Craig/Tweek. There is nothing Craig Tucker loves more in this entire world than Tweek Tweak, but drugs aren't too far behind...

What do you get when you take a love sick puppy and taunt him with all his wildest desires and heated nights of forbidden passion? Why, a monster, of course. At least that's what Tweek has come to believe after confessing his feelings to his taken best friend.

Ryan is a fresh, new teacher, and he's both nervous and excited for his first class ever. Things get more complicated when a rude, sarcastic student named Gavin takes a liking to him, and Ryan can't help but notice how attractive he is.

"Did you know that the water you drink could be the same water someone drowned in? Or the breath you just took could be the last breath another person let out before dying?" "Did you know the box jellyfish has sixty-four anuses?" Ryan gave Gavin an incredulous look for a moment before rolling his eyes and pulling the Brit closer to his side.

Gavin is a store clerk living a mundane existence, but all of that changes when a rather odd customer checks out in a most unusual way.