Hi!
My name is Flare Omega but my real title is " Flare Omega supreme lord of anime and everything awesome", as you can probably tell I am a guy, not one of the 70 percent "GIRL" authors on this stupid website.
Guess what having 70 percent of the authors being girls get you?
YAOI!!
I don't care if you're gay or straight but I'm straight.
Also you get male pregnancies when you have a fan fiction site with 70 percent of the writers being "GIRLS".
I mean first it was YAOI and YURI but now, come on not only is males being pregnant very very wrong but it's also impossible.
I know what your thinking when you sit at your little computer or laptop "Well it's called fanfiction we can write whatever we want it's called freedom of speech" and I respect freedom of speech, but just send all your YAOI, YURI, Mpreg, Shounen AI, Shoujo AIand other crap on a separate gay site.
NOT HERE!!
UPDATE- two people might be using this account bakemono-niisan and Hinote-ototo,
Hinote is the lazy non fanfiction writing caretaker and bakemono is the fanfiction sack of anime goodness.
We both hate Yaoi and other assorted applications of this term.
Sasuke is also known as Emo-Duck-Butt-Head.
Sakura is also known as Pink-Banshee-fangirl-of uselessness.
Naruto is teh ownage.
Update- Yo this is Hi-note, Bake-mono is home right now but I'm updating my profile for one reason and one reason only, to put my own thought up phrase for this YAOI loving fanfic community:
Kill narusasu
Smash narusaku
Obliterate Naruhina