It's a wonder he's never noticed it before. After all, they've both met on countless occasions; her with that clown, him with his many dates, the ones he loved, the ones who would always disappoint him. All those times, there she was. Perfect blonde hair, perfect smile, perfect laugh; God, she can just kill with that laugh, can't she? Harley Quinn... the perfect Alice.

Several recordings of sessions from the patients of Arkham Asylum. If you've ever been curious about the political beliefs of Scarecrow or Poison Ivy, or the sexual predilections of Killer Croc, then this is the story for you. Current sessions: Joker, Scarecrow, Two-Face, Killer Croc, Poison Ivy, the Riddler, Jane Doe, Firefly, Mad Hatter, Calender Man, Harley Quinn, and Deadpool.

"Maybe… Maybe He's still mad at me… because I murdered Him. I murdered the Time!" In which Jervis has a panic attack and Jonathan is there for him.

Jervis is amused by Crane's accent. Absolute fluff.

Jonathan comes down with a fever, and while Jervis tries to take care of him he soon finds out his attentions only manage to bring Crane to treat him awfully. Jervis however, knows how to convince his partner to ask forgiveness, and after a most weary night they decide that as dysfunctional as their relationship might be, they like it this way, and are ready to make it official.

A mix of drabbles from both of my old fic-by-request blogs. There were so many Hattercrow AU amassed on either account that I decided it best just to shove them all into the same garbage can. Blanket T rating because that's as bad as it gets, but some of them are pretty tame.

Little known fact: The Scarecrow is fond of practical jokes. Hattercrow. Based on a one-sentence prompt, set loosely in The Sandman continuity. Rated T for suicide mentions.

Jervis has a new interest, and would like his fiancé to get involved. Jonathan is not so happy, but in the end the events decide for him.

Jervis Tetch, after everything that happened to him, became so insecure of things regarding love that Jonathan couldn't really blame him for wanting a proof. Problem is, that trust and love are not so easy to demostrate when your mind is more twisted than a pretzel. Warning: Slash.

It's unfortunate that things have to be this way.

A big steaming pile of all the trashy kissy kissy goo goo that makes me look like a massive hack. These were all requests, prompted by some kiss meme, surprise surprise. Rated T for sparsely used foul language, just to be safe.

Starting from when Jervis Tetch first arrived in Arkham after kidnapping Alice Pleasance, this story chronicles how Jervis developed from a man who had a breakdown to an insane psychopath... On Hiautus for now!

Although they might come and go from the tea party, eventually the Mad Hatter and his March Hare Jonathan always end up returning to it and one another. A small collection of Jonathan Crane/Jervis Tetch oneshots.

Afternoon tea never went so right, in Dr. Crane's opinion. One-shot, Hatter and Scares!

While investigating a criminal's base of operations, Batman finds himself suddenly privy to some very classified information.

Worry is the harbinger of fear. It's not fair that the Scarecrow, of all people, should be subjected to it. A fluffy one shot. Y'know. If that's the kind of thing you're into. (T for language.)

With Tetch no longer "courting" Alice Pleasance, one might think that he's taken a step in the right direction towards good mental health, but rather, he's merely found another scapegoat to stand in as the font for his obsession.

Two of the city's most infamous "power couples" develop a violent rivalry, putting both relationships under pressure and disturbing several alliances in the process. JokerxHarley and HatterxScarecrow, but other cast mainstays include Ivy, The Riddler, and Arnold Wesker. T rating will apply in later chapters.

Jervis Tetch offers tea, conversation and comfort to all his guests...whether they want it or not. Fluffy Scarecrow/Hatter fare from The Long Halloween universe.

A collection of stories that were not quite long enough to be a one-shot. All Batman related.

A needlessly twee HatCrow fic. Domestic AU like nobody's business, in which Jervis and Jonathan are maintaining secret identities, keeping their criminal activities and mild-mannered alter egos separate. For those where were wondering, yes, the title is derived from Little Shop of Horrors's "Somewhere That's Green" and yes it is because I am a raging dork.

After Jervis Tetch rehabilitates himself, he returns to Arkham Asylum as a sane man to try to help his friend Jonathan Crane. It may yet be that the former Mad Hatter needs the Scarecrow's help more, however, when an unexpected visitor throws Tetch's newly sane world back into madness.

The shorter man verbalized nothing, but his actions spoke loud enough to cinch everything. Jonathan Crane knew now. One-sided CranexTetch. Based loosely on 'Hearts A Mess' by Gotye. This is in no way related to "Madder, Maddest" story-wise, it's just a drabble that grew into a full-blown fic unexpectedly.

The Scarecrow returns home after a successful Halloween, and discovers he may not be done with masks quite yet. In fact, the Mad Hatter insists he isn't.

Jervis has brought flowers to Jonathan's latest hideout, hoping for a night in. Scarecrow wants precisely the opposite. They're both going to end up ruining each other's plans. Scarecrow/Mad Hatter

In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock decides it's time to break in the lovely John Watson. Gratuitous smut, whips, chains, and slashy goodness will ensue. (Now complete except for epilogue).

The first time it happens, Will can't be sure he's not hallucinating. But it seems like Hannibal is offering to be his Dom. Or at least, he's offering to treat Will like a dog. Take control away. Help his mind go blank. Give him exactly what he wants. The story picks up some time in the middle of the season, after Will starts losing time. Read author's notes for warnings. Slash.

"Even the insane can find love." (Hatter x Scarecrow in-costume hotness)

Jervis does not want to sleep, but Jonathan has a plan to tire him out. (SLASH WARNING: BOYxBOY)

Jervis needs to practice how to French kiss, and his good ol' friend Johnny volunteers. (Slash warning/Boy x Boy)

Jervis is awoken in the middle of the night by the sound of screams. He follows his ears and discovers the Scarecrow has done something terrible. Jervis is then faced with an intolerable decision. Some Scarecrow/Hatter slash.

It was amazing that such a simple combination of words, not even directed at Sherlock himself, could have such an overwhelming affect. Dom/Sub fic with masochism; don't like, don't read.

Two madmen discuss the value of literature. It all goes down hill from there.

Within these four walls the madness lays sleeping until the fear creeps upon you. But what is an ex-psychologist to do when madness gets to close and feelings he never had before starts to spring. Fight it of course. But can you fight madness? SLASH

"His Alice would never leave him." Dark theme, lemon, angst and slash/yaoi/boy-love. One-shot, drabble-ish. Mad Hatter x Scarecrow.

Alice visited the Mad Hatter, was it a mistake? Alice x Hatter. !Oneshot! Nonsence, and Macarbe Tea partys. It never gets old.

AU. John and Sherlock had been inseparable since they were young boys, but John had always planned on going to the military to become an army doctor. Sherlock encourages him to go, but can he survive such a long separation? Sort of a reverse reichenback feels.. Enjoy!

What's a oneshot between friends? Just a little conversation over a chess game...

"He found his target curled up on the couch in the far left corner of the room, his nose buried in a book as usual." Romance, pure fluff and slash/yaoi/boy-love. Mad Hatter x Scarecrow

'"So this... Mad Hatter character is going to be my new patient?" Jonathan said as he flipped through the file in his hands.' AU story in which Jonathan wasn't fired from Gotham university and was later appointed as Jervis's doctor.

Jonathan and Jervis have a mini boys night in. WARNING: Contains sexual themes. If one is opposed to it, then one shouldnt be reading it, or in the M rated Section either. Just saying.

Join Jonathan Crane in a group therapy session in which they meet a new addition to there group of infamy!

Post Fall. John is having a hard time coping, but could a suggestion from his therapist be the solution to his problems?

A late-night phone call leads Jonathan Crane to wonder just how mad the Mad Hatter really is.

Who knew Jervis was so sensitive to things like horror movies? Jonathan didn't.

"Tell you what..." He practically purred, "How about for every line you get right, I'll give you a kiss. If you can complete the whole thing without making any mistakes, I'll give you something more..."

You really shouldn t have sweets before bed," A voice purred seductively in his ear, It ll give you /nightmares/"

The Mad Hatter and Scarecrow are in the middle of a heist when something goes horribly, horribly wrong.

It was a normal night for the two, dancing along the thin line between fear and passion, and every night Jonathan would make a choice...

Jonathan Crane AKA: The Scarecrow, Is Forced To Share his cell with a certain Mad Hatter. SCARECROW X MAD HATTER

When his newest batch of fear toxin is completed, the Scarecrow searches for a test subject. Unfortuantely, Jonathan Crane has company. Part II is up

Blame it on natural predatory instinct, deep primal lust, or the oh so simple fact that-that man looked so damn delicious when he writhed under him." Jonathan slips up one day, and when Scarecrow takes over, he's out for vengance.

Jonathan Crane suddenly becomes jealous of Jervis' relationship with a female guard, and decides to take matters into his own hands.

Jervis decides that he and Jonathan need a break from their life of crime. So what do you do? Go to Cuba, of course! Jonathan X Jervis Fluff

Jervis Tetch doesn't know the meaning of the word no. Jonathan Crane is well aware of this. That's why he's running.

Jonathan Crane escapes Arkham to find that he's even more trapped by the Mad Hatter Hatter/Crow

Hatter/Scarecrow. Jonathan learns the hard way that one should never mock the sanctity of fairytales.

Jervis has a very special guest today!

A latenight murder of one of Gotham's elite, two suspects who claim to hate each other. What's really going on? contains slashy goodness

HatterScarecrow. Jonathon Crane has a doctor's hands...