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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Hey everyone! I'm writing the 8th chapter for HTWTHOTBWL right now and I'm about half way done. It's coming along pretty well so just be patient! Remember reviews make me write faster. ;) If any of you are looking for somethign new to read look on my favorite story list! If you like my story, you'll love the ones on my list. Feel free to im me. My screenname is qtprincess43521. HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE IS AMAZING! You have to see it right now! I just edited all of my previous chapters and am now writing the 8th. I advise youto read them but you don't have too. |
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A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,258 - Reviews: 2719 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
One Night by PotterAnon reviews
Ginny can't deny it, and neither can she ignore it. She is twenty two, and very, very horny. But after one, glorious night, she realises she might have missed someone right in front of her eyes. WARNING: SEX SCENES. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Opportunities by LoveMeMadly reviews
Ginny is sick of Draco, but will a couple of nights locked together in the same room change her mind, and even possibly her life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Strawberries & Bubblegum by ForbiddenTreasures reviews
One day Draco Malfoy comes to terms with his newfound obsession with strawberries. The only problem is figuring out what he's going to do about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Match Me by falling into you reviews
[COMPLETE]When Draco Malfoy discovers his mother is dying and her last wish is to see him happily married with children, he signs up with a matchmaking service. Will he find love with the one woman who doesn’t believe in it? DracoGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,584 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Weasel and the Kneazle by Davesmom reviews
IN PROGRESS (books 1-4) Upgraded again for content. Ginny finally gets a pet of her own. But the little creature seems to have two personality flaws; she has a nose for trouble and seems to like Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,652 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Vindicated by omelette du fromage reviews
Ginny and Draco onced shared a romance, but things have changed since then. A short storysongfic based on the song Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Stolen Moments by mem0rycafe reviews
Oneshot. DG. It was about hidden secrets and unspoken desires. It was about muffled screams and whispered names. It was about want and need.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Fan Mail Anonymous by hotpinkflamingo reviews
What if the students and professors of Hogwarts answered fan mail? You would get this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004
His Obsession by rain-days reviews
Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini have been friends for years. That comes to an aburt hault when Draco learns of Blaise's obession with Ginny Weasley. While Blaise is trying to win her, by any means needed, Draco is trying to protect her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Morning After by imsoka reviews
Draco makes an entrance... the morning after. Pure fluff. In fact, so fluffy it may just consist of air. DG OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Not Another Karaoke Contest by BeachBum754 reviews
This is not a karaoke contest! But it does include a whole bunch of parodies of (mostly) well-known songs, sung by HP people! Features Voldie rapping, Hermione ranting, and Ron being jealous, among other things!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,980 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 7/29/2003
A New Era by wallawalla reviews
UPDATED! GinnyDraco. Kinda fluffy and nice. rated for sex and language. Full of glory, and romance! Pleaase read I know you'll like it! Careful, there IS some smut. But its sexy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,433 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Fifteen Years by PotterAnon reviews
Harry and Ginny start something in the Common Room when Ginny finds him there in the middle of the night. Contains sexual scenes. First posted fanfic, be gentle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4717 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hermione's Helping Hand by StealThisFic reviews
COMPLETE. Hermione helps set things right after Ron's Charms homework goes horribly awry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Baby Draco by SilverFangs reviews
Curiosity killed the cat. But for Draco, it was fate worse than death when he was accidentally turned into an eight-month-old baby and found himself in the care of the Weasleys. (It was previously deleted). Rating revised for precaution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,747 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Snape's Hogsmeade Weekend by Aqua Blue reviews
Snape makes a rare trip to Hogsmeade for the first time in months. Unfortunately, he seems to keep crossing paths with a certain couple. See how Snape reacts when he can't get away from Draco and Ginny and their everlasting displays of affection. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Love, With a Spoonful of Milk & Way Too Much Sugar by Brinkixsh reviews
Love never worked out the right way. Everyone knew that. Look what happened to his mother. Being pretty was nothing else except for just one thing. Ginny Weasley was pretty, nothing else, and he promised himself it was just one thing... DM-GW. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,499 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Brash and Bitter by drowning goldfish reviews
postOotP. 'Harry blinked. He blinked again. Ginny – calm, collected Ginny – gave him an expectant look. He was stiff as a board and he had never blushed so hard in his life. He felt rather 'sure that at any given moment he was going to spontaneously comb
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hershey's Kisses by Aqua Blue reviews
Some Draco and Ginny fluff and fun involving Hershey’s Kisses. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Wonderful Weasleys by Adelaide E reviews
In a Weasley's world, teasing, taunting, and causing teethgnashing stress are quaint and accepted ways of showing love. Despite her long history with the clan, Hermione still hasn't become fully accustomed to the practices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Bloody Brilliant by Adelaide E reviews
Ever wonder where those Mary Sues come from? No, it's not when one bad story and another bad story love each other very much...Ever wonder what motivates such mindnumbing fanfiction? Harry doesn't. He's just happy to be so popular.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Discovering Distraction by Adelaide E reviews
Ron has become more annoying than usual. And everybody knows annoying is a close sibling of sexy. Wait...it's not? Crap. Now Hermione's overactive mind has to find another reason to explain why she found him so distracting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Aflame by Davesmom reviews
IN PROGRESS...books 15 sort of Ginny had a bad day, and two Slytherins seem determined to make it worse. Chapter 2 up, caution for very bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,370 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Ginny W., Blaise Z.
Masquerade by draigonfire reviews
COMPLETED In one night, two very different lives unexpectedly intertwined with the aid of lust, love, and 50 million galleons. Now, six years later, one truth does remain: nothing can be hidden forever. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,576 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Like Magic by Tinkerbellhp07 reviews
James Potter... was a character in my life. I hated him, I loathed him, I desired him, and I loved him. My name is Lily Evans, and this is my life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,268 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 6/27/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I'm not bitter, I'm just contemplating by mulaNa reviews
I’m not bitter. Really, I am not. After all, I’m just his best friend. His buddy. His comrade and all that jazz. But is it so hard for him to notice that I am a girl? –From Angelina’s point of view-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Angelina J., George W.
Insanity by quitesirius reviews
Ron rants to Harry over the insanity one Miss Hermione Granger causes him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Ah Yes, Bravery by quitesirius reviews
Ron and Hermione spend an afternoon in the library, and Ron finds himself searching for bravery.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
MP II: Rules of Attraction by Snowman1400 reviews
(Sequel) Ginny and Harry sharing a room? This seems familiar! They're all at Ron's wedding, but is it to the right girl? Hermione doesn't think so! And why didn't anyone know inviting the twins was a BAD idea? Drama, fluff, laughter, and you-know-what!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The many loves of Ginny by nmffnurse reviews
Supposedly experienced Draco gets schooled in the game of love by Miss Ginny Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Forbidden Fruit by DragonsMistress reviews
Draco and Ginny have to face the consequences of their secret relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,748 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Nighttime Explorations by Yazethet reviews
Draco in an invisibility cloak. Ginny in her nightshirt. Need I say more? Perhaps so. Takes place in Draco's 7th year and Ginny's 6th.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Last Night of A Bachelor by nmffnurse reviews
On the eve of his wedding to Pansy Parkinson, Draco mulls over the past and magically wakes up to find himself married to a certain redhead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Sometimes by Liebling reviews
‘ He’d see her at the foot of his bed and proclaim: “Bloody Sunday.” And that made her giggle. But it was just a bit of talking . . . just a bit of talking . . .’ (RW&HG)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Serpent, the Witch and the Cupboard by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE IN 2...(Books 1-4) A prefect on patrol, a game of 'Spin the Bottle', and anything could happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Rites of Spring by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE IN ONE (books 1-4) Ginny performs a springtime ritual. Draco watches, amused, while Ron is ready to panic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Meet the Parents by She's a Star reviews
The summer after seventh year, Lily takes James home to meet her parents. Nothing could go wrong, right? Well...not necessarily. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,826 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2002 - Published: 1/1/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Colour of Her Knickers by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE...(books 1-4) Ginny is ready to start her sixth year. She's over Harry and feeling confident that this year will be her best, yet. How wrong can the first day of school go? She's about to find out. FINISHED! Rating upgraded for mention of v
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,203 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/23/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Makeover by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE...(books 1-34) Draco needs help with Herbology; Ginny needs help with Harry. They agree to help one another, but sometimes what we want isn't what we need. PG 13 for two curse words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon Kisses by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE...(books 1-3 or 4) Ginny takes a dare, but it doesn't end up quite like she thought. I wrote this when I should have been working on beyond redemption. Sorry, back to work now!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
How to Win the Heart of the Boy Who Lived reviews
Ginny's 6th year has just begun and only thing needed to make her life perfect is the heart of Harry Potter. The perfect way to do that: jealousy. And who can do the job better than Harry's worst enemy? DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.