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Joined 11-16-08, id: 1743890, Profile Updated: 09-21-12
Author has written 14 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter.

I am a person (a girl, to clear that issue up), who lives in a place, who was born on a date, who writes.

That's all that matters, yeah?


To Whomever It May Concern: alright, I know you've probably heard this a million and two times, but please review. You don't know how much it makes my day when I get reviews.

Heck, I get happy when I get hits.

But when I get favorites, and not reviewed, I'm just like, "WHY DO YOU LIKE IT?! WHY DO YOU DENY MY FRAGILE EGO YOUR LOVE?!"

So, review, please!


So, right now I'm only going to be posting one-shots, and possibly another chap to Slytherin, should my muse feel so inclined. I've just got a lot of work to do, now that school's back up, and I've alway been a flighty writer.

UPDATE: I've decided to clean up a few of my more... unrefined pieces. So far, the ones that have been rehauled are: Chap One of Random Musings (because I couldn't even think about that without cringing), The Rain, and Human.

I also deleted A Dance Round the Menora Tree and The Lady of Narnia, because for some reason people were still viewing them, and I didn't want people to read something I wasn't proud of.


Anyone who thinks that I'm most likely bipolar from writing fics like The Random Musings to Alone is...

probably right.

But in the immortal words of Sylvie Langret,

STOP JUDGING ME!

Just to be clear, I am perfectly happy. I just vent my inner angst via writing, that's all.


Sorry, but I had to.

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Not mine, but I still like it ;)


If you scrolled down here, I love you! :p I would give you virtual cookies, but I ate them... I REGRET NOTHING!

Ladida... oh, are you still reading? You're so nice. I love people like you. It warms my heart.

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The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 6,498 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
We Need To Stop Meeting Like This by MaySoFarAway reviews
Once upon a time, a girl met a god. And then that girl's lab assistant met that god's buddy. A tale told in explosions and Magnetic Fields songs. More light-hearted than my usual fare!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,917 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Darcy L., Fandral - Complete
I Take My Chances by seren23 reviews
Darcy Lewis co-owns Green Thumb plant nursery with her grandmother. When the nursery is threatened by bad guys, there's only one thing to do: Call in the guys with a plan. No, not those guys. The other guys. The Avengers as the A-Team AU all-human .
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,055 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Sunday Mornings by Timekpr reviews
Natasha hates, or loves, Sunday mornings. A Clint/Natasha/Steve story for all ages.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Forgotten Patchworked Quilts by Cadid423 reviews
"The Sorting is a very important ceremony because, while you are here, your house will be something like your family within Hogwarts." Because Seamus Finnigan has alway been a family man - he just forgets sometimes. A look into the mind of Seamus Finnigan: set in fifth year. Rated T for swearing. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Seamus F., Harry P. - Complete
Flying Monkeys by Thimble reviews
The inevitable, horrifying debriefing. "Is this some kind of hobby for you?  Planning our imminent destruction?"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Maria Hill
Bad Team! by BlatantBookworm reviews
It started as a way to get Robin to stop vanishing during missions. Then Robin decided to get payback on Wally. Before they knew it, each of the team had a flaw that was trying to be fixed with the power of spray bottles.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
An Open Letter from Lucius Malfoy by Imbeni reviews
Lucius wishes to clear a few things up to the fan fiction community.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Lucius M. - Complete
Dog People by RenkonNairu reviews
In which Wolf meets Krypto. - Many thanks to Santopecado for the cover art.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,699 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Wolf, Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Six Types of Reviewers by MizSphinx reviews
The title speaks for itself. A short guide on reviewing, I suppose. Not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Azkaban by Writ-in-Fire-and-Ice reviews
A mysterious lady appears on a depressing island and changes the course of history forever. And, maybe, just maybe, history's been changed for the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
The Godly Guide to Writing Fanfiction by storm-brain reviews
In which Aish Sheva, Zoe Nightshade, Theia47 and storm-brain go interview the gods about writing tips. Features Apollo on characters, Athena on plot, Ares on cliches, Aphrodite and Artemis debating the use or romance, and more. **needs rewrite**
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Apollo, Athena
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,969 - Follows: 8,828 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 6,826 - Follows: 1,424 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Black Dwarfs, Blue River by elecktrum reviews
Relating the story of King Edmund's first diplomatic success, how he learned a craft, and why his older brother is known throughout the Black Dwarf clan as Nancy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,726 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Claustrophobia by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
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An Old Memory reviews
Severus never forgave himself for letting Lily go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Slytherin reviews
When did Slytherin change from the house of the "devious and cunning" to house of the "fanatical mini-Death Eater purebloods"?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Theodore N.
Rage Against the Dying of the Light reviews
In the course of the Wizarding Wars, Neville Longbottom was little more than collateral damage. But that didn't mean he wasn't affected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Neville L. - Complete
The Battle Was Over, But the Scars Not Yet Healed reviews
Neville felt that the worse part of the war was when it was all over, when the dust had settled, and you had to acknowledge what you had lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
These Broken Dreams reviews
Astoria had given up on trying to slow her fall; all she could do was shut her eyes and dread the impact.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Astoria G., Colin C. - Complete
Seriously! reviews
Astoria Greengrass has had quite enough of this "Reading the Books" thing, thank you very much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Astoria G., Dolores U. - Complete
Desperate reviews
Narcissa Malfoy loved her son, and she would do anything to protect him. Anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Pigwidgeon reviews
Ron had gotten his first owl. If it even was an owl, that is...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
The Random Musings of an ADHD Child reviews
Do you really think a summer camp full of ADHD children with pointy objects would be so serious?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Travis S.
The Laughing Man reviews
They say that Sirius Black never stopped laughing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
Stargazer reviews
Thousands of years passed; generations of mortal, deity, and creature all come and gone under the same sky.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012
The Rain reviews
The only place Luna Lovegood was ever herself was in the rain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Human reviews
Because most people forgot that beneath the heroics and swagger, Clarisse de la Rue was a human.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Clarisse R. - Complete
Alone reviews
Ari's father had left him. He was all alone. And they knew it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Ari B. - Complete