Quick note: If any of you on Instagram want to see pictures of Kizzie or Bruno, they each have their own accounts! Yes, I like to show them off. Kizzie: @kizzie_the_lab Bruno: @bruno_the_doberdor

Hi!

I'm not that new to this, but I have only just started writing my first story on here. If you could please review it, it would be greatly appreciated! I'm not a big writer, but I do love to read. I'm not the best at writing off of pre-existing stories, but I'm trying! I fing writing stories about animals is easier, because they don't talk! I also like to make up my own stories.

Ok, so a little bit about me:

I am originally from England, but we moved to Canada about six years ago. My poor friends have had to put up with me for that long, but they seem okay for now!

In case you couldn't tell from my username, I also love Starkid!! I have watched all of their musicals and I found all of them hilarious!!

Ooh, ooh!! I nearly forgot. I am a proud SlytherPuff! Yes, you did read that right, a SlytherPuff. I was sorted into Hufflepuff, then Slytherin. I thought SlytherPuff sounded better than HuffleIn.

Favourites

Favourite movies: Hunger Games, Beastly, I Am Number Four, Percy Jackson and the Olympians- The Lightning Thief, The Amazing Spider-Man, Harry Potter, Disney movies (new and classic), most of Josh Hutcherson's movies and a fair few more that I can't remember.

Favourite TV shows: Glee (I adore the Warblers!), Heartland, TGP Season 2, most of what's on Family Channel and a few more that, again, I can't remember.

Favourite actors (in alphabetical order): Alexander Ludwig, Alex Pettyfer, Andrew Garfield, Darren Criss, Grant Gustin, Josh Hutcherson, Logan Lerman, Curt Mega, all of the Harry Potter cast (this list will grow!)

My favourite couples (in no particular order): Katniss/Cato (The Hunger Games), Katniss/Peeta (The Hunger Games), Hermione/Harry (Harry Potter), Hermione/Draco (Harry Potter), Hermione/Krum (Harry Potter), Percy/Annabeth (Percy Jackson and the Olympians), Sebastian/Blaine (Glee), Sebastian/Santana (Glee), Quinn/Jeff (Glee)

Favourite books: Hunger Games, Beastly, Percy Jackson series, Harry Potter series, Heartland series and most horse books to be honest.

Favourite animals: I love all animals, but horses have been my favourite ever since I was 3 (according to my parents). I've been riding horses for 13 years now and I absolutely love it. I don't ride during the winter, because the barn where I ride is effectively a big tent covering the arena and it gets very cold in there. I usually ride from March to November. My favourite horse there was called Allie, but she was recently retired. I was sad to see her go, but she is now at a great farm where she can live out her days in peace. I have been riding a gorgeous dark bay gelding named Hamlet recently. He's super sweet, very tall and is a little worried that striped poles are going to attack him. At the moment, none have.

I had two black labs who I adored, however, my oldest sadly passed away last September at the age of twelve. My other lab, nine-year old Kizzie, is still going strong and we recently adopted a Doberman/Lab puppy from the SPCA! He's called Bruno and he's about 14 weeks old now. He still has very sharp puppy teeth and he likes to use them when he plays! he is a very good little boy though, and very handsome. I can't wait to see what he looks like when he grows up, but I want him to stay as a puppy as well!

Favourite colour: Purple

Favourite subject: Band

Favourite instruments: Alto saxophone, accordian, ukelele, cello and violin. Sadly, I can only play sax at the moment, but I'd love to be able to play the others!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I have a DISEASE, so I MUST be contagious.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool 'cause thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and/or Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I WEB CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRAILIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I'm GAY, so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Where was your ID pic taken?
I don't know the actual name of the place, but it was the same place that your driver's license pictures are taken.

What's your middle name?
Janice. Why do you want to know?

Your current relationship status?
Mentally dating fictional characters. And a few actors! :P

What is your current mood?
Bored. And also slightly sad because we just came back from New York and I have to write a test tomorrow. I didn't want to leave NYC.

What is one thing that makes you happy?
Horses. Any horses make my day. And puppies. Who doesn't love a smooshy puppy face?!

If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?

I think I'd want to be a dog, because I could just sleep, bite the people who annoy me and play.

Ever had a near death experience?
Not really. I thought I was going to fall off a cliff and down a waterfall one time. That was scary. I was rock climbing.

Something you do a lot?
Doodle

What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?

When was the last time you cried?
I can't remember. Obviously a while ago then!

Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Does my elementary Christmas concert count? I was in a big group though.

If you could have one super power what would it be?
Imagination. Whatever I thought of would happen. (Eg. I imagine myself with pink hair, I have pink hair)

What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

I think I'd have to say their hair. I'm not that weird! There's a lot of people that say the same thing! I think if you noticed their eyes first, that would be a tad creepy, but after a while it's not that bad. And height, I guess, too.

What's your biggest secret?
If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret now, would it?

What's your favourite colour?
Purple

When was the last time you lied?

Last night, when I told my friend that I would ask my parents about something and I didn't.

Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Absolutely!

What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Nothing. I just ate.

What's your favourite smell?
Horses. Barn dust. Leather. Hay. My dad's old shed. AXE.

If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Confusing

What are you thinking about right now?
The answer to this question. Why my puppy was just clawing at the carpet. That I should stop writing this and get on with my homework. That I should write another chapter for my story. (Sorry about that!)

What was the last thing that made you upset?
You have a serious obsession with sadness, don't you? Anyway, I don't remember.

Name 5 things in your closet:
My jodhpurs. My 'I *heart* NY' T-shirt. My leather jacket. My jeans. My Hunger Games T-shirt.

Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Probably, but I can't think of anything specific at the moment.

How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
Santa's fake?!

Did you lie on any of these questions?
Yes. This one.

Harry Potter Survey

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Yes, why would I be taking this survey otherwise?

Could you prove that statement in court? Yes

Do you know any of the character's middle names? Yes

What’s Hermione’s? Jean

What’s Ron’s? Bilius

What’s Harry’s? James.

What’s Ginny’s? Molly.

Have you seen all the movies? Yes, multiple times each

Read all the books? Well, duh! At least 100 times each!

What do you think of JKR? One of the best authours EVER!

Favourites

Weasley? Ron

Character, Overall? Hedwig

Female Character? Tonks

Male Charcter? Sirius

Group of characters? The Marauders-minus Wormtail

Adult? Molly

Professor? McGonagall

Ship? Hermione/Draco

Spell? Wingardium Leviosa

Sweet? Chocoballs

Place? Hogwarts

Weasley Twin? Do I have to choose?

Product? Extendable Ears

Shop? Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

Least Favorites

Weasley? Percy

Character, Overall? Wormtail

Female? Millicent Bulstrode

Male? Wormtail

Adult? Bellatrix

Student? Crabbe and/or Goyle

Spell? Avada Kedavra

Book? Half-Blood Prince

Ship? Harry/Pansy

Sweet? Blood pop

Death Eater? Bellatrix

Shop? Borgin and Burkes

Place? Knockturn Alley

Professor? Trelawney

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione? Not my personal favourite

Harry/Hermione? Yeah, why not?

Harry/Ginny? Not for me

Harry/Luna? I kinda like it

Harry/Pansy? No. Freaking. Way.

Ron/Lavender? Nope

Ron/Luna? Um...not my favourite, but not too bad.

Ron/Pansy? Definitely not

Ron/Fleur? She's his sister-in-law. Really?

Hermione/Krum? Yeah

Hermione/Draco? Yes, yes, yes!! Love it!!

Hermione/Fred OR George? I'm not feeling it

James/Lily? Of course!

Lily/Snape? No

Lily/Sirius? No

Lily/Lupin? No

Tonks/Lupin? YES!

Draco/Pansy? No way

Fred/Angelina? Sure

Bill/Fleur? Yup

Harry/Cho? No

This Or That?

Harry or Ron? Really? I don't want to choose, I love them both!

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione

Neville or Seamus? Neville

Snape or Slughorn? Snape

Fred or George? Fred

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione Harry/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Hermione/Krum

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes? Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogsmeade

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Hogsmeade

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor

Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Fizzing Whizbees

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Daily Prophet

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Rita Skeeter. I like her green quill.

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? Gryffindor

Random

Have you been to a Release Party? What?

Ever cried while reading one of the books? Yep

A movie? Yep

Books or movies? Both

Had a dream about Harry Potter? I think so. Probably.

Been to a fansite? Yep

Been to JKR’s site? Yep

Have you ever roleplayed? Nope

If so/do..Who were/are you?

Did you use to have an absurd theory? Not really

What was it? Don't have one

Did/do you hide your obsession? NO

Did/does it work? Never tried

Ever dressed up like a character? For Halloween or just no reason at all? No

Ever noticed that you can’t spell Hermione without Ron? Not until now

Did you just try to prove that wrong? Yes

Notice that if Harry & Hermione got married they’d have the EXACT same intials? Not until now

Did you just try to prove that wrong? Yes

Have you noticed that Lily Evans and Ginny Weasley are alot alike? No

Do you find it weird that Harry & his dad fell in love with girls so alike? Not really

Ever had Harry Potter candy? I've had Butterbeer before. Does that count?

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter stuff? Definitely!

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? Yep

Do you have a Harry Potter shirt? Sadly, no

What character are you most often compared to? No one, actually

Do you have any nicknames that have to do with Harry Potter? No

What are they? I wouldn't know. I don't have one.

Do you object to being called by them? I kind of object to not having a HP nickname.

Are your friends supportive of your obsession? Yes

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? I do, but they're more AVPM/AVPS jokes, but still.

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? Yes

Do you love being obsessed with Harry Potter? Yes

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? YES

Have you re-read the books? Yes, multiple times each

Have you had a Harry Potter themed party? No : (

Have you had a RP Party? No

Do you want to? Not really

Have you ever read a Harry Potter musical? No, but I've watched one multiple times!

Have you ever written one? No

Do you want to? No, but I'm re-watching one again!

Have you ever entered a contest to win something Harry Potter? No

If you wrote a Hogwarts musical, would you let people read it? No, because it would be a sad comparison to Starkid's musicals.

Are you going to write one? No

Is the musical thing annoying you? Yes

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? You're getting there.

Another Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favourite Harry Potter book? Prisoner of Azkaban & Goblet of Fire

Which is your favourite Harry Potter movie? Prisoner of Azkaban

Who is/are your favourite HP character(s)? Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, Hedwig, Dobby, Lupin, Tonks, the Weasley twins, Molly, McGonagall, Hagrid, Draco and most of the others!

What house do you prefer to be in? Gryffindor

But what house would you think you'll be in? Slytherin

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nearly Headless Nick

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Care of Magical Creatures

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Lupin & McGonagall

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Chaser

Who do you want to make friends with? The Marauders (not Wormtail), Tonks, Hedwig, the Weasleys, Snape, Hermione, Ron, Harry and Dobby.

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Tonks

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Because she is wild, funny and spontaneous.

Which character in the book can you relate to? Ron

What pet would you get? An owl

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Me with a group of rescue animals and watching others get forever homes.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? YES

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Oh my god! I knew wizards were real! Can i have your autograph?

What would be his reaction to your reaction? He'd probably turn and run, think 'What the hell is this place?'

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? My friends

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Probably

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Draco Malfoy

Post a character that has the same hair colour as you do. Hermione

Post a character that has the same eye colour as you. Luna

What colour comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black.

What colour comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Bubblegum pink

What colour comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Maroon

What colour comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown

What colour comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green

What colour comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Ferret. I'm just kidding, that's not a colour. White, actually.

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Kinda

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) I don't know. I think I'd just use it on a day. I wouldn't use it for exams or competitions though. I think you should win on your own.

Do you like the books more or the movies? Books

Who's your favourite out of the Marauders? Sirius

What would your Patronus take shape in? Either a dog, a horse or a unicorn

What would be your Animagus form? Same as above.

What subject do you want to be the best in? Care of Magical Creatures

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius

Hermione or Cho? Hermione

James Potter or Snape? James

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Golden Trio

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus

Harry or Ron? Didn't I answer this earlier? BOTH!

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric. He's a great FINDer!!

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors.

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? First task

Is this survey fun or boring? It's kinda fun I guess.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

'There was nothing to say to that, but Ethel touched her brother's arm in sympathy."-Fall of Giants, Ken Follett. My dad was reading this earlier, not me!

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My puppy. He's sitting on me.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

What Not To Wear

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:06

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The heater, my dad typing, Kizzie snoring and Bruno playing with his toys

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

After dinner. It was so Bruno could pee outside.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My homeowrk

9. What are you wearing?

A white shirt, leggings and knee-high socks

10. Did you dream last night?

Maybe

11. When did you last laugh?

At lunch. My friend was making me laugh by telling funny stories.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint, windows, curtains, pictures

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Define weird

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's ok, I guess. It's not really a quiz though

15. What is the last film you saw?

Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows (Netflix, how I love thee)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A horse, an Audi r8 and something that my family and friends want

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am now legally licensed to drive. And it's my birthday in under a week.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

End animal abuse. Forever

19. Do you like to dance?

I like to, but it doesn't mean I can do it well

20. George Bush:

What kinda question's that?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Amber

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Alex or Sebastian (thank you Glee)

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

Packaging these days:

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (Printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (Ahh, but on whose body?)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (And I’m taking this why?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm…I think someone got lost in translation…)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to…?)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with headcolds off those fork lifts.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (Really now? I never would've guessed.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (Has this been happening a lot somewhere?)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Philosophical Sayings

"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones."

"The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy."

"I'm not clumsy, I'm gravatationally challanged."

"How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?"

"Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups."

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."

"We could learn a lot from crayons. Some have weird names, some are dull, some are new, some are pretty, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box."

"Nonviolence is not inaction. It is not for the timid or weak. Nonviolence is hard work. It is the willingness to sacrifice. It is the patience to win."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"Your theory's crazy, but not crazy enough to work."

"You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life."

"Go to heaven for the view; go to hell for the company."

"The real proof there's intelligent life out there is that they've never tried to contact us."

"DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!!"

"Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe."

"Our sun is one of 100 billion stars in our galaxy. Our galaxy is one of billions of galaxies populating the universe. It would be the height of presumption to think that we are the only living things in that enormous immensity."

"Normality is the insanity of the masses."

"Never judge a book by its movie. "

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real."

"Space. It seems to go on and on forever. Then you get to the end, and a monkey starts throwing barrels at you."

"Avoid popularity, it has many snares, and no real benefit."

"To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time."

"I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'."

"I don't suffer from insanty...I enjoy every minute of it!"

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

'To make life a better experience, just take everything as a compliment.' (said by my friend during English class. It's a good thing to live by)

I love this! I think I might write this on the front of my binder for my teachers...

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8118423151811= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11141523125475= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

120209202145 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2211212198920= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1191911919199147= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it's really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

I appreciate those of you who actually bothered to read all this. Thank you!