Wow! I'm FINALLY updating my danged bio. It won't be that much of a bio however...And to that one person (Who I am not revealing their name) who asked me why I have no picture? Simple. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT UP A PICTURE! So some tech help would be nice!

So, about me? I'm 13, like Super Smash Bros., make videos with my friends...yeah...I know, I'm not that interesting.

Anyways, here's my ratings list as a score. I love to read stories and if there's an author that I truly love (Cough cough...Byoshi...Yoshizilla...DianaGohan...) I will just stare wide eyed at the stories until I get the information I need. If anyone were to see me in that state...it'd be weird...

So anyways, here's my rating system!

0

A zero is literally an F. There's no getting around it. The story sucks, that's all. Unless you ABSOLUTELY don't try at all, you'll never get this grade. So those of you out there who think you do poorly but still try, you'll never get this grade assured. Now if you were to get this grade, this means the story must be like this...

"one day merth and donkey kong where walking thru the woods i think i left something at home said merth.donkey kong said that stinks.he runs into the feild and seed mario. hi mario. hi donkey kong. great day for a fight. yes. and then the two fawt. mario kicked donkey kongs but because he was so good. but rly i m good with donkey kong so if i were pleying i would kick his but"

Yes. The English language has been slaughtered if you write a 0. Please, this thing almost blinded me once. I pray to god I never see this again...ever...

1

If you're bad (Oh yeah, this is me!) at writing, but still love it, you get a one! Now that just means you can improve your writing and grammar. Don't take it too harshly if you get a 1 from me. It just means you have a lot to work on and you need to improve on the essentials and fundamentals. For example, well placed commas, well placed punctuation, well placed capitals, proper grammar, and that means behind just spell check, If you want an example...take my sucky stories! If you write better than me, than you're sure to be on your way!

2

This is for the kids who need to work on their fundamentals, but still they have a good base. It's like a bone but without meat, skin, or muscle! If you get a two, you're better than I am! An example of a two is this...

"It was dark and scarey last night. Mario was afraid of the dark. He took out a flashlight. "Boo!" said Luigi making a face. "AH!" shouterd Mario scaredly. He jumped back and hit Luigi on the head."

This paragraph NEEDS to be split up to make it proper. But it has everything a good story should start to have.

3

If you receive a three, you will have a rather normal story. It's not very different from anything, but then again it's not bad. It's much better than a two in retrospect. Anyways, if you have a three, you have to have decent dialouge, decent plot, and decent grammar. I might be able to get into this range if I try really hard. Eheheh...I know, I stink at writing! Anyways, an example of a three is...

""So, how're you doing," asked Mario.

"I'm so-so..." said Yoshi shrugging. Yoshi was pretty tired of talking.

"How come you're so down?" asked Mario questionably."

And that's about a three.

4

If you get a four, you will have a great story! I love stories that are three! If you receive a three, think about it being only a little bit away from a five. It only has one or two flaws that make it different from a five. The only thing that makes a four and a five different are the description. Have I told you this? I HATE over description. I absolutely hate it. It makes you try to sound like you're being a genius when you're doing it. But even if you do do it, don't take it to offense. Please! Anyways, a great example for a story with a four rating is 'The Subspace Emissary World Conquest' by Wiiboychris. Read it if you get the chance!

5

If you receive a five, you are perfect or near perfect. A five is a jewel amongst stories, only to appear once in a lifetime. I don't deserve to talk about stories that good. All I can say is to read 'A Step down from Perfect' by Byoshi. Simply beautiful...