Hi my name is Christian Paige Scalf.Everyone just calls me Paige.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Favourite Quotes:

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. & It matters not what someone is born but what they grow to be! Albus Dumbledore (Rowling)

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. & The biggest mistake you can make is worrying you will make one. unknown

Do not walk in front of me, I may not follow. Do not walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend. Albert Camus

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death and judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends. Gandalf (Tolkien)

The greatest ignorance is to reject something you known nothing about. & Don't judge those who try and fail. Judge only those who fail to try. & Don't wait for your ship to come in. Row out to meet it. H. Jackson Brown

When we walk to the edge of all the light we have and take the step into the darkness of the unkown, we must believe that one of two things will happen. There will be something solid for us to stand on or we will be taught to fly. Patrick Overton

The bird that would soar above the level of plain tradition and prejudice must have strong wings. It is a sad spectacle to see the weaklings, bruised, exhausted, fluttering back to earth. Kate Chopin

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. Mark Twain

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. Ben Sweetland

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Elanor Roosevelt

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. Martin Luther King Jr.

To rid ourselves of shadows we must step into either total light or total darkness. Jeremy Preston Johnson

Stand up for what is right even if you're standing alone. anonymous

If you would be pungent, be brief; for it is with words as with sunbeam - the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn. Robert Southey

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. Nelson Henderson

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. Norman MacEwan

Don't be afraid to take big steps. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. David Lloyd George

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr.Suess

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. Leo Tolstoy

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands. Ernest Gaines

History is a one-sided story and the winners write the tale.

There are three sides to every situation. Their side, your side and the truth.

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

To be surprised, to wonder, is to begin to understand. --Albert Einstein

If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts. ~Albert Einstein

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. ~Albert Einstein

Shadow owes its birth to light. ~John Gay

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. ~Albert Einstein

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein

Only those who risk going to far can possibly find out how foar one can go.- T.S. Elliot

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."-Walter Winchell

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred". -Woody Allen

Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. -Elbert Hubbard

Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life. Fate is what kicks you in the ass to do it. -Henry Miller

It’s the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.-Marlene Dietrich

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Confucius

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. -Unknown-

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-

Things are going to geta lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow -Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb-and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'till Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-

Life is unpredictable. You could be here today, and gone tomorrow. Why waste precious time when all we need to find is the love inside -Patti LaBelle-

"It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's halarious." - Billie Joe Armstrong

"Now are any of these vegetables magic? I mean, if I rub that bean on my foot will I run faster?" - Mike Dirnt

"Life is like breakfast, you just mix all the ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together." - Tre Cool

"She tackles everyday life with a perverted innocence that just makes you want to give her a big hug... and then stand back very quickly while checking to see if everything is still attached." -Roman Dirge

'I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.'- Scott Adams

Funny Quotes And random things:

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

-they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.

-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

-i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

-if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are?

-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out...Go me for pointing out the obvious!)

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder

-everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

-When in doubt, make up words!

-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

-Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now

-Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

-Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

-Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

"You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention." -Brom, Eragon

Saddest Deaths In DH:

1. Remus Lupin. Because he had just started getting his life together, he had a wife, a kid, and then he died. And he was the last Marauder. sniff

2. Fred Weasley. Because he left a twin behind.

3. Dobby. Because he died in Malfoy Manor. It was like if Sirius had died in Grimmuld Place.

4. Colin Creevy. Because he was too young.

5. Severus Snape. Because he never really lived.

Best Points In DH:

1. Molly killing Bellatrix. HOW COOL WAS THAT?? BEST SCENE EVER!! If that's not in the DH movie, I will be so dissappointed.

2. The way the Bloody Baron, the Grey Lady and the snitch had significance in the end. It's just so amazing how it all tied in in the end. Like how in the first book Hagrid says that he borrowed the moterbike from Sirius, but we don't think about it again untill the thrid one, except way better because they came through all seven books.

3. Harry having the vision of his parents murders. This was just so cool. Really, really sad, but cool.

4. Hermione beating up Ron when he comes back. He deserved it, running out on them like that! Prat.

5. The whole parseltounge thing being usefull. How cool would it be to be a parseltounge? I mean, seriously

May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To Severus,
who wasn't as bad as we thought,
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good freind never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best freind Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good freind Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best freind Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good freind Asks you to write down your number. A best freind Has you on speed dial.

A good freind Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best freind Loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good freind Only know a few things about you. A best freind Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good freind Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best freind Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good freind Would knock on your front door. A best freind will Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good freind hides me from the cops. A best freind is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good freind lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best freind is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good freind is only through school/college. A best freind is for life.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents daddy and mommy

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: knows your number by heart.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

If you have ever fantasized about Mark pulling you up onto the stage during La Vie Boheme, copy this into your profile.

If you live for that one moment when Angel sings, "Kiss me, it's beginning to snow..." because it is just too ridiculously adorable, copy this into your profile.

If you'd give anything for Collins to be your best friend and for Roger to be your teddy bear, copy this into your profile.

If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt disgustingly guilty about not crying at Angel's funeral one out of the thousand times you've watched it, copy this into your profile.

If you desperately search every scarf sale you see for one blessed Marky Scarfy, copy this into your profile.

If you want nothing more than to actually meet Erik in person, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and youstilllaugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile

I think that the Phantom of the Opera doesn't deserve to have people hate him. I think his voice is like an angel's. If you would be the one to love the Phantom forever, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you like Phantom when:

1. You spell every word with an 'f' sound with 'ph', usual words include 'phan', 'phanphic' and phantastic'(Been there, done that)
2. You have endless discussions about whether Gerard Butler or Michael Crawford make the best Erik(Gerard all the way!).
3. You have to watch the movies in your bedroom because your family is so sick of watching them.
4. You know every word to every Phantom song(My fav is probably Music of the Night at the moment :) ).

5. All your other DVDs gather dust because the only one you watch is Phantom

6. You believe that Erik should have given up on Christine and gone with you.

10. You buy every version of POTO ever made, book, film etc. no matter how much it costs

If you've ever looked at a mirror, singing Angel Of Music, hoping the angel of music would come through, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever burst out into a song from Phantom of the Opera, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're writing a novel or book that ISN'T fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.