eeellllooo pplz out there in da world!! XD heeh and welcome to my profile

there's propraly not anything exiting on my profile yet, buuuut there will be when i get off my laisy ass and starts working on one XD

name: camilla

"other" names: cammy, milla, majkat, seiza and alot more

age: 15

gender: female (thought alot of pplz said i look like a boy... _)

jobs: siiingiiiing~

hobbys: ma homiezz XD, shopping (weird huh??), watching anime, reading manga, drawing, karate, drawing, singing, drawing, reading fanfic's and drawing
and of course: YAOI!! nosebleed yup XD dat ish shome hot butt sex X3

ehh what else, what else... well cant come up with anything right now so...

oh and heres where you can find me:

youtube: majkat3

narutouzumaki-rpg.coolbb.net: seiza geri uchiha

and um... some others i dont remember o.O

"You're just 31 flavors of dumb, aren't you?"

"Even though he's gone, you can still hear the stupid."

"Wake Up, Read, Eat, Read, Go to School, Read, Eat, Read, Go to Sleep, Repeat"

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!.

If you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

"learn to aprreciate what you have, before time forces you to aprreciate what you had." - (one of my friends)

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I can.

This is my clone. I'm actually someplace else, having a much better time.

Loosing is Natures way of saying you suck.

If your not living on the edge, you're taken up to much space.

Sayings on t-shirts suck.

Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

Its only a gambling problem if I am loosing.

The voices in my head are telling me to kill you.

La la la la I can't hear you.

(on a Tide die t-shirt) I just killed a clone.

Caution: does not play well with others.

Ask me if I care...

Save oxygen shut the hell up!

C.S.I. Can't Stand Idiots.

If you don't shut up I am seriously gonna eat you.

You cry I cry, you laugh I laugh, You jump off a cliff I laugh even harder.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you but a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because your gay isn't it?"

Best Friends! Why yes, we act like losers in public!

Everyone has a wild side but me and my friends just prefer to make ours public.

Haha. I don't get it.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

I'll try being nicer, when you start being smarter.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juices in your enemies eyes.

Please go away I'm allergic to losers.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Friends will always be like: "You deserve better." But a best friends will be prank calling him saying, "You will die in seven days."

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny and make a huge loser of yourself in public.

Ha ha! I'm running with scissors. Ow my eye.

Taste the rainbow eat crayons.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I was going to take over the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Guess what? Duck butt! Ha ha Sasuke.

Yea I'm a looser but the coolest looser you will ever meet!

Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary, leadership. So basically were all screwed.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make super lemons.

Be nice to your kids they choose your nursing home.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Multi tasking, screwing up several things at once.

Stress is when you wake up screaming, then realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Break my heart? I'll break your neck!

So let me get this straight your not gay but your boyfriend is?

Don't drink and drive, you might spill the drink.

Take a risk run with scissors.

I'm the type of girl who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but screams at the top of my lungs when the waffles pop out of the toaster.

I hear voices and they don't like you!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... (DUDE! That guy just got PONED!)

He said:“I hit the nail right on the head didn’t I?"

She said:“I think you were hit in the head, but with something considerably larger than a nail”

I used to listen to my parents but the nice stranger with the candy changed my mind.

Who needs love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Suicide: man's way of telling God 'You can't fire me! I quit!'

Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky I thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia, then start worrying.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." -George S. Patton

The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.

Light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you throw hard enough.

I laugh in the face of death... Maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

Friends/Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OBSESSION~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You Know You're Obsessed With Naruto When...

1. You go to the tattoo parlor and demand that they tattoo a cursed seal mark on you.

2. You go to great lengths to get plushies of every character on the show, even the filler episode characters. And if you cant find any, you travel all the way to Japan to demand one.

3. Every time you see a snake you shout, "MANDA!!" or "OROCHIMARU!!"

4. You name your pet snake Orochimaru and tell you friends that he and you are going to take over the city.

5. You start to use the characters names as substitutions for verbs. (Ex. Sasuke \emo\)

6. You actually spend 5 days straight watching the Naruto series from to beginning to latest episodes, no breaks.

7. Every slug you see reminds you of Katsuyu.

8. When you parents ask you what you're going to do for collage you reply that you're going to join the Akatsuki, they have donuts!

9. You start a petition to hold a Chuunin exam for PE class.

10. You spy in the girls/boys locker-room convinced that you cant be seen because you previously had use Nozokimi no Jutsu, or Peeping Tom Technique

11. When people harass you, you jump at them and threaten that you know every jutsu there is.

12. You really know every jutsu there is (and some even only found on the internet) by heart.

13. You know Gen'yumaru's birthday.

14. You actually believe that you're a Naruto character.

15. While out on a sea trip, you convince the captain to let you off in shark-infested waters, claiming that you'd be fine and that you would just walk home on the water.

16. You go into the woods and try to jump from tree-to-tree, only to break a few bones.

17. You get a dog just to teach it ninja tricks.

18. You spontaneously find times to practice your shuriken throwing...and end up hitting people instead of your targets.

19. Whenever someone does something great, you exclaim that, "The power of youth is great!" Even if it's an old lady who just got BINGO. (oh, yes!)

20. You track down and buy an original Japanese version of Ichi Ichi Paradise.

21. Whenever birds fly out of the woods you exclaim, "BIRDS!! Nejis close!" then you ran off in a random direction to hunt down the hottie -- uh, I mean Hyuuga, Hyuuga, heh-he.

22. You mistake the word hottie for any of the male characters or, if you're a guy, female characters.

23. After playing a prank on someone, you throw powder down on the ground and run away, serious that you had properly executed Shunshin no Jutsu (Body Flicker Technique), only to find out that you had thrown too much powder and are now choking.

24. You go to the FBI, sneak in, and bomb the place with clay birds filled with gunpowder, accusing them that they were 'Keeping the general public from their ninja positional.'

25. You go to a welder and special order earrings just like Orochimaru's.

26. You brake about every bone in your body trying to be Konoha's Blue Beast.

27. You cry every time your favorite character is hurt and/or dies. (and every other random minor character, lol)

28. You're constantly talking to/ making comments about the characters when you're watching TV.

29. You know the exact number of hairs of Gaara's head. (o.O how'd you find that out...I'D WANT TO KNOW!)

30. You actually try to use Kuchiyose no Jutsu, cutting you finger with your teeth and everything (kudos to whoever can actually do this!!)

31. You don't even have to be asleep to dream of the Naruto characters.

32. You tell everybody that one-day you'll be married to one of the characters.

33. You threaten bullies that you can use genjustu, ninjutsu, AND taijustu altogether.

34. You take a whole year making a life-size, weird-looking, puppet, only to have it fall apart on you; so you give up and go for a more Sasori-like approach: using human beings.

35. You dedicate most of your life trying to make a grain of sand move.

CRAZY! I was crazy once. They put me in a round rubber room. I died there. They put me in dirt. Dirt has worms. Worms make you CRAZY!!

CRAZY! I was crazy once. They locked me up in a rubber room. There was a dot on the wall. I counted that dot. One. One. One. One. One. It drove me crazy. CRAZY!

THE GAME!

Rule 1: You are playing The Game

Rule 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose

Rule 3: Loss must be announced

By the way,You just lost the game!

Top 7 things to do to your room mate! Try 'em out!

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.