If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC (CONTINUED IN PART 2 - FOREVER THE FALLEN FAN!)

DISCONTINUED / "Just what exactly do you mean by 'like.'" -Izaya/OC- Rika Kigami was just your average cafe owner, well as average as someone living a life in the city of Ikebukuro could be. But when the likes of Orihara Izaya all too suddenly decides to keep her around, average is no longer an option.