Lucy and Natsu have made a mistake. Humans make mistakes, right? Well, when it comes to booze, a city that never sleeps and a can of feelings that should never be opened... they made one of the biggest. So when Lucy wakes up in a wedding dress, with a ring on her finger, and a tattoo on her ass, she realizes that a raging hang-over isn't the worst thing she has to deal with.

Lucy had had the crappiest, longest day ever when she remembered that night was Mira's bachelorette party. Little did she know that her night would only get more interesting when she loses her purse.

"I've got baggage." "We all do." "Not like this. You've got an absent father and a blurred bloodline. I have darkness and secrets. I have the kind of connections no one wants to need. Connections with the kind of people you avert your eyes from on the streets. My baggage isn't like yours." "I'll help you carry it anyway." "I'm not sure if you can." "... try me." AU [NaLu]

Natsu's about to find out just how important it is to follow the instructions listed on a job request. Lucy's about to find out just how stupid her partner and best friend really is. Happy's about to find out just how he ranks on their list of priorities. And no one is really all that happy about what they discover. Except for Mirajane of course.