Clinkerbellehide bio
Author has written 2 stories for True Blood. I am, like the name suggests, a nocturnal creature made out of metaphorical rock, who likes to wear a tutu and exchange small coin for multi-carat jewellery-grade diamonds. Or just a fan of everything Terry Prachett. Whatever you like best. I'm also a disappointed fangirl. As far I'm concerned anything post Dead and Gone didn't happen. Because what supposedly happened is crap. Pure, undiluted crap. The same goes for anything post season 3 TB. |
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The Living Dead by June Smith reviews
Eric's cursed- with a twist. An alternate version of Dead to the World.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,663 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
War At Heart by ChanelAddict reviews
It's mid WWI we follow Sookie as she becomes a maid for a large lavish estate in Scotland. With the prickly staff and odd residents she tries to find her way and hide her secrets. Until she stumbles upon him, and his that changes everything. This upstairs/downstairs tale has a war at heart. E/S A/U.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 177,597 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Sins of Her Brother by BobTheCat'sSister reviews
Sookie has lost almost everything because of Jason. Will she lose her freedom to a vampire because of him as well, or will Eric Northman be the answer to all her prayers? Sookie/Eric AU Will eventually be rated M.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,898 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Eric, Sookie
Beholden by ElfChef reviews
It's hard being a telepathic barmaid but Sookie Stackhouse can't complain. She has a nice life in her small town. It all goes up in smoke when a fairy blackmails her onto marrying a vampire. A vampire that could care less who she is or what she feels. Watch their unlikely story unfold. This isn't an easy love story but then again love and life seldom are.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,483 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Trust Me by Gemagination reviews
What if Sookie went to Fairyland a season earlier, at the height of her romance with Bill, right after Dallas? M rating is for chapters 8 & 14 so far.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,023 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Second Chance by TammyDevil666 reviews
Eric Northman is a marriage counselor, determined to help people in their failed relationships after witnessing the horrible divorce of his parents, but saving Sookie's marriage to Bill Compton is the last thing he has in mind.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,131 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Switched by My Secret O reviews
This story takes place near the end of LDID-book 2. Instead of the maenad's bloody massacre, she finds Sookie and Eric fighting their attraction and gives them a unique kind of madness.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,454 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Who Wants to Live Forever by Wylis reviews
Cannon AU set during 'All Together Dead'. After bonding with Eric in Rhodes, Sookie begins to have strange dreams. Could there be more to their story then Sookie ever imagined?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,903 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sookie, Eric
The Devil Wears Discount? by ChanelAddict reviews
Sookie is a VP of her family run fashion company with a icy repuation and little to no personal life.Eric is the lanky math nerd hired as her mismatched assistant.He's thrown into a life of tight deadlines, tense meetings, & insane pressure to be perfect. Will it change him or will he change it? A/U.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,232 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Hurt by Queenhaq reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is not the same after losing the people she loved. Hurt, angry, and no longer afraid, she's on a mission to make vampires pay. Dark!Sookie, Eric, Nora. Spoilers for 5x01.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sookie S., Eric N.
Six Flags Over Texas by tenchi13 reviews
What if Sookie, on her senior class trip in high school, bumped into a certain Viking Vampire? Would her opinions of the owner of Fangtasia change when they meet again? Rating may change later.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,107 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Sookie S., Eric N.
Raising Hell by lilsouris90 reviews
After the incident in the van with Bill, Sookie awakes as a vampire. How will Sookie cope with her new state of being? Probable Eric/Sookie pairing
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Sookie S., Eric N.
The King's Telepath by Sophie Myst reviews
The sequel to The Queen's Telepath; as a small child, Sookie was taken in and raised by Sophie-Anne. This is the next stage, the next part of her story. Rated M for concepts and language. Reuploaded to hopefully fix broken bits.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,216 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Long Way Round by Mandarin Fiend reviews
"Northman? What do you think you're doing?" "Dancing with the most beautiful girl at this party." Sookie saves Eric from an unpleasant situation, even though she doesn't like him. He does his best to change that. AU AH
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,440 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sookie, Eric
The Queen's Telepath by Sophie Myst reviews
At the age of eight, Sookie is the sole survivor of an accident that kills the rest of her family. Not long after, she and Gran are taken in by Sophie-Anne LeClerq, vampire Queen of Louisiana. Rated M for concepts and language.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,080 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sookie, Sophie-Anne - Complete
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Knowledge Gained reviews
More disappointed fangirl therapy: AU season 2. Eric/Sookie.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Sookie S., Eric N.
Tying a Knot reviews
Disappointed fan-girl therapy: AU season 4 with a SVM twist, featuring enemies old and new, a wedding, Pam and someone wearing a fez.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,353 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete