Join the Dex Holders as they do things that get on everyone's nerves. Pairings... Honestly, what pairings HAVEN'T I used in this thing yet? Based off of iTorchic's "333 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of..." series. Cover image was drawn by Acetrainer777.

Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?

After a hectic meeting, Romano wishes Spain was different. Be careful what you wish for, Romano. You never know who may be listening. With Liechtenstein and Switzerland too!

America has dragged almost everyone to the beach for a month of summmer fun! Each country gets a day that's all about them! It's going to be great fun! XD PM me if you want to appear in the story like sell America a hotdog or something R&R!

This will be a set of 20 details of Jessie's life that aren't public knowledge. As canon-compliant as possible with the occasional AU leaning. Some will be Rocketshippy. Some will deal with Twerps.

AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance

AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.

Denmark's gone. And at the end of the day, all that there is left is them trying to cope with the loss, guilt and regret that was left within them./DenNor.SuFin.IceDen,if you wanna./"Death eats away a part of a person, no matter how small or big it was."

They were always trying to steal Pikachu – and were laughed at for their failures. But what happens when they finally succeed? Do they really realize just what kind of bond they're breaking – and about the hate they invoke in a hero?

Dropped. Romano and Spain claim to be living in a different world, one where they are doing the most normal thing in the world. AU. Warning: OOC, violencce, blood, character death and torture.

When Russia gives Belarus a diary to record her feelings in, of course she's going to do as her brother asks. But on the days leading up to her birthday, she starts to trust her brother less, and rely on someone else more... EstBel & RusAme

Gilbert, Feliciano, Francis and Roderich have been set a challenge; turn the land ladies nephew Matthew Williams into a young gentle man and they can live in the boarding houe rent free until they graduate. How hard can it be? BETTER SUMARY INSIDE!

When they would look back on this event in the future, though it would be counted among the events that they would rather never look back on, ever, they would say that perhaps they should have taken the obvious warning signs more seriously. Dark!Spain.

Feliciano decides to say goodbye. Lovino protests, but either way, North and South Italy will never be the same.

Short story is short. This is about the fall of the Holy Roman Empire, in the views of the characters of course. It's rated K because this pairing is so FLUFFY. Please notify me of any mistakes, and enjoy.

Alfred F. Jones has a sort of unrequited love for his best friend, Matthew Williams. So when Matthew gets in a car accident and loses his memory, the first thing that Alfred says is: "I'm your boyfriend." US/Can/Pru, oneshot

Barry seems content with facing the increasing stress in his life on his own, until Lucas shows him that having a shoulder to lean on isn't such a bad thing. Barry/Lucas.

What choice is better, which sin is worse, and why is there a Spanish man sitting outside his window? "Come here into my arms, 'the darkness over there is bitter'. You'll smile a little, 'the darkness over here is sweet'." Spain/Romano Vampire AU.

Gakuen AU. Hetalia High's students have created an IRC and fool around with it. Fail summary. More info inside!

It was the last thing in the world that Lovino Vargas wanted. To fall in love with Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. But when the pirate takes him aboard his ship, Lovino learns that maybe it's not so bad to be a pirate. Pirate AU. spamano

AU. "Oh Ingo…" He purred, trailing his hand down his brothers face ", because I was never anything other then a figment of your imagination!"

Poland's fairy godfather has just had a brilliant idea - to turn him into a knight by having him win his way through the Chivalry Cup! With his trusty squire Lithuania by his side, Poland sets out on his long, rocky and strange journey...

Ingo watches from a distance as Emmet gets closer and closer to White. What can he do about the envy he is feeling? Suckass summary. One of my longer oneshots with lemon at the end.

For ten years, Antonio hasn't seen, let alone heard from, Lovino Vargas. Not since that night when Lovino's family was mysteriously slaughtered, while he himself disappeared without a trace. But none of that matters anymore. Because he's here, only he hasn't come alone...[DISCONTINUED]

Hungary gives Estonia an interesting proposal at a World Meeting, and one week to decide if he accepts it or not. One week which is going to be the craziest week of his life. Told in the form of Estonia's blog posts.

Matthew Williams hates his job, which includes working on a website for some company. Ivan Braginski also hates his job, which is fixing up the crap the desk workers seem to screw up. The dumb luck collision of a nerd and construction worker. Office AU

Alfred's brother Matthew disappeared years ago in a blizzard. He has made finding him his only goal no matter how far it might take him.

Oneshot. "Their mouths move with desperation, but they are somehow elegant, a tragic dance before an impending, horrible end." Nations are forbidden from having relationships.

Bueno.. Aquí una de mis parodias! / Ingo se encontraba frustrado. ¿Cómo una simple estúpida sonrisa no podía hacer? / Leedla para saber más! Ingo&Emmet

"Deke": A Canadian Term meaning "To deceive someone". After a life altering event, Ivan is forced to move to Canada, leaving behind everything he knows and loves. Matthew and his twin Alfred hide in plain sight from a past that cuts deep.

Upon finding N again, Black decides to let him stay with him until he is able to find a new home. Black learns more about N and his pokemon friend Zekrom.

In the presence of each other, they don't need to hide their feelings.

Always the same. Always together. Forever. Promise?

He felt utterly exhausted. Maybe, just this once, he can nap on the job... No, no! He must be strong! ...But it's so tempting...

Oneshot; Tamao with a dash of Lyserg. One happy wedding later, Tamao is left to reconsider...well, everything.

Stress from a hard day's work for Ingo is ended by an interesting brand of brotherly affection from Emmet.

In which Iceland has an Asian fetish, Norway is confused, and China is not amused.

Gakuen Hetalia AU. Follow the lives of just some regular Hetalia High teens in highschool - Through text messages, IM's, Facebook, and any other electronic means of communication! Will probably be lots of pairings later on. Human names used. Chapter 10!

Canada's lonely, so is Russia. Could something bloom from this? First fanfic, i hope its good. summary sucks though but plese read ; ;

In which Matthew decides to announce his and Gilbert's relationship through Facebook, and in which chaos ensues. Matthew's starting to regret getting a Facebook account. Gilbert/Matthew, hints of other pairings

Canada has lost against Russia in battle, What will Russia do to him?

Ivan's scarf was long enough. It would cover three people. Oneshot. Human and country names used. Ivan/Matthew/Gilbert

Toris and Feliks are finally together - but neither are unscathed. Toris is dealing with past trauma, Feliks is coming out as a transvestite - and they both need a fabulous costume for the ball! Together, they might not totally fail. High School AU.

Young Matthew Williams is separated from his father in Russia, winter 1882. He finds himself kidnapped by policemen and taken to an orphanage in the country where his life is changed forever- for the better, he can't tell. MatthewXIvan and MatthewXAlfred

The reason there are no longer snacks allowed in World Meetings. Because while Canada makes great pancakes, his brownies are not to be trusted. WARNINGS inside.

The Hetalia School Drama club is putting on a winter play of Cinderella. Unfortunately, they had to choose parts with names in a hat. How will the Cinderella handle playing the lead role and the rest of the cast? No pairings for now.

It can be harder to accept those three little words than it is to get the courage to say them. Slash, suggested murder, some language. RussiaxCanada, because there isn't enough of it!

Hetalia meets Battle Royale: The nations are kidnapped and forced into a deadly game of kill or be killed, which only one can survive. Rated M for violence and other disturbing stuff

It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings

After watching the Olympics at Matthew's house, Alfred and he get into an argument. Parody, lulz. Quick little idea, very rushed.

AU, Both orphans, they grew as best friends. Feliks promised Toris that they would marry so he would never be alone. But he was adopted and they haven't each other since. 10 years later Toris is adopted by a crazy abusive Russian along with 2 others.

A.D 2009, All the countries of the world are finding beings like them. These are 'Capitals'. A.D 2109, World war three has just ended. And the countries have all disappeared. OCs, character deaths.

Jun/Mitsumi. If you tell him that "love at first sight" isn't real, Jun will simply say that he must be blind with love for her. Based on the Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Adventure! manga

Oneshot; Lyserg and Tamao. Being weak consists of two things: believing that you can't, and knowing that you aren't.