Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

This is a fic collection devoted to Coyote Starrk, with cameos from lots of other characters. Angst to crack to adventure, AU to canon divergence, time travel, and beyond. Current Chapter: Science Fiction AU/X-men Fusion. The aftermath of a fight between Starrk and Shunsui does neither of them any favors.

The Winter War has dragged on too long and Aizen has proven a difficult man to stay dead. Hopes are low and their situation dire, but one thing leads to another and Kurosaki Ichigo is sent to the past to kill the megalomaniac before he gains immortality. Only thing is, his trip might have sent him a tad too far back. Gen.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

Through the cracks of Kakashi's dimension, time reverts back to where it all started. Surprisingly sober, Tsunade is left bewildered with her predicament. And, to her surprise, alcohol is not the attributer to any of it. (Time-travel) Co-written with E3-FantasyandReality

When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...

Zaraki manages to summon his zanpakuto. Is it all too late? Secrets are revealed, but are these the answers he was seeking? Enemies, friends, who can be trusted? Who will survive the confrontation? Chapter 69 now available. Rated for language. Character death. When will this finish?

A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.

Everyone knew Superman had a problem with his clone which was why he refused to be the father Superboy needed. The responsibly is picked up by another Cadmus experiment who is annoying, hears a voice in his head, and lives to cause the Justice league a head ache. To stay close to his son the man becomes a hero even if he is a little insane, Superboy couldn't ask for a better dad.

It all started with curiosity getting the better of a civilian girl when she decided to say "hello" to the most hated child in Konoha. (This is probably going to turn into a crack fic lol).

Nine times a Jinchuriki met a Marvel.

In a Clan where others shine like a roses in moonlight, a kit is born, a kit that has no beauty, no grace and no shine. A true thorn among roses. This is the story of how one imperfection, born into a society of perfect, dared to change the eyes of the four Clans. Oddkit, a cat born different but died a legend.

I'm not sure how I came to be here, but I feel like this has to be the worst situation for me to be put in. Why not the Uchiha? Why not the Nara, Yamanaka, Akimichi, or any other big group? Hell, even living as Naruto's sister would be great, but this... When she shows me that smile, I feel like I have a reason to fight. SI (self-insert) fic.

A continuation of Grimmjow's adventures after the story Apocalypse. Meant to be a sort of collection of stories tracking his journey across the post-Clash world. Current arc is set in China. I don't want to say too much, in case you haven't yet read Apocalypse!

Out on the abandoned beaches dwells a family, a family with past, a family with history, with legacy. But not all of it is positive, and with the parents rooted in the sandy shores, how far will their young kit go to follow up the past? And what exactly is it that leads her forward? Sequel to ĻËĠÄĊŸ.

Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.

I wasn't some ditzy prepubescent fan girl whining over an Uchiha, or interested in cozying up with the blond brat. I was a boxer, a guy who liked a cold one and played in snooker tournaments, who briefly got stuck watching some anime with my friend's little girl. Couple months later, I miss my step and become KIA. Guess where I get reborn? Wait, where the hell did my dick go!

There's a saying, amongst the men and women of the Land of Fire: You can be a hero, or you can be a Shinobi. There's a response, amongst the men and woman of Team 7: Fuck that. AU.

We have all read the whole 'HarryMalfoyHermione has a sister, yada, yada, yada.' Idea, but what if the aforementioned sister was not a PotterMalfoyGranger? What if she was a Dursley? Meet Roisin Dursley. Witch of the family.

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

Sakura's mission was to die and be sent to Hueco Mundo as a spy and destroy it from the inside out. She started off like any other, as hollow, but now that she's rising through the ranks at unbelievable speeds with new allies she soon becomes an arrancar, how did she get strong so fast? Let's just say Naruto and Sasuke helped, along with her inner Visord. *Eventual Espada Sakura*

They say that if a butterfly flaps its wings just right, a hurricane can form on the other side of the planet. I don't know if what I'm doing will make that kind of difference, but I've been sitting on the sidelines to long to give up without even trying. Male OC Self-Insert.

The clans are clueless of the darkness even the stars could not see coming. We know, though. We, the accused, the outcasts, and the lonely. And we have the elemental power to stop it. Why save a group of cats who have been nothing but cruel to us? We have our reasons. What better way to say "I told you so" than to save their very lives? Of course, it isn't the only reason. Is it?

Hm? Did you kits come to the elders den for a story? Yes, I know some. Have you heard about the frog who hated his croak? Or the stag who wanted to be a doe? Ah, what about the beautiful flower that was wilted on the inside? I know plenty of tales young ones. They may not all be happy, though. Now huddle up, because I know plenty of tales to tell.

Ichigo and Grimmjow are Prisoners of War. Stuck in a prison camp as the war against the Vandenreich seems about to conclude with the enemy's victory, the two reluctant allies are faced with a whole new set of challenges that come with life under prison guard rule. Rebellion is difficult and costly-and so is being the only teenager and hollow in their prison camp...

Misery: it knows many names. Loved second best by her mother, treated like an outcast by her Clan, tortured by the apprentices, all because she isn't like her "amazing" sister. This is Whitefang. In a battle with Riverclan, she makes a promise, one that will forever twist her destiny. Will she keep it? Or live the life of happiness she's always wanted?

An alternate Naruto ending, in which there are ghosts with a plan, teams reunited, apologies, and happy endings all around.

"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. (Sequel: "Shinobi")

Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!

Being a ninja is hard enough when you work for the good guys, let alone when you get reincarnated into a family of psychopaths. SI

Born with a twisted paw, she inevitably had to deal with difficulties. But was it all that bad? Did she have it worse then others? No. She may have been broken, but she loved it.

When trapped in the belly of the Shinigami for all Eternity, even the most bitter of enemies can come to an understanding. In which Minato befriends his half of the Kyūbi.

One shots and drabbles. Will update when I get ideas. Includes Iron man vs Komamura, Uryuu owning Hawkeye, Kazeshini and Wasp in a case of mistaken identity and Aizen and Loki trying to out-ego each other.

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

A series of short stories about Grimmjow's interactions with his new-found allies in the manga, based on the current canon but taking place at different times in the Vandenreich Arc. First up: Grimmjow's first meeting with Yoruichi. (This story published at the time of chapter 635).

Once upon a time, there were people. These people lived, loved, failed, and died, like normal humans. However, there people also killed, slaughtered, and made names. These people were called shinobi. Amongst the greatest, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha and many more. However, like humans, no matter how great their name, they were, the best were all Men of Constants.

Is the Tribe the only group of cats in the mountain? No, there is another group far north. These cats have no connection with their ancestors and have slipped into an immorality so deep, their ancestors fear they will never recover. But one cat has had enough of this life, she is tired of being discriminated and used. And she wants a legacy that she can be proud of.

Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.

In which Urahara Kisuke becomes a daddy, and everyone else is confused and maybe slightly horrified. (parental!Urahara Kisuke / fem!Naruto / de-aged!Naruto / Arrancar!Naruto) Rated T for language and a bit of blood - posted an omake

The war is over. The Balance was lost. Worlds collided. It's the Apocalypse. Ichigo wanders lost in the broken world, until he finds someone who owes him a favour.

Two years post-winter war, Ichigo Kurosaki finally recovers his lost powers as a shinigami, however the return of his powers does not go unnoticed by the soul-society. Adventure and fluff a plenty! Ichiruki main, others as and when.

Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru

After eons of infidelity, Zeus finally decides to committ to his marriage with Hera. It is the start of a new era for Olympus and the start of the life of a new God.

The Avatar awakens two years late, when only a token resistance still struggles against the Fire Nation. Katara disguises herself as a boy to follow Sokka into war. Not only must she hide her gender from her comrades, she has to help the Avatar while also dodging the creepy prince who's taken such an intense interest in her. AU for timing. Coverart by Watermistress!

Life as a ninja should be full of awesome kill-you-with-a-touch jutsu, powerful friends, and awe inspiring battles where the good guys always win, right? Wrong! It has a deceased mother, suicidal father, a rule obsessed bastard of a brother and the war looming over our heads is not helping matters. Survival is the key. Self-Insert.

It is relaxed times for the clans, prey is plentiful and seasons are pleasant, but secrets and betrayals are found in every clan, and the clans are vulnerable for cats with mis-guided ambition, while one cat has to chose between saving her clan or her own dark ambitions. I do not own Warriors, Erin Hunter does. Bad grammar and spelling in the beginning, gets much better.

Sunflowers mean unwavering faith; I did not have much faith after dying. But you're not always reincarnated as a human. Picture this: you're minding your own business when Madara possesses your body to kill people on his personal vendetta. Then you suffer the consequences by being sentenced to prison, wouldn't you be a little pissed off too? SI/OC!Kurama DISCONTINUED

Isshin visits his old friend and finds that not everything is OK. Isshin is being Isshin. Ryuuken is being self destructive. Uryuu, Ichigo are in there as well.

Meet Naruto Uzumaki, fresh off the boat from Konoha with his family and ready to make it big in Republic City which isn't as easy as it sounds in a city full of prejudice to foreigners and benders alike.

Challenge for Darkclan: Four moons since her mother had died. Three since her father had denied his only daughter. Two since her Clan had cast her and her kits out. One since those three little angels had drowned in the cruel, raging river. One, again, since her mate had chased her off in fury. She had nothing left. And she was loving hate.

Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)

What happens when you kill a Vaizard? Ichigo's inner hollow is only too happy to find out... Now with Ichigo out of the way, the newly purified Shirosaki is free to live his own life however he wants to... Not a crack fic. R&R please!

Sandstorm's reflections immediately following Firestar's death. One-shot. Allusions to FirexSand. Sort of sad yet hopeful.

The Shiki Fuujin. A forbidden technique created to summon the Shinigami. But which one? A series of independent oneshots.

After a tragic accident, it is left up to Umino Iruka to become the Jounin-sensei of Team 7.

Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.

Captain America keeps a log book on all the modern references that he has encountered since being M.I.A for 70 years. Come join as he learns today's modern references and terms with the help of his fellow Avengers! Slight crack and OOC-ness. Rated T for language.

Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.

One Shot. He's not dead. Just slightly misplaced.

Various oneshots in response to prompts from non-kink memes. Ranging from angst to fluff to humor and friendship, from G- to R-rated, from Aburame to Zabuza. Check individual stories for summaries.

When cats die, they pass on to either StarClan or the Dark Forest. But who exactly sends them there? They can't exactly get there themselves.

"Sosuke, why did things have to be this way?"- Naruto always valued loyalty above all else. Now, reborn as Kyoka Suigetsu, zanpakuto of Aizen Sosuke, his loyalty will be tested. Will he stay by his wielder's side, or betray him and save the world?

AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...

With the sudden death of Uryu's father at the hands of a Hollow there is little time before it goes after Uryu. The shattered past of the Ishida family left Uryu with a choice that could ultimately be his undoing.

Oneshot - Kakashi unwillingly participates in the Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament, thanks to a certain blonde Hokage, while Dumbledore has a little surprise prepared for the silver haired shinobi.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

Momo struggles to get stronger, learn to work with her new captain, patch up a strained friendship with Toushiro and earn the respect of other Shinigami. As she faces these challenges, she is assigned yet another responsibility: training Karin Kurosaki!

The people of Konohagakure send a message to their enemies: This will end in fire.

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

Isshin comes across every captain of the Gotei 13. Now all he has to do is avoid them. Not going to be easy seeing as every captain is looking for him now! Read and Review Please

To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change

17: What all goes on during a day in the life of Aaroniero, medical apprentice? When the patients include Grimmjow and Ulquiorra, it can't be pleasant. Is there any hope? Will Aaroniero win any wagers? And was that encyclopedia really a good gift idea?

How did Muramasa gain the zanpakutos' alliance? A look on each and every conversation he had with them. WARNING: Most chapters were written before the actual episode came out, so the story's logic may clash with the actual anime.

Ishida dreams of the blue flame and a distant voice which beckons. Gen - no pairings

Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D

Not in every universe does Ichigo choose Soul Society in favor of the real world. He was happy when he died at 121. Now its time to remember why everything seems so familiar in the afterlife.

New CH! Lesson 22: How To Get Back on the Social Ladder. The essential life-skills handbook for bright Shinigami of all ages, featuring all the subjects they didn't teach you at the Academy, but you wish they had. Reviews and ideas are very welcome.

Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!

Kabuto and Sakura walk into a bar... A cracktastic genfic set during the timeskip.

Meet me; the Copy in Copy-nin. Yeah, you heard that, Kakashi the Copy-nin. Without me, you’re just Kakashi the nin. Not so cool now, eh? ::: Kakashi's eye gets a voice; and it doesn't mind giving its opinion on everything. One-shot.

This is my take on what Naruto's first days at the academy may have been like if he was living with Minato. Overprotective Minato and chaos ensues. Read and Review!

On paper, their team doesn't exist.

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

There is an empty room in Konoha. Once, it was meant to be a nursery.

Namikaze Minato watches as his son grows up. Companion fic to Trinkets.

Someone's been leaving things for him, and Naruto doesn't know why.

Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.

Tousen Kaname had never thought to look into a mirror.

Yondaime's jutsu didn't work properly and he survived oneshot

Years before Uzumaki Naruto was born, one Namikaze Minato convinced one Orochimaru to stay in Konoha. The world changed.

Follow the adventures of Grimmjow and friends as they boldly venture into Halibel's quarters. Their mission? To catch a glimpse of just what's behind that high collar. They get more than they expected. Featuring bored Espada, many injokes, and a Couch.

Hanatarou Yamada, Soul Society's whipping boy, knows that he's a wimp. But sometimes he surprises himself. Today, he manages to surprise the 11th Division's Captain as well. A short piece about gaining Zaraki Kenpachi's respect.

What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.

When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.

Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]

The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Zaraki Kenpachi doesn't know the name of his sword, but the answer might be closer than he thinks. A cracktastic theory given form as fiction. Mild spoilers up through the end of the Soul Society arc.

Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.

Sasuke's first word...

Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.

She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours. [SasuSaku] [complete version]

20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

There's more than one way to die. Each of the shinigami has learned this the hard way.

[One shot] Ukitake summons Hitsugaya as an audience to...What? What was that?

Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.

When Aragorn entered the Halls of the Dead, he wasn't the only ones looking for the dishonoured dead...

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

Rock Lee wonders what it's like to stand on the edge of Death's precipice. Tonight, he's going to find out.

It was never quite believed that the 11th were smart. This was because they weren't. Crackfic.

It was the greatest of insults. To forcefully cram such a perfect, beautiful body as his into this...this... child.

Short Sannin fic set preseries, Jiraya and Orochimaru. A discussion on snakes.

Team 10 stumbling along the way to adulthood. Threesome.