I never know what to put on these things. Does it matter really. Who takes the time to read and authors bio anyway huh? Any who, Take Care every one and if you read this I am shocked that you were that board, and I fell sorry for you. Well enjoy your day and Take Care.

Some of my favorite quotes:

What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.
-- Samuel Johnson

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
-- Joe Ancis

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the
size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
-- Michael Pritchard

Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
-- Jim Horning

If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of
yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
-- Hermann Hesse

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and
the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than
money.
-- Joey Bishop

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to
do and always a clever thing to say.
-- Will Durant

Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you
wouldn't have in your home.
-- David Frost

The future will be better tomorrow.
-- Dan Quayle

Ah do have one thin' ah would like y'all a' know.

Ah'll update when ah feel like it. :)