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Joined 02-24-08, id: 1508944, Profile Updated: 10-05-12
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Supernatural.

Updated: 10/12

Writing is, in itself, an act of violence perpetrated against reality.

Welcome. my name is Jen, and i am certifiable. i am also a uni student, who sleeps all day unless i can drag myself out of bed in time for lecture. more often than not, i like to write, but i tend to throw most of it away out of habit. what's here has the unlucky fate of not knowing the bin.

Just to let anyone who is interested know: the last chapter of Eisotrophobia is up. It may have taken me years and defined the ship for me, but now it's finished. Please read. xxx

As far as Sketchs goes-- a sequel is in the works. I've nearly completed the first quarter, and it looks to be another long project. Hopefully, I will begin posting soon, but I may have to move to a different site — simply because of the explicit nature of some of the content.

Thanks to everyone who has reviewed, followed, or messaged me. You are the reason that I keep pushing myself to make these ideas I have presentable.

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The Drinny Thing by Colubrina reviews
Draco Malfoy has two problems. His family reputation is in tatters and he wants to make sure he's never at the mercy of a crazed Dark Lord accomplish the second, he plans to take over wizarding fix his family's standing, he wants to marry Ginevra Weasley, pureblood and war heroine. Now all he has to do is convince her, and that might be the harder goal. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,016 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 7/21/2016 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
After Four Years by samo810 reviews
In the four years since she graduated from Yale, Rory has worked hard to move up in her career and move on in her personal life. When she wakes up one morning after hearing a familiar voice in her dream, she suddenly finds that she has to face what she has tried so hard to leave behind... those thoughts, those feelings, that guy. Post-finale, ROGAN, some LL an other
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,002 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 1/29/2015 - [Rory G., Logan H.] [Lorelai G., Luke D.]
Big Boy Pants by PrincessKatrinaLeigh reviews
One-Shot: With California awaiting his arrival, Logan is served a big piece of humble pie from his loving big sister.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Logan H. - Complete
Paradise Circus by Lila2 reviews
Klaus takes Caroline on a trip, but he's the one to see the world.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,676 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The First Time by OyHumbug reviews
What if Oliver and Felicity developed their personal relationship before their vigilante partnership? How would this not only change their dynamic but also the fate of everyone around them and Starling City itself? After Oliver takes the bullet-riddled laptop to her in 1x03, he never seeks out her technical support again. Instead, The Hood starts to go to her at night.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
Perihelion by Spun reviews
'"Guilt is powerful," he said. "It has teeth and claws and once it sinks them into you, it doesn't let go. You'll spend the rest of your life wondering what you could've done differently. I know guilt, Alec, and you don't want to do this to yourself."' Max dies. Alec doesn't fall apart, but only because Magnus holds him together.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Avarice by Spun reviews
"Magnus had said warlocks were avaricious, possessive beings. Well, Alec wasn't a warlock, but he'd be damned if he let anyone touch the best thing that had ever happened to him." The one where warlocks are being murdered, Magnus is a target, and Alec really isn't supposed to be getting involved (but does anyway).
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,214 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Pride Goeth by Spun reviews
Magnus is attractively arrogant. Alec is horrendously sick for two days, but he gets to be right for once, so it's worth it. "We should call it a holiday. 'The Day Alec Was Right and Magnus Was Wrong'."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Logan Files by Embee08 reviews
Rory returns home for the holidays, seven months after she turned down Logan's proposal. Will a surprise guest at her grandparents' Christmas party change her future? Post-Season 7.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,097 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Blue by Spun reviews
Magnus is all about color. Alec isn't, though not for lack of trying. "If you ever get fired from being High Warlock, you'll have a lucrative career as the paint person in a Home Depot or something."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Dragon Rebels by Lee Velviet reviews
Draco returns to Hogwarts his Seventh Year with a new look - and a new agenda - to hack off his father in any way possible, including associating himself with Ginny Weasley. Chap. 19 Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,959 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 3/18/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Dinner With the Malfoys by Embellished reviews
When Ginny meets his parents for the first time, things don't go quite as Draco expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Legacies reviews
Draco Malfoy goes home after his father dies. It's November; the country is at war; and he really hates the Ministry. Nothing new to report. Prequel (of sorts) to Sketches. Pre D/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Eisoptrophobia reviews
COMPLETE. AU. Four years have passed since the end of the war, but no one is quite the way they should be, especially Ginny. Lost in the past is no way to move through life, and so her journey home begins. D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,163 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Summers reviews
The summers in London are short and heady, but as the air warms and the days lengthen, time seems to stretch on for Ginny. Summers are for falling apart, for the gaps and the doldrums of life. Nothing ever changes in that heat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Trust
It is best to kill at night. Brief look into mind of shape-shifter character from episode 1x06.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
Respite reviews
Where do walls go when attraction blurs black and white into gray? What happens when someone who sees right and wrong can no longer tell the difference between good and evil? D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sketches reviews
There is pride and there is love. Ginny always thought that the two couldn't exist together, but to be in love really means to have something to be proud of. Life is messy, time is an impassive judge, and love changes all but that. D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,305 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Qualities of Alabaster reviews
Alabaster is, after all, just a stone. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Forgotten reviews
Where do they end up–the forgotten? The war's end has arrived, and after a very bloody mess, they must decide what to remember and what to forget. All that's left is those varying shades of red–blood and copper. D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Faith reviews
It's always a question of what you believe, isn't it? Reality can stretch and bend, if you let it. But Hermione has always liked solidity– firm lines, straightforward answers, and actions that lead to results. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Foolish reviews
It was foolish of them to have hope at all. D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete