Ok, I feel a tad guilty about making this account as I already have another on the go on here and it is my MAIN account. This is simply a... err... supplimentary account... yeah, we'll call it that... Anyway, I am a friendly person and love reviews, that's all you really need to know, other than I take flames badly (crying, screaming, indulging in mindless eating fests... the works) so if you flame me at some point, don't be surprised to hear on the news that some chick from Angle-land has mauled herself to death with a crisp packet :) You have been forewarned.

This account name (Enige-Iets) literally means 'any something' in Afrikaans, so you're welcome to call me whatever you want. You could call me 'anything' ;).

(Some dialogue/internal monologues may appear in Afrikaans - poorly written mind you - but translations - rough ones mind you - will be at the bottom of each chapter).

I must remind everyone who has read this thing that I fulling intend on finishing all my stupid little fics on this site and (if I get a chance) I plan on updating The Clinic, The Art of Substitution and Drink Up Me Hearties! Yo Ho! soon. Very soon, in fact.

PubDate! Yeah I know, that's what I thought when I read it too... Pub Date? Wha?? But no... what the site really means is the Date it was Published... Not a Date down the Pub... :'(

Anyway, here are the full summaries for the currently running fics:

The Clinic: This has been removed. Although I like the idea of it, I don't think I'm knowledgable enough about this field to write in it. A couple of the review I got highlighted by lack of knowledge and they opened my eyes to why I shouldn't just leap in the deep end xD If I get the time, I will go away and research like hell then maybe I'll try this one again. But until then, The Clinic is henceforth deleted.

The Art of Substitution: This is on HYATUS! I needed to just get my head around what in the hell I was doing with this. I have another 3 parts on my computer, done and dusted, I just needed to have the time to update the site. But, as fate would have it, I began to think. And I've decided to just stick to the one fic atm. If you were reading this thing and wanted more, I'm sorry but I will probably take this back up at some point. I will also re-write the first chapter to make it a hell of a lot better.

Drink Up Me Hearties! Yo Ho!:

The coast is no longer a safe place and the seas are a war zone, so it’s hardly surprising that Admiral Caraway wants his dear daughter out of the literal firing line. He decides to put her in the charge of Captain Leonhart and his crew to take to the clear, peaceful waters of Balamb. But to his chagrin his daughter – Rinoa Heartily – has other ideas. On an outing when she was little she encountered some sailors and they told her a load of stories and tales of the sea and last summer she claimed to have met a real life pirate and deserter, Cpt. Almasy. Emboldened by the tales of grandure and adventure on the high seas, she is determined to become a pirate herself and follow her true love – Cpt. Almasy – to the ends of the earth.
It’s a handful of trouble that Leonhart doesn’t need, particularly as Almasy seems hell bent on destroying the Navy. Leonhart’s second in command and consequent first mate – Quistis Trepe – tries to take the load off but ends up making further trouble for her already haggard looking Captain and now Leonhart must choose between his country (Balamb), his enemy (Almasy), his charge (Rinoa) and his first mate (Quistis).
And - as though fate meant to make things harder - Galbadia’s crown prince – Vinzer Deling – has taken a shine to Rinoa and suddenly the entire Galbadian Navy is chasing a Balamb ship, chasing a Pirate Ship, chasing an escaped Admiral’s daughter, who was rowing herself right into the mouth of the Mermaid Queen Adel. Now one has to wonder where Ultimecia and the Estharians are in all this.

On a side note, if you like Harry Potter and are up for a good LONG read, then please go check out the Fictionist's account and her story 'Fate's Favourite' http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5725656/1/Fates_Favourite.
It's really good and impeccably written. she has another fic that links into Fate's Favourite called Destiny's Darling and it's good fun to read. Seriously, go check it out. IT IS NOW FINISHED! The epicness is over, unfortunately (Some where in the region of 150 chapters, maybe more). So yeah, go check her out, I promise you won't be disappointed :D

On the way:

I have several things lined up for this account, but I need some input as to what I should focus on next. So I have here a list of the things I am planning on working on. I will try to make it good. I promise.

FF8 : Ek wonder.
Ek wonder hoe kan ek vandag iets beteken, net om more sinneloos te wees... Ek't nooit besef, hoe stukkend ek is nie, tofat jy my hart kom oop krap het... En ek't nooit besef hoe involtooit ek is nie, todat jy my voltooie...
En ek wonder hoe iemand weer sal kan doen... SeiferxQuistis. Written in English (honest).

Final Fantasy 8 X Sacred Plus cross-over: 700 Years Ago.
The first battle against the darkness is upon us and Commander Leonhart's Dark Elves at Zhurag-Nar need to be destoyed, but their forces are stong and the casters practice Magic there that even Laguna the Necromance dare not touch. King Aarnum I (Cid Kramer) has fallen ill and is left the battle grounds for the Seraphim monastry. Power on the battle field has been left to his son, Prince Seifer Almasy who - should he survive this war - will later be crowned Aarnum II. Morgast's followers have joined the Dark Elves and they are spreading their claws westwards, already they are at the gates if Balamb. The Prince's forces are struggling to hold them off.
In the battle, a young theif is arrested and dragged before the block to face her charges. But an offer of salvation instead - Serve the Army and repay her debt to society - throws her into a world of blood shed and sorrow.

Final Fantasy 8 X Hellsing X Black Lagoon cross-over: Camomile Tea.
An investigation into an entire village full of ghouls has Detective Inspector Trepe hiding in a church with nothing but a handgun and a bible. Being a devout christian at a time like this pays and - if it wasn't for the demonic preacher breathing down her neck - she might even have found the time to pray. Not that it would do her any good. The Vampyre to end all Vampyres - literally - just walked through the door.
There are clashes with the Vatican, Vampyrical happenings and domicide. Devout christians beware, rape, pillage and plunder explored in this one, with little to no mention of the merciful God...

Final Fantasy 8 AU: Sora Akaku. A full summary for this will be posted shortly, but the long and short of it is this...
The Daughter of the General had run away at the turn of the Era for the life of a Geisha. Now discovered by a Captain of the new Army, she has run further and is disappearing fast from the clutches of her father and the world she used to know. But the British Ambassador is visiting Edo for the year and has offered her services to the Shogunate in finding the young Geisha. Ordered by Ambassador Kramer, Commander Almasy embarks on a mission to find the General's daughter before she ruins her family forever. He is to return her to her father post haste. But an encounter with a foreign Princess may jeopardize the young Geisha's future as Commander Almasy finds he has new reason to seek a different future for himself and the country he had now sworn to serve. The only question now remaining is whether or not this is the right choice? And how will it end for our Geisha, our Captain, our Commander and our Princess?

Pride and Prejudice (1995) x Final Fantasy 8 Cross-over: Pride and Prejudice. (This will most likely be posted in the FF8 fandom simply because of the order of fame).
I say 1995 because I'm planning on more or less following the same lines of plot as the 1995 version and omitting some aspects of earlier/later versions. (I know this sounds silly as they are all following the same book, but you'd be surprised). So if you like Pride and Prejudice and would like to see if I can get this puppy off the ground, hang around for a little while (:D) until I've finished with Drink Up Me Hearties! Yo Ho! and then we'll see how far I can get :D Oh, and I feel no need to include a summary as the classic novel of Eliza Bennet and Mr Darcy is well known enough – I feel.
Oh, and it will be up to you - going by the flavours of my previously aforementioned stories - to decide who will be who in this version. Of course the fact that the characters being used are different from those originally used in Jane Ayre's Pride and Prejudice will have some effect on how the story will pan out, but don't let that detract from the appeal of a period fiction. I assure you it would be of the highest interest to everyone and anyone who would so seek to read it.

Final Fantasy 8 AU: Galbadia.
Galbadia is in civil war, revolts are breaking out left, right and centre and plenty of militia men are hanging about. It’s a war of ideologies. The evil dictator of Galbadia against his people. The leader of the rebels has pushed his side to the border of the neighbouring state and he wants to push further, but one stop off in a town along the borderline could ruin his chances forever.

Hellsing Ultimate: The Seven Deadly Sins.
This is exactly what it says on the tin. Alucard is still afflicted with the vices of man is he not? He is certainly not above them. Not at all. So where - if ever - does he display such vices?
This will most likey be displayed as a one shot, although the pieces themselves will be separate and have little to no connections with one another. I have already begun on these and have first drafts of the sins Pride, Wrath, Greed and Envy. The rest will shortly follow. None of them will be any longer that 1000 words long each. At least, I shall try to limit them to 1000 words each.

Hellsing: The Seven Heavenly Virtues.
Much as the one above, only this will be more focused on Alucard's virtues than his vices. I have thus far written none of his virtues because - as I'm sure you can sympathise - they're quite hard to find within the series or the OVA.

Hellsing: The Nine Circles of Hell.
And the same as the above... this one will be a little harder to write though and I think it will have to be omitted from the series itself and focus perhaps more on what he did in his past, as Vlad the Impaler, rather than as the Vampyre pet of the Hellsing Family. Just a hunch, I may be able to link it into the series...Who knows?

That's it so far, I will be updating this page regularly (Not too regularly though, once a month maybe...) to detail any changes there might be, so if you're reading this... stay tuned ;)

- Enige-Iets.