Um... . Hello... I'm Koikane-chan. Pleased to meet you. I write Irony Is Bitter, Is It Not?, my own fanfic of Assassin's Creed, starring my character Nadirah.

Nadirah has lost her parents and possibly her older brother Suhayl. Her father died in the line of duty as an assassin and her mother died soon after of grief. Suhayl left Masyaf after that, claiming that he believed he had a larger purpose beyond the kingdom. Nadirah then decides to follow her father's footsteps as an assassin. She joins the assassins disguised as a boy, taking her brother's name. She is now an apprentice, skilled and undoubtedly above her own class. However, she continuously rejects promotions that come at her. After a certain mission, she is promoted whether she likes it or not to a much higher rank. Al Mualim sends her on a mission that she does not appreciate, especially because of who she must practically babysit...

Chapter 6 is out!

And here are the pictures! I suggest you don't see them until after you read chapter 5.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or MySpace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.