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Joined 08-04-12, id: 4176088, Profile Updated: 09-24-12
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Kingdom Hearts.

... INSANITY RULZ! ... Now then, since that is now out of my system... I am a Hetalia and yaoi fanKING. Yes, I am of the male species. Got a problem with that? No? Good, cause I'm the KING! BWAHAHAHAHAH!

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

(x) You're quite mean-spirited

(X) You're a bit of a hooligan

(X) You're very loyal

(x) You're very good at tactics

() You hate Russia

(x) You love to fight people

(x) You can avoid marriages quite well

(X) You're not always taken seriously

()You like drinking

(X) You want to become stronger

(... Prussia isn't nearly as majestic as me! He is so un-majesticly unawesome, he actually like drinking! HA! I am better that him!)

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

Wow, you'd never guess... I took this test a MAJESTIC test on smemeuke.com five times(just to double check, and all) and I got Flaming uke once, and Chibi Seme the other times. Majesticly awesome! But then again, I do find fun in acting obnoxiously different then what I really am like(It is a fun way to annoy my sisterXP)

99 QUESTIONS ABOUT ME!

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No! EVERYBODY ELSE IS TO UN-MAJESTICLY UNAWESOME FOR MOI!

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes... I hate Sis, Germany, and this COMPLETLY UNMAJESTIC DUDE IN MY CLASS! Off, with his head!

3) How many houses have you lived in? tFour

4) Favorite candy bar? Dark Hershey's...

6) Have you ever tripped someone?DUDE, it was so hilarious! XD

7) Least favorite school subject? ...math. I can't stand it.

8) Who is the last person that called you? lmehunmajestic sister

9) Do you own a Brittany Spears CD? Why would I own something so unmajesticly unawesome, again/!?

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? NO! So unmajestic...

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Art and stories and stuff.

12) Favorite genre of music? I like anything AWESOME and MAJESTIC!

13) What is your zodiac sign? Cancer... and my Chinese 1 is Dragun;D!!!

14) What time were you born? hmmmmm...dunnu...

15) Do you like beer? nNO! UNAWESOME! drunkies= idiots, in my opiniom

16) Ever made a prank phone call? DUDE! YOU SHOULDA HEARD THAT GUY! BWAHAHAHAHA!

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I on't own anything as unawesomely unmajestic as THAT!

18) Are you sarcastic? noooo not to much, at leastXP

19) What are your favorite colors? BLUE! BA-BA-BA-BALUE!

20) How many watches do you own? NONE! they are, like, so unmajestic. It ruins my Majestic-ness!

21) Summer or winter? WINTER! SO pretty!

23) Favorite color to wear? ba-ba-ba-ba-BALUE!

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite. Sprite is so majesticly awesome

25) What color is your cell phone? black.

26) Where is your second home? At teh Battlefield

27) Have you ever slapped someone? I Prefer punching., but yes

28) Have you ever had a cavity? ... Sadly, yes

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 0

30) How many video games do you own? 25, no wait, 30, or or, Umm... counting is for servants.

31) What was your first pet? A cat.

32) Ever had braces? NO! UNMAJESTIC!

33) Do looks matter? Yesyou have to look majestic to be majestic!

34) Do you use chapstick? Yes. So majestic!

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Mr. Bumblebee(He sounds like it), Mrs. Fuzzy-arms( YOU SHOULD SEE THOSE THINGS!), and Miss Fussy(She fussed over everything). Oh, you were talking about their real names? Umm, I just call them teacher to their faces, so, yeah. Teachers are to unmajestic to have names.

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie? ABERCROMBIE!

37) Are you too forgiving? NEVER! To forgive is to back down from a fight, and that is so unmajestic!

38) How many children do you want? 2...twins...ADUPTED!!!!!!!

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? YES!

40) Favorite breakfast meal? PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

41) Do you own a gun? OF COURSE! who doesn't- no, wait, don't answer. All those un-majestic people out there.

42) Ever thought you were in love? NO! UNMAJESTIC!

43) When was the last time you cried? I NEVER cry, it is so unmajesticly unawesome...

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Uh... Video games, read, eatt, sleep- no, I stayed up that night.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Italian food! YES!

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Yep... It was funny, Mrs. Fussy was acting like a fussy mother so I couldn't help myself.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? I AM ROYALTY! I LIVE IN ONE!

48) Nicknames? Ry. I have a simalur name to my... Sister*shudders*

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? PFFAHAHAHAHAHA SUCH AN UN-MAJESTICLY UNAWESOME NAMEXD no, I don't

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Where?

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No-wait, BANANA'S beys make me, banana's are yellew, they're eaten by the things that live in the jung, everything in the jungle is happy happy happy bees are fuzzy, bees are fatfat, bees luv tue wiggle just like thatthat

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? ... I was dead, in a way.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? nNEVER WOULD I OWN SOMETHING SO UNAWESOME! I prefer to get on youtube to listen to musicXD

62) McDonalds or Wendy's? McDonalds, sadly...

63) Do you like yourself? OF COURSE! I AM SO MAJESTICLY AWESOME!

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mo

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Ummm... SO UNAWESOMELY UNMAJESTIC! I SHAN'T ANSWER!

66) Are you afraid of the dark? NO! SO UNMAJESTIC!

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Who hasn't? Unmajestic people, thats who!XD

68) Do you own a webcam? YES!

69) Have you ever stripped? so UNAWESOME AND UNMAJESTIC! NEVER, NU-UH, NO WAY!

70) Ever broke a bone? NO! I'M TO MAJESTIC!

72) Do you chat on AIM often? What is AIM?

73) Pringles or Lays? PRINGLES!

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I break everybody's heart. I feel guilty, but I just... I can't love them... I'm sorry!

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Neither!

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Nah, she's so unmajestic.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT, 'CAUSE IF YOU ARE YOU'RE SO DEAD!

79) Do you have a birth mark? Yep.

80) Do you own a car? Yes, it's an awesome, majestic italian sports car!

81) Can you cook? no, that' what servants are for.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1) My friends...

2) ppl who think that they're AWESOMELY MAJESTIC when they obviously AREN'T!

3) idiots

83) Do you text message? nnope

84) Money or love? MONAY!

85) Do you have any scars? now I do

86) What do you want more than anything right now? ... An anime character- specifically in the anime "Hetalia"

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? ? YES!

88) Relationships or one night stands? ORelationships- so much more majestic.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yep

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Why would I own something so unawesomely unmajestic?

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Umm... My friendXP

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My sister

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? A psychopathic idiot who murdered a 22 month old.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh ? MY AWESOMELY MAJESETIC BFF'S!;DDD

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? My classmate in, like, fourth gradeXP now, I just go out to go out

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged yo? My... sister*shudders*

Well, that's it about me, your king! I am so awesomely Majestic! Aren't you jello's? Of course you're jello's!XD

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Please Stop Acting Like You Care by THIS-IS-NOT-SPARTA reviews
Antonio is the new Spanish teacher at the boarding school he used to attend. Aside from teaching, he has also been asked to befriend and mentor Lovino, a troubled teenager on a path of self destruction after causing an accident that ruined many lives. Can Antonio save him from himself, even when his own world falls apart? Suicideattempt/Bullying/selfharm
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,050 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Elizaveta Yaoi Sleepover Party! by Little Phili reviews
What happens when Hungary has a bunch of countries over for a sleepover party? I'll give you one word. Yaoi. And lots of it. Bad summary, still just read it. My OC Philippines is in it! Rating may change after each chapter. Pairing are Spamano, PruCan, GerIta, RusChina, UsUk bits of FrUk, GreecexJapan and others that I can't think of off the top of my head.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,078 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012
The Study of Humanus by ohhthegreatestblinkinglight reviews
Humanus- noun. - Any creature that falls under the genome Homine. Discovered within the last century, these 'Hybrids' as they are labeled for their humanlike body crossed with animalike characteristics and behaviors are as varied as countries of the world. There is much research being done on them and it is unsure whether they are able to procreate with human beings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,203 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Mystery Club: How it Began! by Sunshine Realness reviews
Welcome to Hetaville! We are a peaceful commun- what's this? People disappearing! Someone help! USUK RoChu AusHun PruCan & more! Some genderbending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Why, Romano? by Spamano4ever reviews
Romano's pain is finally to much, and he has convinced himself the world would be a better place without him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/9/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Meeting With Russia by Sunshine Realness reviews
Even the most impassive of countries are scared of Russia, they just won't admit it. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Norway, Russia - Complete
Peace And Quiet by mistressmawile reviews
Lovina needs peace and quiet now that she's at school where she is bullied a lot by a group of popular preppy girls. The only reason they pick on her is because she has somehow won the heart of Antonio Carriedo, a hot Spaniard student. Will she ever get her peace and quiet that is needed?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Recording Pervert by MovieVillain reviews
Kaito records Lucia taking a bath in her mermaid form.
Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Kaito D., Lucia N. - Complete
The Cosplay Switcheroo by FallingDown98 reviews
Switzerland and Liechtenstein got to New York for a world conference. Something happens and Switzerland ends up with Liechtenstein cosplayer while her friends find the real Liechtenstein.Chaos ensues and the secret of the nations has been revealed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland
Never Say No One by Mafia Sable reviews
None of the families wanted to keep him more than a week. Antonio was determined to change that. Lovino has a secret though, and it is because of it that he acts how he does. "It's almost as if you want people to hate you, Lovi..." Rating may go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
You're the One by lucylu101 reviews
Sora and Roxas have left their old lives behind them and moved to a new area with their foster mom. Trying to fit in is hard enough, but what is even worse is when their past comes back for them. Luckily, they made a few friends who might be able to help.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,927 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Words I Couldn't Say by KakashiFangirlOfDOOM reviews
Why was he so terrible? Why couldn't he just tell him those three little words? SpaMano! Rated T for Lovi's mouth. Yaoi; don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Falling by Frostwhisker reviews
Antonio always comes up with the stupidest ideas. But sometimes, the suffering his brainless schemes can cause is worth it in the end. AU Spamano. Fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
When Tomatoes Meet Pasta by Candied sweets xD reviews
Antonio, heir to a wealthy food corporation, is forced to run an old restaurant or be disowned. Lovino, in desperate need of money, convinces Antonio to hire him. Soon, feelings spark, but will Lovino and Antonio's family accept this homosexuality?Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,075 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Genteel Stick Society by Mega-Prindel-of-Doom reviews
Jayfeather and Germany are united in their love for sticks, transcending genre and all common sense. Hence, they present to you, their stick society! I suck at summaries. Do note that this is meant to be a crack-fic. Chapter 3 up! With 4th wall breaking!
Crossover - Warriors & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Jayfeather, Germany
The Beastly Beauty by Vampire Scooby reviews
Even with his horrid personality, he was very beautiful, so people called him Beauty. When people called him this, he smacked them so hard that they forgot what ‘Beauty’ meant." Fractured Fairy Tale. Spain and Romano as Beauty and the Beast.Sparo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Butterfly's Rap by Jewelieishness reviews
...Because Lanhua doesn't really like the Mermaid Princesses, you see. Rated for language...just a short quickie that might have you cackling.
Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
One Blew over Haruka's House by Sailor Dragon Torque reviews
Haruka and her friends try to save her mom from a seductive conartist, with very funny results. Please read and review. No flames please.
Noein - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Haruka, Asuka - Complete
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Nobody
Roxas thinks Nobody is his only company. Axel thinks otherwise. Based off a poem. Might continue, might not.(if continued will change to T)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Roxas, Axel
Home? reviews
Human AU. Lovi is a homeless boy. His brother was recently tooken in by Ludwig but Lovi didn't trust the German. Not long after, a certain Spaniard slowly wins the tempemantal Italian over. Read as They're relationship progresses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Island of False Truths reviews
The countries are stuck on a new island... Filled with deadly creatures and deseases. What's worse? On this island, the only way out is death... Which the countries are now fully capable of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2012
ToD Hetalia reviews
THE KING HAS BROUGHT YOU A MAJESTIC ToD! With mein sister as a cohost... T.T Anyways, pm me dares!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012