SasuHina, AU. **Renamed due to completely different plotline/development** Complete. Image by Kamulat.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

Shikamaru can't catch a break. He definitely isn't cut out for the 'help-a-possibly-homosexual-roommate' situation. –SasuNaru-

When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.

Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.

Turtle shells, rainbow socks, and friendly wagers. Chark for Chark's sake.

They were a subtle couple, but one by one their friends saw the signs. Naruto caught on…eventually. SasuHina, AU, three parter.

After the events in "Boys in a Man's World" Steve Rogers doesn't expect to see Loki ever again. Very luckily for him, Loki never does what he's expected to do.

Because soulmates never die.

That night at Chouji's New Year's Party. AU. NarutoSasuke.

Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.

He was seated at the edge of the bed, pulling on a sock, when she decided to kiss him. SasuHina, arranged marriage. Prize-fic for fhclause for placing in The Distance contest.

It seems like every time Sasuke Uchiha turns around his best friend Naruto is at his house for one reason or another. AU.

"Is this the part where it's starting to sink in that everything you knew for ten years was a lie?" Temari, Gaara. Spoilers for 546-548. Gen. Angst. Warnings for adult themes. Two-shot. Complete.

Naruto has awoken as a fox with no recollection of ever being human. He is found near Ichiraku's...surprise suprise...by Sasuke who takes him in. Meanwhile, everyone is looking for the human Naruto...

Why was she pushing him? Was she so desperate for the things she had seen in their future? What if he dismissed it as trickery? What if it never happened? SasuHina/Fantasy Story

The sand would always protect him. Gaara just never knew why. Spoilers for 547.

"It's him or me." Dark, dark eyes were cold and closed off and he crossed his arms over his chest. "You can't have it both ways anymore. You have to choose." SasuNaru.

There's only one idiot who can sneak into Sasuke's bed without being killed. Slightly AU.

Sometimes when people label you, you end up living up to those labels. "If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman". And sometimes it is in the most peculiar circumstances that you meet people that will mean a lot for you in the end.

Dumbledore needs new guards for Hogwarts after the Dementors failed. Konoha sends its best and only available shinobi: Naruto and Sasuke. Read as they experience culture shock, magical shocks and some electrical shocks too. No pairings.

Sasuke helps Naruto fulfill is very first promise.

It's the only explanation for how they ended up together. - Shikamaru x Temari -

They could read each others moves better than they could follow the game. AU. SasuNaru.

An opportunistic and soon to be dead shinobi steals something that Itachi would really miss.

Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.

In which John Watson finds himself in the curious position of being in love with Sherlock Holmes, despite his lack of sexual attraction to him. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John. Platonic romance/nonsexual soulmates.

Time-travel, that isn't really time-travel. Naruto makes his way from his first day as a genin, with a 'feel' about how he should do things as a shinobi, and dreams about what 'a' future holds.

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

Naruto stumbles upon Gaara's quirks and habits and teasing ensues, and both realize that even without their bijuus as their common ground, they are more similar than they think. Set at the end of the Kazekage Rescue arc.

One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.

Kisame doesn't deal very well with the fact that Itachi has grown up. Well, that's what anyone with a normal set of morals would say.

Sasuke wonders what exactly it is about Naruto that he doesn't like. AU.

There are some things Tenten will not sacrifice for her village.

She will follow the White Rabbit. She will fall in love with the Mad Hatter. She will kill the Queen of Hearts. But fairytales don't always have a Happily Ever After and she doesn't believe in her Once Upon a Time. —Sasuke/Sakura

Out of the million pairs of eyes Sasuke had scanned over his career, one set of blue were the only ones that had ever meant to catch his own. SasuNaru.

In ninja academy many things happen; when two redheads - Kushina the Bloody Habanero and Daichi - the future Fourth Kazekage begin to destroy the system, it's duty of Minato to stop the chaos. But what if the future Hokage is... a woman? Gender bender fic

Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.

SasukePOV/AU/This story is just a take on the friendship of Sasuke and Naruto. Very Short.

Ever wonder what exactly Naruto did to piss Sasuke off?

A man waits for his ramen delivery, which is sure to make him happy.

When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.

When Naruto gets married, Hinata finally understand her love will always be one-side. As she enters Anbu she learns to know Sasuke and discovers they have a lot more in common than meets the eye. SasukeHinata. Lemon.

When Naruto's world literally fades to black, he is left with one resolve: to find the one who saved him. Naru/Sasu/Naru

If there was one thing he feared more than ghosts, it was losing him. Sasuke and Naruto chibi waff. Prizefic for michelerene.

This wasn't supposed to happen. Sasuke and the day his world came crashing down. AU.

Naruto waits up for Sasuke to return home, only to discover a side to Sasuke he never knew existed. SasuNaruSasu Oneshot

Hidan vs. Edward Cullen

Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.

HPDM preslash, epilogue compliant. Draco has shut himself up in the Manor with his ancestral portraits and memoirs. These are his pantheon, the pattern he lives his life by. It will take his son and an unexpected friendship to change things. COMPLETE.

They all just kept asking him questions, and he just kept silent. Afterall, what was the point in answering when the only one it mattered to, could no longer hear it? SasuNaru Reposted due to FFNet screw up.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

Sometimes she can't help but think about how beautiful their children would be.

Their friendship was unlikely, but as time went on, she got to know the real person behind the cold mask. Friendship is golden when the world turns black. Take what you can get, and hold on to those you have. Eventual DHr and nonhuman Draco later on.

In the real world, Naruto tries his darnedest to convince Sasuke that yes, he is indeed a ninja. One-shot, humor. Naru-Sasu-Naru

The black coat is the only scar that he could remove at will. AU ficlet. Ensemble cast.

Hinata knows the feeling of loving people and having that love disapproved of by others. Oneshot.

“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.

"She was a beautiful woman, with thick coppery hair, pale skin and viridian eyes. And she was in love with Itachi." When a woman moves in next door, Itachi has difficulty assuring Kisame that he's not interested in her. KisaIta One-sided OC/Itachi.

Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

Inside their delicate, blood-rich sheath, the vein, the artery, and the nerve are so closely intertwined that not even the most talented medic-nin could cut one without severing the other two.

Apartment!AU. Story/floor vs story/fiction. You see what I did there? Also March 2010's DateMe challenge. SasuHina

No one gets away with leaving Uchiha Sasuke at the alter. AU. SasuHina.

Uchiha Sasuke died three years, eleven months, and nineteen days after leaving the village of Konoha. He died saving his best friend.

Everyone thinks that Victorie is the one who has inherited their mother's Veela genes, but Dominique knows they're wrong.

Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.

Sasuke wakes up next to Naruto, falls out of bed and then Itachi comes round to interfere. Contains flashing imagery and disturbing scenes. Do not read whilst on medication. CRACK. SasuNaruSasu KisaIta hints of KakaIru

AU. Gilbert falls head over heels in love with a girl who makes stuffed animals. Somehow, Vincent plays a part in the story but I can't tell you because that would ruin everything. gilxvin. PS. can you spot Break?

Sometimes, the best wines are those left to ferment. SasuHina

Her heaven is just a cage. Mikoto watches her sons from the afterlife. Gen. Mikoto, Itachi, Sasuke. Vague spoilers for chapter 404.

Tobi walks in the Akatsuki base and notices a large sign that says, "WHAT TOBI SHOULD NOT DO!" Please review. :3 I have never done one of these before and I want to know if it is funny. Thanks!

Damn Kyuubi! He always had an ace in the hole, a way to better, contradict or nullify whatever argument Minato had." Kyuubi/Minato, yaoi, lemon, etc. This is for The Cereal Killer.

Naruto has to find a present for his secret santa. It turns out to be more difficult than he thought. Chibi fluff, SasuNaru implied. This id for Gwyllion.

Naruto always celebrates his birthday alone. However this year, he gets some unexpected company. Chibi fluff, SasuNaru implied, for The Cereal Killer

Upon meeting his half-sister again after six years, Deidara immediately writes her off as vapid and uninteresting. Ino is determined to prove him wrong, no matter what it takes. Warnings: Alternate mangaverse, crackcest, full warnings inside.

He will always be there for Glen: they're best friends. And even if it hurts, Jack will smile. He knows things will never change between them. But sometimes, Jack dreams about what could be, and he hates Glen for doing this.

Sakura wants her new boyfriend to meet her two best friends. Sasuke and Naruto get bored while waiting for Sakura. A bored and horny Uchiha is never a good thing... SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, etc.

Sasuke apologizes. Hinata forgives. Naruto interrupts. SasuHina.

A darker take on the Sleeping Beauty theme. SasuHina.

Without quite knowing why, Sasuke Uchiha agrees to help a self-confessed murderer who shows up on his doorstep. NaruSasu, AU, yaoi, One-Shot.

Oz wants Gil to stop angsting and treat him like more of a friend than a master. The best solution is obviously to tie Gil up and prove his point physically. Oz x Gil

"We...we want a baby brother or sister!" she cried, flailing her arms for emphasis. SasuHina. Sort of a Light spin-off.

They fought, and they died, for peace. Yet how can you have peace when you split your people into quarters from the start? Should the answer be to dispose with millennia of tradition? Can anyone bring themselves to do away with Sorting? Next Generation.

The day Hermione left Ron, Malfoy just wanted to hear her talk. Now, she just wished he’d listen.

A small, delicate hand reached toward another's face, intending to trace a small cut across his cheek. The hand was promptly slapped away. SasuHina.

Gilbert wakes up and finds that things aren't quite right. For one thing, he's wearing a skirt. He and Alice aren't feeling quite like their normal selves...and they would rather die than let the rest of the world know! R&R!

All their life, twins Naruto and Kyuubi have been connected. Now that Naruto's getting laid, the connection is pissing Kyuubi off. He decides to show Naruto how much.

...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta

In a Great Britain destroyed by war and plagued by magical epidemics, those who are left behind struggle to survive and find meaning. While Draco battles his guilt by becoming a social worker, Harry is headed down a path of self-destruction.

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...

Little Naruto has but one goal when his class goes to Church, and you can bet it doesn't have a thing to do with Religion. Gift for Michelerene. SasuNaru chibi WAFF, some mentioning of religious themes but they are not the focus.

He eyed her heaving chest, dripping lashes, and pink cheeks, feeling relatively surprised that the girl looked so much better when she was all wet. SasuHina.

After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

Only one Hufflepuff ever really did anything that was worthy of Draco's attention.

Once upon a time, Sasuke returns home - to find that things have changed, and people are living there. AU post-timejump.

CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"

He was only trying to find salvation after surving an accident that left him with the loss of a family member and the loss of a limb. Salvation. What he got was a world of twists, a wild ride into darkness, and karma chasing after his every move. No Yaoi.

Scorpius/Albus. Scorpius Malfoy was only three years old when his family started to fall apart.

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.

Ninja-verse AU. One of the most awkward moments in Team 7 history. SasuNaruSasu with a side helping of NaruSaku.

They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.

Short fic. This uh, might not make a whole lot of sense if you haven't read chapter 28. Sharon gives Alice romantic advice; Break interferes; Raven suffers the consequences, as Raven is wont to do. Alice x Raven - yes, you read that right!

He's blind. She can't care less.

When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru

His name could have been anything; Daniel, Peter, even Benjamin; but no. Narcissa just had to choose the silliest one that honestly, sounded like a sissy prat. whipped!Lucius. Pregnant!Narcissa. Beware.

It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.

Having never truly lived, three friends are given a second chance. But their new lives aren't perfect. They must overcome new obstacles and harder challenges if they are to enjoy their second lives. Crossover with Harry Potter in the Naruto world.

Sasuke and Naruto planned to be together since their childhood - will that last? SasuNaru, shameless fluff.

Sasuke receives a lot of chocolate on Valentines Day... except from the one person who matters most. Sequel to Christmas Kisses, SasuNaru, fluff... so much fluff.

What starts out as a normal, administrative operation turns into a rather stimulating game. But who will the real winner be? Shika/Tema one-shot.

View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.

Ino knows the language of flowers well. Sakura/Sasuke, Ino/Sakura hints, Ino talking more with her flower arrangement skills than her words.

A question in school upsets Naruto. Thankfully, Sasuke is there to cheer him up. Light SasuNaru, FLUFF, one-shot

Scorpius Malfoy has always brought out the idiot in Albus Potter. For the past seven years they've dealt with this through a cunning application of denial. Now James Potter's life is being threatened, and Scorpius and Albus face a very real deadline.

Money,power,looks,smarts,sex. He doesn't give a damn about any of them. So then what is it about Sasuke that he does like? And Why does he stay? Short but sweet one-shot, no lemon read inside note please!

Shikamaru/Ino. “Paper airplanes make good letters!” “Letters?” “Yeah. Love letters.”

How do you tell the one you love that you love them? How do you tell them you're sick? Naruto didn't care, really. He had already given up. Twoshot, NaruSasu, SasuSaku.

Naruto leaves Sasuke three short words on a piece of paper. The act will change their lives forever. SasuNaru, One-Shot.

It’s become nothing but habit for her to open her door and see the Uchiha resting against Apt. 247. She doesn't ask questions and he doesn't answer them. Courage was not always a matter of yes or no. Neither was love. Oneshot.

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

NarutoSasuke AU. When dropping kisses might be dropping hints, or it might not be.

Itachi Uchiha was many things to people. A loyal ninja to the Sandaime. A means to power to the Uchiha. A source of fear to Danzou. Hatred incarnate to his little brother. But to Jiraiya, he was still the boy he tried to keep away from the battlefield.

It doesn't always end up as planed. SHIKAMARU. SAKURA. The road there is the fun part.

SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.

Oneshot. "To serve what is most important, I must be strong enough to cut out my own heart." Itachicentric.

Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

She told him, "I don't want to be your girlfriend! I just want you to pay half of the rent." But sometimes, emotions have a way of blindsiding people when they least expect it. Three part drabble series.

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

The first time Sasuke told Naruto he loved him, Naruto cried. SasuNaru fluff.

Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.

For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.

Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru

Sasuke is not amused, because the three kids keep on annoying him and Naruto does nothing but grin all day long. NaruSasuNaru citrus of some sort.

I don't know why he does it...but I know why I let him. SasuNaru. Oneshot.

narusasu-sasunaru shonen ai, no actual sex, COMPLETE. Team Hawk socializes with their Konoha peers. Sasuke socializes with Naruto. Kinda. Maybe. Yes.

A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru

Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.

Shikamaru and Neji face off in the long-awaited genius battle of the century...or maybe just because they're both extremely bored.

Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.

Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.

It seems Naruto needs to learn what 'firm to the bite' means... sensei!Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP,One-shot,NC-17, Mature

A series of snapshots throughout the years. Post-series - Sasuke, Hinata and their relationship. Part 5 - He would always love her. Always.

Sasuke starts calling Naruto "The Misses" behind his back two months after moving in with him. It was, in retrospect, akin to ritual suicide.

As little as the Kyuubi knows about human emotions, it knows full well that its container’s heart beats a lot faster when he’s in the presence of one Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuke/Naruto; Kyuubi POV SPOILERS

Kakashi has often claimed Sakura is a genjutsu type. What happens when she uses a particular one on Naruto? SasuNaru, one-shot, rated for mature content and some light swearing.

Sequel to "Compromise". Spoilers for the latest manga chapters. Considering how long and hard he had to work in order to become the Hokage, Naruto certainly hadn't expected it to be an easy job. Little did he know just how right he was...

Spoilers for recent manga chapters. Naruto doesn't know it yet, but this will be one of the most important days of his life. And it will bring more than a few surprises...

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for short limey type scene and swearing. "Of course!" Sasuke deadpanned. "I can totally understand how you could confuse nausea derived from consuming off dairy products for locking lips with someone you find attractive. Totally."

Itachi knows who will understand.

AU. Sometimes Naruto has enough money to take the train to school, and sometimes he has enough for lunch, but never enough for both. SasuNaruSasu

Where the border between worlds grows thin, coincidences are common.

The deadly truth behind Kurenai,her teachings,and her students.Why team eight was the only one not to show any progress or change in both skills and personality during the Chunin exam,even after months of training.Genjutsu is deceitful, & people are blind

Sakura doesn't like Lee, but not for the reasons one would think.

Sasuke's jealous of a rubber ducky and Naruto's a potty mouth. SasuNaru, DuckyNaru. crack xD

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

This document will help you analyse how you view the pairing SasuNaru. Proceed with caution. Boy-love ahead.

Locked in his ivory tower, Prince Sasuke schemes the murder of his brother, King Itachi the Crazy and Greatly Feared. And then, the knight in shining armour he never wanted turns up...

Being a kunoichi is being more than the sum of your parts.

Sasuke, why don't you ever take it up the ass? -- Naruto's all important question. SasuNaru. One-shot.

Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.

Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.

OS [Temari centric] She is a girl, born in Suna, brought to be strong. There is only one possible path for her. Or so she thought. Until Konoha.

Naruto dies and Sasuke brings him back. Or how the Sasuke lookalike kicked Naruto ass into breathing.

Uchiha Sasuke wondered why people believed that time travel was impossible. SasuNaru if you look really reeeaaallly hard. There is no physical time travel in this fic. Don't be fooled by the title.

DH spoilers Nineteen years after Voldemort's fall, the Malfoy name is far from admired. As Scorpius starts school, he struggles between family tradition and doing whatever it takes to regain respect for the Malfoys.

This wedding to Sasuke, this is the fairy tale ending Sakura always dreamed of.[sometimes late at night she thought that he was doing his best to forget he was getting married, but that couldn’t be true. it couldn’t.] SasuSaku onesided. Sasunaru. YAOI.

Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.

In some ways, Sasuke thought as they struggled, Naruto was already his lover. SasuNaru. One Shot in Two Parts.

When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.

[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.

Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.

When Draco fears he is being stalked by a creature no one’s ever heard of, he goes to the only person in the world who might believe him. DracoLuna.

[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.

There is a man trying to fit a glass shoe three sizes too small on Naruto.

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

I think the title pretty much says it all! Pure crack... well weed anyway. M rating for adult language and themes, just to be on the safe side. Drug use, het, yaoi and yuri: All in a delicious swirl! Not for innocent eyes!

Gaara goes to the gym to lose weight after Temari tells him he's fat. There, he meets the ever youthful Rock Lee! GaaLee oneshot

Naruto falls asleep at school and wakes up to find none other than a certain Uchiha in the room with him...[AU, NaruSasu, Yaoi. M.]

Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]

A small drabble about our two favourite characters. Rated for bad language. [NaruSasu or the other way around if you want ]

N is for the Nakedness Naruto got to see when he yanked Sasuke’s towel away from him in the changing rooms.

Sequel to Murmur Naruto tries to understand why Sasuke murmurs to draw him in, while figuring out how he feels about Sasuke. NaruSasuNaru

Sasuke speaks quietly. Naruto always leans in to listen. But why does it make him uncomfortable? Mild SasuNaru. Team 7 era

Naruto has a problem involving Sasuke, and chooses to blame it on maths. And doodles. And Sasuke.

Raito, the son of the fire lord, has issues with the Rokudaime of Konoha. A fusion fic between Death Note and Naruto.

The words crunched. Like a record, played for one of it's very last times. Do you know...? Now Beta'd.

Sasuke tries his hand at writing poetry. [SasuNaru]

It was a dare that became habit that became system. Remus Lupin Sirius Black Severus Snape. Slash oneshot.

Sakura doesn't know how to comfort him. SasuNaru hints.

Sasuke watches the years go by, and counts the breaths that his brother must be taking. 550 words

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

Sasuke owned a goldfish. Once. Oneshot

Kakashi gleefully interrupts Sasuke and Naruto whilst they're having sex, which leads to bad lies from Naruto and annoyance from Sasuke.

While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

Sasuke, the teacher, and Naruto, his student, on prom night. SasuNaru. Oneshot.

[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!

Sasuke's first word...

Kakashi decides to give his team a packet of Love Hearts for Valentine's, each coded with a message of affection. SasuNaru. Oneshot.

Sasuke never imagined breaking Naruto could be that simple. And he doesn't like it. NaruSasu.

Further evidence that Sasuke's life is one big uke moment. Kakashi appears, with a sign, after Naruto and Sasuke have sex.

With nowhere else to hide, Sasuke suggests hiding in Naruto's gap...

Naruto's first kiss with Sasuke didn't happen how he'd always imagined. NaruSasu SasuNaru. Oneshot.

It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.

Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.

You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot

Days by his side, waiting for him to wake up. Naruto and Sasuke.

AU SasuNaru. When Naruto bumps into Sasuke and doesn't recognise him, Sasuke pretends not to speak Japanese to avoid him. But he doesn't expect Naruto to start revealing all his secrets to a stranger.

Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

In which Naruto's inner demon is watching. Now Beta'd!

In which Naruto isn't loved. [Beta'd]

Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.

Naruto x Harry Potter crossover. This is what happens when Orochimaru takes the concept of learning every jutsu in the world far too literally and the Sound Five pay the price. So does Hogwarts.

After sex, Naruto feels it's his right to fondle Sasuke a bit...something Sasuke disagrees with.

A modern day rendition of the Uchiha tragedy. The problem with humans, you see, is that we're more entranced with our fantasies than reality... [AU, Complete]

There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.

Itachi x Kisame, companion fic to Blind Eyes. Itachi prefers not to use the Sharingan. He knows he sees better without it.

COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.

Gaara, Haku, hints of Zabuza x Haku and Naruto x Gaara. Spoilers for the timejump. Gaara dies, but he isn't alone in purgatory.

I'll give Sakura to you but in exchange, you've got to give yourself to me for one night. And you've got to like it. SasuNaru

If there was a smile like hers, he had never seen it before.

The fourth in a series of viewpoints in Konoha covering the first year Naruto is gone training with Jiraiya. Gaara on the outskirts of Konoha.

For Team Seven, faith is what they make of it.

There are no more disbelievers. There are no more doubts. Through the trials and exams, the missions, the victories, the defeats, the village has waited for number 6. Rokudaime. Uzumaki Naruto. SasuNaru fic, please enjoy.

She's his weak spot...oneshot, Royai.

Kakashi x Iruka. All Kakashi wanted was to visit Obito without being bothered by other people. He knew he should have come back after lunchtime.

My Uberlate Valentines day fanfic: How to share the Team Seven Lovin! woot!

Everyone has a role. Sasuke knows what his part of the drama is.

These are the facts about Sasuke and Naruto's intricate relationship. Nonyaoi.

Ever wondered about Genma? Ever wondered about his senbon? Ever wondered about his perversion? Wonder no more...

It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!

Sasuke's time in Sound Village, and why it is ultimately futile for Team Seven to try and save him from his chosen path.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Sai is not Sasuke. Naruto will not forget that.

Ino and Sakura eating lunch together talking about a handful of the guys and some of the girls in their school—the different characters of Naruto. AU, mentions of shonen ai, het, and shoji ai but the fic revolves around Ino and Sakura.

Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP

Jiraiya x Orochimaru during the time of the Great War. An unconventional relationship is brought about through Jiraiya's misadventures with women.

Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.

These things didn't happen to Team 7, but one should have.

Kisame, Hinata. Genius doesn't equal tactful. Dealing with genius does.

If you don't come back for anything else, come back for the birthday cake. Yaoi. SasuNaru.

Orochimaru drinks to forget. So does Jiraiya. Between the two of them during a drinking binge, they manage to remember absolutely nothing worthwhile and everything trivial. This is exactly what they were shooting for.

A pocket full of posies... A tissue, a tissue... Someone to catch you when you fall.

Sakura observes. Sasuke and Naruto are oblivious. To their luck or misfortune. A study of the Team 7 dynamic. [SasuNaru]

Team Ten doesn’t come home one night. Oneshot

Sasuke's henge no jutsu is improving. [sasunaru]

This is definitely not a SasuHina. Drabble, complete.

Itachi x Kisame. Canon, after the time jump. Itachi can no longer see, but Kisame still feels as if someone is watching.

Team Seven. There were two inescapable truths in his world. One was that his brother would die by his hand. The other was that they would follow him.

Ficlet, some light SasuNaru shonen ai, if you want it to be. After the end of the Waves Country arc. Sasuke can't sleep.

The first time Roy took the National Alchemist test, he failed.

(More like PG-15, oy) ShikamaruxTemari. Abundant fluff and near-smut. Because it's not how you win, it's how you play the game.

Of Hatake Kakashi, and the things that can make a human being, or break them utterly.

NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.

Naruto whined. "It's been so long already... I mean... four manga chapters. FOUR! And still no Sasuke" Oh no! You're kidding me! Another chapter! OMG... WTF! Spoilers to new manga chapters, be careful! There will be no more updates to this story, but please, continue to enjoy the humor in it!

And just like that, it's gone, but the silent words are trailing in the breeze...You-are-mine. [SasuNaru]

A young sannin oneshot. After the death of her brother and an encounter with the man she was destined to fall in love with, Tsunade returns to her apartment to find someone already there.

A sannin childhood fic. While on a mission, Jiraiya is drugged, Orochimaru is wounded, and Tsunade is given too much time to think.

Ever since that first girl in their classroom gushed over her first kiss every girl secretly wanted one too. I've never done it before so I wanted to ask you. How do you kiss someone? An Ino and Sakura shoujo ai fic.

ficlet. straight and shonen ai feelings, no relationships. Sasuke finally sees what Naruto loves in Sakura.

A one-shot on a moment between Sasuke and Naruto, where some secrets are revealed and much banter is exchanged. SasuNaru. WAFF.

...Otherwise known as damage control. Semi-sequel to The Golden Rule. Sasunaru. Implied yaoi. Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?