![]() Hello fellow fanfictioners! (Is that even a word?) A few things about me! -I am a girl -I am a christian -I love all animals -I like food -I like fishing -I love to read -My favorite season is winter, for no real reason... -I like baking -I like to rake leaves/shovel snow -I'm in the range of 12-17 so yeah... -I live in the U.S.A And now we enter the copy and paste section! Remember when getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground? If you have your own little world inside your head that no one else in the world is aloud to come into, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (trying to figure out if this is bad) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony... If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sIɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI 98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think hair color doesn't determine how smart you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read this, copy this into your profile. If you wanna go back to the Viking age, copy and paste this into your profile. (basically any time...) If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time people, all the time.) If you have ever thought of something funny and started laughing aloud copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. (It gets annoying but I used to do it) If you and your sibling(s) have the most intense sibling rivalry, then copy and paste this into your profile. I love winter, especially watching people suffer from California. (Copy and Paste if you love winter!) I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love. PJO Fans/ Normal people! NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
-Even Cat goddesses growl at birds and chase balls. -The 5 elements are fire, water, earth, air and cheese. -Children of rival gods can fall in love. -It's possible to laugh even in Tartarus. -No one really knows why the Ancient Egyptians didn't use vowels. -Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze-dried ice cream. -Eating fruit bats can be bad for your health. -Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. -The Set animal does not like to be called Leroy. -Anubis does not like to be called a dog. -Yes, that 12 year old in the snow jacket is a goddess. -The 6 year old by the fire, is a goddess too. -Jackal-headed gods can be attractive. -Math teachers really are monsters. -Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage.) -It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. -Elvis was a magician. (yes, really) -Houdini escaped Tartarus. -Do not trust waterbed salesmen. -Boomerangs can cast spells. -It's possible to gamble moonlight. -Even the ferry man wants a raise. -The fee for the ferry across the Styx is charged to your credit card. -Rainbows have power. -Voices in your head are normal if you're an Egyptian. -Egyptian Godlings have the clearest sight. -Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely. -Underwater kisses are better than normal ones. -Even plants can wage war. -It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic in charge of a warship. -You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks to make a splint. -Even in Roman form, Mr. D wants to turn Percy into a dolphin. -The thousand year old girl doesn't understand what it means to look for a dam snack bar. -3 kids can really drown in a big bathtub. -Don't blow your nose when someone is being chased by skeletons. -Holding the sky will give you gray hair. -The pen can be as mighty as the sword. -The sun chariot is a sports car. -Be wary of old women cutting yarn. Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the halls? Just committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. That boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs yesterday? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. That old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them? Guess what, you don't. Re-post if you are against bullying. I'll bet 98% of you don't, there may be 2% with a heart. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset cna be a taotl mses and yuo cna sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Fi yuo cna raed tihs add tihs to yrou’e porflie. |
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