For people who hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY(ish), so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm blonde, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think that gay people should go to Hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE ANIT-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I must only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm a BLACK CARIBBEAN girl, so I MUST be Jamaican or Haitian
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck-up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a slut
I'm PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I have WHITE FRIENDS, so I MUST think that I'm white too
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my free time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one"
I'M EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist!
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm into THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I have a bunch of GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I have a bunch of GIRLS THAT ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt
I'm PEURTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm STRAIGHT-EDGE, so I MUST be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid
I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST smoke weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd who does homework 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe that JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMAN, so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think that I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control
I'm HALF-PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck-up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think that every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I DON'T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be albino
I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I like to wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a GUY, so I MUST be emo
I COULDN'T HURT A FLY, so I MUST be a pussy
I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone else
I hang out with TEENAGE SMOKERS AND DRINKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be a bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSS-DRESSER, so I MUST be a homosexual
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I watch PORN, so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep
I have STRAIGHT-A's, so I MUST have no social life
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the Earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype
I wear a BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a vampire
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything wrong with the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe
I'm NOT THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN SCHOOL, so I MUST be a loser
I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree-hugging hippy
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber-sex
I'm PAGEN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGEN, so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner
I have MY OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY; I MUST be wrong or misguided
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist
I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broomstick
I love SLASH, so I MUST be gay
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME, AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefor I MUST be white
I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I get GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY, so I MUST be after every straight guy around
I DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian
I love to LOOK FOR MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a stalker
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I am FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times and then burst into tears at one mistake
I don't like TALKING ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist
I'm a CUTTER, so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE
I have BEEN TO THERAPY, so I MUST be crazy
I have BEEN ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser