This is a joint account, and if you want more stories like these, we can be found under the profiles Emyraz.A.Lacea, and LilyGold23. Thank you!

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The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I’m at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go.

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I promise to remember Sabrina,

Whenever I blow a gasket

I promise to remember Briar Rose,

When I see someone in a casket

I promise to remember Puck,

When I hear the word "fairy"

I promise to remember Bess,

Whenever I'm in a dairy

I promise to remember Granny

When I see an old lady with a flower in her hair

I promise to remember Veronica,

Whenever someone gives me a glare

I promise to remember Daphne

When I have no earthly cares

I promise to remember Uncle Jake,

Whenever I see someone mourn

I promise to remember Mirror,

When I see someone with a heart of thorns,

I promise to remember Charming,

Whenever I see a cocky guy

I promise to remember Tobias Clay

When I see a sad guy sigh

I promise to not kidnap baby boys

For Basil Jr.'s sake of course,

I promise to remember Moth,

Whenever I see someone use an evil force

I promise to remember TSG,

Wherever I may go,

And buy ninety copies

So I can let my obsession show!

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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is dummy cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on!

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VERY TRUE STORY AND LIFE LESSON

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was

going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy.

TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay.(He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't

there! He doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The

teacher agreed and the little girl asked:

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yesses (getting tired of the questions by this time).

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yesses

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school,

she must not have one!

"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"

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Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared Him...

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...

Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.

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STUPID PRODUCT LABELS:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (Yeah, that's kind of hard to do, you know, use while sleeping).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside (Shoplifter special?).

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (I never would have guessed).

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost (Really? Amazingly ingenious).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down (Oops! Too late!).

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Fascinating. You learn something new every day. Like, the people who write this things are FREAKING MORONS!).

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (Well, it would save time...).

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (That is why we have a 17 and over limit where I come from, because of all those toddlers driving around cars and machinery while using Boot's Children's cough medicine).

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness (Isn't that why I'm taking this?).

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children (Oh. Okay... there goes my evil plan)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (And my other options were...).

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Geez, what other use is that? I wonder...).

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts (Oh wow. I didn't know that before).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts (Amazing. No one could ever do that without the help of the instructions on this packet. Great).

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (I believe that was implied).

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (So you don't want kids jumping off buildings, arms outstretched?).

On a toboggan: Beware: Sledge may develop high speed under certain snow conditions. (A sled, going fast in the snow? NO WAY!)

On a knife sharpener: Caution: knives are sharp. (Really, isn't that their purpose?)

On a box of aspirin: Do not take if allergic to aspirin. (If I was allergic, do you think I would even be considering taking it?)

On a bottle of laundry detergent: Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine. (I'm confused as to this one.)

On a muffin packet: Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat. (You're not supposed to eat it with the wrapper on and your mouth closed?)

On a mattress: Do not attempt to swallow. (But aren't mattresses built to snack on?)

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This next one was written by BookLover86

We were both twelve when I first saw you.

I close my eyes and the flashback starts:

I'm standing there on Zeus's Fist in the summer air.

Hear the fights, see the swords, and the red flag.

See you make your way through the woods

And say, "Hello, "

Little did I know...

That you were Perseus – you were throwing pebbles,

And my mother said, "Stay away from Annabeth."

And I was crying at the Big House

Begging you, "Please don't go"

And I said...

"Perseus, take me somewhere we can be alone.

I'll be waiting; all that's left to do is run.

You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess,

It's a love story, baby, just say, 'Yes.'"

So I sneak out of the forest to see you.

We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew

So close your eyes... escape this camp for a little while.

Oh, oh.

'Cause you were Perseus – I was a celestial dagger,

And my mother said, "Stay away from Annabeth."

But you were everything to me,

I was begging you, "Please don't go."

And I said...

"Perseus, take me somewhere we can be alone.

I'll be waiting; all that's left to do is run.

You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess.

It's a love story, baby, just say, 'Yes.'

Perseus, save me, they try to tell me how to feel.

This love is difficult but it's real.

Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess.

It's a love story, baby, just say, 'Yes.'"

Oh, oh.

I got tired of waiting

Wondering if you were ever coming back.

My faith in you was fading

When I saw you right before the attack.

And I said...

"Perseus, save me, I've been feeling so alone.

I keep waiting for you but you never come.

Is this in my head? I don't know what to think."

He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said...

"Marry me, Annabeth, you'll never have to be alone.

I love you, and that's all I really know.

I talked to your mom – go pick out a white dress

It's a love story, baby, just say, 'Yes.'"

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

'Cause we were both twelve when I first saw you...