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Joined 01-29-04, id: 530252, Profile Updated: 10-01-11
Author has written 2 stories for Labyrinth, and Once Upon a Time.

Well hello their everyone. For those of you reading this I thank you.

I would like to apologize for the following: grammar, misspelling, confusing plot lines, long updates, and small attention span.

Also I would like to note that my 'imagination flow" is blocked or has run out of "umphf". Please be patient as I update my stories.

Thank You for you time

Anime and Toons

I HAVE SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!Thank you so much for believing in my story. I will continue to write because this has given me hope.

Well for anyone reading this far I suppose that you deserve to know a bit about me, as a person. This will be written in RANT form. Do not take this to seriously, it is not meant to scare you.

I am 23/f/Louisiana. I do not want to be in Louisiana, but my husband was placed here by the military. I could have stayed in Colorado, I should have stayed, but I needed to get away from my older brothers (who are complete dicks) my mom is cool tho. I hate Louisiana it is hot, sticky, muggy, buggy, and I cannot understand what the people are saying. Seriously, it is like everyone just slurs their words together because they are to g*d damn lazy to say a full sentence. Hey Louisiana people, saying the same thing over again will not make me understand what you just said, pronounce the words correctly and we wont have issues. Also it is so flipping boring down here. In Denver we have museums, zoos, sculpture parks, festivals, excellent dinning, and what a view of those beautiful mountains; snowboarding, fishing, hiking, biking, and camping oh my. In the town that I will name S, we have a race track, casinos, um... a few museums, and shopping (not very good shopping), unless you have money there is not much to do. Plus there are no natural wonders here, it is flat, a hill here or there, but flat as far as the eye can see. Oh the River will do some funny things and make the whole area smell of poo. The winters suck, it is bone freezing cold and no snow. What kind of winter has no snow at all?!

At the moment I do not have a job, well a 'real' job, one that pays. I am a domestic engineer (housewife), that means that I spend my time cooking, cleaning, taking care of the dogs, budging out our small income to cover bills, food ect. I know what your thinking, "if you don't have a job then why does it take so long for you to write and update?". Well the answer is simple 'Mr. Ask-the-Obvious-Question', the answer is that I am lazy and a procrastinator. I read fan fictions half way through, and start protects with the materials in front of me, and then stop them before I have even begun. Some say it is because I don't plan ahead, I say that I have a tiny attention span and get bored very (very) easily. This happens with everything, from video games, to cooking projects. Don't rely on me if you need something done by a certain time, what you can expect is me to get the thing done eventually.

Lets see, we have covered where I live, my 'occupation', what am I missing? Oh how about school? Yes college, that was a fun time. I remember college, just like high school only a bit more chill. The teachers were friendly and did their job well, not to mention the courses weren't that hard, and they don't pressure you like high school teachers do. Ah my college days, when I had to go for half a day the could do whatever the rest of the day. Oh wait, your asking what did I study. I studied Culinary Arts, the art of preparing food. Man that was cool, I learned how to make wedding cakes and meals fit for a king. I earned three Associates degrees and was working on getting a business degree VIA Metro State College in Denver. I was looking forward to continuing my education whilst I lived in the south with my new Hubby, however the colleges down here are absolute crap. No business programs, no culinary arts programs, not even a cake decorating class at Jo Ann's or Michaels. I am not going to waste money on an online college. ergggg. Have I mentioned that I hate Louisiana.

"If you have 3 degrees in Culinary Arts then why don't you work in a restaurant or bakery?" Thanks again 'Captain Obvious', that is a good question. Why don't I just pop on down to any restaurant and demand that they hire me? Well because the economy sucks and restaurants don't want to hire a new person when they already have 4 people doing the same job for 1/3rd of the paycheck that I am asking for. All the jobs in the market in this town are either server (I cannot be a waitress, I am not a people person) or a trucker. Also I cannot get to said job because we have one car, and we live in the boonies (12 miles in the middle of nowhere, thanks military housing). So unless my husband or I can teleport to work I am stuck here.

Besides, I did have a job at the 'local' store on the base. I had to get up at 5 am to drop off my husband, drive back and wait for my shift, drive to work, have my husband walk over from his job to drive home, wait around for my shift to end, then drive back and pick me up. That was 3 trips to and from the house, the money we spent on gas vs what I was making as a store associate barely broke even (gas aint cheap people). So I did what any person who worked retail would do, I quit. Don't work retail, it will kill you from the inside, dealing with customers will make you want to scream in their faces "Your not as special as you think you are, buy your crap and get out," "Have a nice day." LOL I could go on about how much I hate retail, I have been working that crap for 7 years.

If you have any questions, don't be afraid just drop me a message, and I will gladly respond.

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It Was in the Stars by hallowedmaiden reviews
Fate intervenes to its fullest extent, immediately after orchestrating one of its finest performances of torture that the world has ever seen, laughing maniacally as it watches them descend into insanity, then smiling when the two pirates finally cross the line into bliss. Fate has done well. Set in The Scythe's Song-verse. Jack and Lizzie's first time. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 11/6/2017 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Teardrop Of Immortality by linalove reviews
When power and immortality are so close, what will one choose? One treasure, one tear and a mermaid that makes him question his every step and everything he always believed in. Jack Sparrow/OC Rated M. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,584 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC - Complete
The Tshirt incident: Retaliation & Escalation by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Sequel to 'the T-shirt Incident' fic and the 'Jareth's Tshirt' pic. Goading the Goblin King into a twitching fury is the sort of dangerous idea that can get a girl into very, very hot water indeed... Utterly JxS. EDIT 11-08: PART DEUX begins at last!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007
The Birds' Nest by Willofthewisp reviews
The cabin is a ship's heart and Elizabeth has been in the cabin of the Pearl many times, under many different circumstances. But each time becomes more magical until the captain of the ship has no choice but to make it her home. J/E. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
PotC: The White Cole by Wastin Mytime reviews
This be a tale for all ye Jack Sparrow lubbers. There be action, adventure, and some romance too. Watch out fer adult material. Ye be warned.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 91,948 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Complete
The Baby's Got A Secret by missgraceless reviews
COMPLETE. DG fic in the view of, mainly, the trio. Ginny has a secret and the trio is determined to find out what it is. IMPORTANT LAST CHAPTER. Upon review, the story's rating has been pushed down to 'T.' BUT DO BEWARE OF LANGUAGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,380 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Flight of the Thestrals by GD-7 reviews
Plagued by insomnia, Draco spends his nights soaring through the sky over Hogwarts. What happens when he runs into Ginny one night? R for reason. DMGW, some 'slash' between BZRW (but these chapters are well marked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 74 - Words: 520,137 - Reviews: 2799 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Race Against Time by Deana reviews
An elf swore revenge on Thranduil for a deed that was not the King's fault. Millennia later, the elf gets his terrible revenge...on Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 80,768 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Lonely Hearts by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Shooter has fled Mort's mind and left gaps in his heart. Now Mort is lonely. What will he do to find and keep the woman of his dreams? The answer: anything! warning: sexual content!
Secret Window - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,310 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
The Strongest Ties by Sylvannastar reviews
Kagome never gets a break! Now, she is fighting demons on both sides of the well! And not all of them are enemies...a Xover with YYH and a KagKur (Chapter 60 up)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 168,162 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Kagome H.
Magic in the Caribbean by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
JackOC story: A pickpocket witch robs our favorite pirate captain. To repay the money, what will she have to do, and will love follow?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,943 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Complete
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Stories That Must Not Be Told
There are many popular stories that are told over and over again, bringing hope and joy to many. However, there are some unpopular stories that are not worth repeating, for they make the listening shake in fear or worse. Henry and the town of StoryBroke finds out that not all stories want to be told, some want to be forgotten, or erased completely.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2016
Just Giving Up reviews
Is it all really worth it? Is it worth trying to convince the girl of your dreams that you love her? If she always hates you, is it worth fighting for?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
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