Married to a nerd with a handlebar mustache.

Mother of three pugs.

Obsessed with a book series written for people almost half her age.

Works in an office by herself and leads her to spend too much time reading fanfic on her phone.

A Floridian that longs for snow.

Not artistic, but slightly crafty.

Makes a mean lasagna.

Will watch unhealthy amounts of Scrubs and Parks and Rec if you let her.

Used to work with ex-merchant marines, has the mouth of a sailor to prove it.

Brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin, tattoos, and glasses.

Likes beer... a lot.

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