Perverted alien Usui Takumi and our beloved kaichou, Misaki. Cute couple sure... but what if we add some lemony goodness into the mix? Stir it around, stroke it a little? Their relationship would surely be filled with beneficial...incidents. Rated M for a reason :) [**New chapter is here!] I'm back after 3 years omg -acs

Ayuzawa Misaki participates in a game show where she needs to win 100, 000 yen for her family but instead becomes a personal maid for the youngest bachelor! A simple yes turned her life upside down. How? Enter: pervert-ism and romance.

When Haruhi falls and hits her head and develops a headache and becomes too dizzy to stand up, Kyoya takes it upon himself to step in and help out the best he can. But when she's given powerful painkillers and becomes a little careless, an accidental "I love you" is said. How will the stone cold Shadow King react? Will love arise? Or will there be tension between the two?

Haruhi was bored and as a result she sent a rather tempting message to Kyoya accidentally. How would Kyoya react? Read and find out! This is my first LEMON! You have been warned! [REVISED VERSION]