WELCOME TO THE MAD HOUSE

if you are not insane, get out. as in now. just get the heck out. *points at door* you don't belong here and will likely just end up getting mad at me.

if any of my friends start trying to troll/hack my page again they will get their butts kicked. just so ya' know.

i write mostly crossovers, with perhaps the occasional oc in one fandom story. not going to be many of those, though. also working on a massive crossover crack fic with a friend, but that is nowhere near complete, and it's questionable whether it will be finished enough to be worth posting, so don't hold your breath.

i'm always open to reviews and suggestions, just please don't be an insensitive twit. there is a nice way to correct people.

do not whine if cannon goes out the window in my fics.

i don't post shit on any sort of schedule right now as i have real life to deal with, other, original, stories to write, and, tbh, i'm incredibly lazy. i am truely sorry for this. i only have one fic up at the moment at all anyway, which hasn't been updated in over a year (oop). i'll get around to finishing it at some point, and honestly i'm surprised anyone is remotely interested in reading it in the first place.

and now, for random and amusing profile reposts, because you came here in the first place and you might as well enjoy yourself:

If you seeing the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are insane and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this to your profile! XD

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

I love Deadlines! i like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. WAY ahead of the game on that one. _

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history; a real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names; a real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest; a real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you secretly wished for a Hogwarts letter when you were 11, copy and paste.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

92% of teenagers would die today if abercrombie & fitch (or similar company) said it was "uncool to breathe". copy this into your profile if you're one of the 8% that would be laughing.

copy this into your profile if you still fail to understand the logic behind GrimIchi, Yullen, Edvy, or any other ship between mortal enemies (DISCLAIMER: This does not mean you can't ship it. It just means you don't get WHY you ship it)

And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

A PBS mind in an MTV world.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

A woman's favorite position is CEO.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

I plead contemporary insanity.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Meandering to a different drummer.