Hello People & fanfiction addicts!! So I think I should introduce myself: I'm Hayley Blair Jonas Pattinson Cullen Crawford better known as Hayley (idk but i love that name) nah not really... I'm Nancy! Alice is the one that tells me like that (Blair) so u can call me the way u want, well I'm from Mexico & I think that I'm the craziest girl u will ever met in your whole life. I love to read & write, I've done those 2 things since I learn the ABC. I'm obsessed with Jonas Brothers & I have a crush on RPatzz & Hayley William's hair (i know it sounds kinda awkward but that's me). I love Demi Lovato's style, is just so cool!! And I love Chace Crawford & GG & of course Supernatural (excuse me, I had a lot of crushes). My favorite bands are Jonas Brothers (duh...it's pretty obvious) Paramore & Boys Like Girls, All Time Low, The Spill Canvas, The All American Rejects, etc. I'm obsessed with Twilight, actually I'm waiting for my Edward Cullen or a Joe Jonas...pshhh it's a secret...

Name- Nancy

Birthday- November 18, 1991

Birthplace- Mexico City

Current Location- Mexico City, my bedroom

Eye Color- Brown

Hair Color- I'm a brunette & i love it!

Right handed or Left handed- Right

Heritage- Spanish & English

Shoes you wore today- Converse

Your Weakness- Silence

Your Fears- Spiders, silence and i'm claustrophobic

Perfect Pizza- Pepperonni & cheese, cheese, cheese

Goal you would like to acheive this year-Survive

Most Overused phrase on IM- lol

Thoughts when you first wake up- it's really morning??

Best physical feature- hair

Bedtime- On school time is 10:30 in weekends is 12:00

Missed memory- When Leslie was with me!!

Pepsi or Coke- Can I choose Red Bull sugar free??

Mcdonalds or Burgerking- McDonalds!!

Single or Group dates- Single definitely

Chocolate or Vinilla- Duh...what a stupid question...chocolate of course!!

Capaccino or Coffe- Java Chip!!

Do you Smoke- No!

Do you sing- Always!

Do you shower daily- Who doesn't??

Have you been in love- Yes!! Their names are Joe, nICK, kEV, fRANKIE jONAS!! Robert, Chace, Alexander...I have a lot of crushes...

Do you want to get married-If my Edward Cullen arrives...

Do you believe in yourself- yes, but i didn't use to

Are you a health freak- No, hahaha

Do you get along with your parents-Well...hum...sometimes

Do you like thunderstorms- Obviously!

Do you play instruments- Yes guitar, bass, drums & i'm trying to learn piano

In the past month, have you drank alcohol- NO

In the past month, have you been on Drugs- NO

In the past month, have you been on a date- Hum...maybe

In the past month, have you been to the mall-OMG yes!!

In the past month, have you eaten Oreos- Almost every weekend

In the past month, have you eaten Sushi- No & I miss it

In the past month, have you been on stage- yes

In the past month, have you been dumped- No

In the past month, have you stolen anything- No

Have you ever been Drunk- I don't remember

Have you ever been called a Tease- Lot of Times

What do you want to be when you Grow-Up- I want to be myself!

What country would you most want to visit- London, Spain, Greece!!

Number of things in the past i regret- Crushing on the wrong person & speakin' my mind

if ur 0bsessed with jonas brothers to the point of insanity, copy and paste this in ur prooo

if you support Nick Jonas, copy and paste this in your profile.

you know you're a true jonas bros fan when..

- your life goals include something about planting cotton candy trees
- at random times, you ponder the 'if a tree falls, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a noise?' theory
- you definitely know wha fantastalistic is
- when you see something you like, you yell 'SHOTGUN!'
- NJ.. IS off the chain..
- jobromance?! you wish you could have one of those..
- you can name every one of their songs off the top of your head
- you have joe's 'the cd is out' dance memorized.. down to the cape
- when joe did 'the look' on bonus jonas, you squealed
- your new favorite pick up line (even though you may or may not be a diabetic) is 'slow down sugar, cuz I'm diabetic!'
- you wish at 7:05 instead of 11:11
- on joe's birthday.. you threw a birthday party with your friends; cake, singing, presents & all
- lately you've noticed you've been drinking a lot of orange gatorade..
- starbucks, 2 miles'nuff said
- you quote the jonas brothers in almost every sentence
- you randomly 'EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR THE POOL' blurt out JB related things
- you can honestly admit that you are fully obsessed.
- ..JB wall.. again, 'nuff said
- if you see them on the cover of a magazine, you have to buy it
- you cried when you heard about nick and his diabetes bless him..
- since that day, he's pretty much been your number one hero
- your parents know as much about the three as you do.. maybe a little less, but almost..
- you've annoyed anyone who'll come within a mile radius of you
- sometimes you just watch DC to catch the jonas brothers 'bonus jonas' time
- you know the words to 'Nick J is off the chain' - and you agree with it
- when you see someone who looks like Joe, Kevin, or Nick, you have to get really close to them just to make sure it's not a JB
- CORN POPS?! I want some..
- for some reason, every small thing reminds you of one of the boys. baby bottle pops.. butterfingers.. cotton candy.. screwdrivers.. and possibly water bottles
- you wish your name was Mandy.. and that you were born in Australia, but currently reside in California
- your ipod consists of JB and nothing but JB
- ..even your family can sing the words to atleast one of their songs
- JB IS ON TV! everyone around you knows not to touch the remote or they will lose an arm
- fantastalistic! and poned are part of your daily vocabulary
- you know how the jonas brothers started- AND you can name other songs besides the usual three that FAKE fans name. SOS, Hold On, Year 3000
- you ARE dj danger..
- joe has no anger problems.. he's completely and utterly.. NORMAL in your eyes
- you love God for giving kevin that one sick day, where he stayed home and learned to play the guitar..
- you just stare at people who ask if nick's hair is NATURALLY straight
- if someone were to play you in a movie, you'd want it to be johnny depp as jack sparrow.. playing you
- you like your crowds medium rare
- you know what 'campfire' is..
- the JB's routine before a show.. you know what they do and in what order
- you miss the 'joehawk' but the new hair is cute too
- ..sometimes you just like to listen to the sigh songs from back before nick hit puberty just to miss the old times
- you miss the old days, when the jonas brothers weren't quite so famous, but you're also proud of them for getting this far
- you'd vote joe for president ANY DAY
- you honestly think that there are no cars in oklahoma, just because joe exlaimed it
- AAR = a group of douches who need to be shot.. just because they badmouthed JB
- joe said the world is only covered in 70 water.. so he must be right, no doubt about it, he's always right
- nick is a stud muffin - you agree with joe 100
- when something is illogical, you HAVE to say 'yo, that's illogical, I can't have it' and you can say it with a straight face
- you pretty much threw a part when you found out the the jonas brothers reached number one internet sold album
- frankie is most definitely the cutest little kid alive. ever.
- ..you know they're really the only guys that age who can pull off the tight pants look
- you remember the days back when kevin was a complete nerd, and joe was a little weirdo
- you even sat through 20 minutes of that show DLIFE just so you could see them for a whole of 5 minutes
- just because you can; you comment their myspace once a day.. it's tradition!
- you think it's deadly hilarious that kevin broke his sidekick the first day he had it
- you KNOW that joe is superman, and that he's from planet XZ315.. he doesn't lie, he only tells the truth
- you've watched every video of theirs on youtube so many times that you could probably say the words outloud
- you know what happened to nick's first purity ring, and where he got his new one
- ..you know what the purity rings symbolize
- if someone asked you if the JB's were really married, you'd laugh so hard you'd cry, then you'd go serious and nod, saying 'yea, to me'
- you're still a huge fan of 'It's About Time'
- since kevin watches music videos when he first wakes up, YOU DO TOO
- OH, and you nodded and smiled while reading through this
- ..and of course you just have to repost it because you're a true fan

1.) Who is your favorite Jonas?

Hard I've had crushes with all of them but i think is Joe

2.) Which CD do you like better?

Mmmm all!!

3.) Have you ever met the Jonas Brothers?

Yes! April 17 2008 Best Day of My Life!!

4.) Do you have any of their merchandise?

Is necessary to ask?

5.) Have you ever been to one of their concerts?

I will!! December 20!! 9th row!!

6.) Do you have every one of their songs on your iPod?

Yeepers!!

7.) Do you have a Jonas Wall?

No..my mom would kill me if i did it anyway i move too much

8.) What's your favorite song from It's About Time?

Please Be Mine

9.) What's your favorite song from Jonas Brothers?

Inseperable(it was been played while I was hugging Joe!!).

10.) What's your all-time favorite song?

S.O.S.

11.) Do you hate Miley Cyrus just because of Nick?

I'm trying not to

12.) Do you hate AJ just because of Joe?

Yes, well i had always hated her

13.) Did you know It's About Time is 90 or more on Ebay?

Really?? OMG I must get it!!

14.) Do you watch all their YouTube videos?

Yes!! I love their soap opera (Fine Take your banana!)

15.) Do you buy magazines just because of one poster?

Yes!!

16.) Did you cry when you found out Nick had diabetes?

Yes, I'm still trying not to everytime someone mentions it

17.) Do you miss Joe's joehawk?

Kinda...not really

18.) Kevin with curly or straight hair?

Straight, he looks damn sexy!!

19.) Do you know the lyrics to Nick J Is Off The Chain?

Yes! It made me laugh for 3 consecutive days!! and is still doing

20.) Do you know the lyrics to at least one of Joe's raps?

Yeepers! they're awesome!!

21.) Do you kiss your Jonas posters?

Pshhh...humm... no...IDK...maybe

22.) Did you know about them before they were on Disney Channel?

Yes!! I even had a bracelet where I get a charm for each year they have been on the "entertainment business"

23.) Have you memorized every song?

OMG yes, if not, I wouldn't diserved to be call a fan

24.) Did you go the Hannah/JB tour?

No! I'm from Mexico remember?

IM SORRY that you think they are gay only because they don't talk about hooking up with girls in their music.
IM SORRY that you think they are pansies, only because they aren't cussing at us through their music.
IM SORRY that you joke me for being in love with them only because you don't know them, and haven't given them a chance.
IM SORRY that they call girls beautiful instead of sexy, so you think that they are wussies & only because you don't have the balls to call us beautiful instead too.
IM SORRY that you think their music sucks & only because they aren't talking about getting it or drugged up.
& most of all IM SORRY that you haven't even given them a chance. You haven't even listened to their music. And you haven't even thought about the fact that girls LOVE when guys act the way the Jonas brothers do. & maybe, if you acted that way, we may like you too.

Check all that apply
((If you're not a JB fan, dont even attempt to understand this))

(xx) You have the release date for their next album in your calendar

(xx) You're planning your wedding already

(XXXX) You were dissapointed when they didn't take off their shirts in the "Poor Unfortunate Souls" video

(xx) 'One Day at a Time' makes you tear up

(x) You comment JB everyday on myspace and constantly check for their messages/comments

(xx) You can sing every JB song word for word, even the new unreleased ones

(xx) You know what "CAMPFIREEEEE!" means and can almost do it as good as the boys

(xx) You wish you were Mandy

(x) A comment from the Jonas boys is received - you jump up and down screaming for about 15 minutes(i wish that would happen to me )

(xx) You constantly think about one of the boys

(xx) You argue with anybody who thinks they like one of them more than you

(x)x You liked Kevin before he became "Hot", and always thought he was amazing.

(xx) You know about Nick's Christian album and all the songs that were on it

(xx) You call them by Nicknames Joey, Kevy, or Nicky, etc.

(xx) You know all the boys ages and cant beleive Nick is only 16!

(x) You know the TRL number and have all the extensions for 'Mandy' memorized

(xx) You want a tambourine even though you don't play

(xx) 'I Am What I Am, I Cant Help Myself'

(x) You have your local Radio Station's number memorized and have gotten to know the DJs by requesting 'Mandy' so many times

(xx) You don't understand how the girls in "7:05", "One Day at a Time", and "You Just Dont Know It" could of been so mean to them

(xxxxxxx)Your friends start to hate you because you talk about the Jonas Brothers so much

(x) You beg your parents to move to New Jersey

() You have a JB Pirate eyepatch

(x) You know the relation between JB and Busted

(x) Your whole Zanga/Myspace page is practically dedicated to the JB

(x) You have/had an AIM screenname with "Jonas Brothers", "JB", "Nick", "Joe", or "Kevin" in it

(xx) You have at least 10 JB songs in your Ipod or MP3 Player(try all of them)

(x)x You put Peeps in the microwave

(xx) You know where "I Believe I Make Sense to Yo Momma" came from, and crack up when you watch that video

(xx) You believe that Joe is the funniest thing EVER

(xx) All You want is for Christmas is a Hippopotamus, and the Hippopotamus wants you too

(xx) You know where "OMG NICK, YOURE SO HOT!!" came from and can't help but laugh

(xx) Your computer desktop screen is Jonas Brothers and so is your Screen Saver

(xx) You know what 'Eternity' was written for, and who it was written for

(xx) You are caught singing "Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a Pirate's life for Me"

(xx) You know what "Poned" means and you use the word on a daily basis

(xx)You promote the Jonas Brothers everywhere you go

(xx) JB = LIFE, no questions asked

(xx) You know their parents' names

(xx) You say "Holy Jonas" and "Oh My Jonas!"

(x) You know the holiday "Kwan Ziggy Ziggy Zam" and plan on celebrating it this Year!

(x) You know every girl the boys have dated and get jealous just by thinking about them

(xxxxxxx) You hate AJ for dating Joe

(x) You use the catch phrase "It was Fantastilistic!"

() You keep calling the airline companies to book a flight to 'Alklahomo', but they have no idea what you're talking about

(x) Whenever you see alot of cars you yell "TRAFFIC!"

(x) You use the phrase "Yo, thats illogical, I can't have it", whenever you dont believe something

() You wear a bandana around your neck as a fashion statement

(x) You know what "Retainer Time" is and you laugh about it often

(xxxxx)You would date about anyone with similar features of the boys

(x) You cant help but say "Awesomeness" when you're really pleased

(xxxxx)When you see a picture of Nick you can't help but say "Look at Nick, hes such a Stud Muffin"

(xxxxx) You know where "Hi, My name is Kevin Jonas, and I'd Like to sell you a Car" came from and laugh about it everytime

(xxxx) You buy Baby Bottle Pops, just because of the commercial

() You truly believe that Earth is the farthest planet from the Sun

(x) You know about "Moo, Bah!"

(xxxx) You can't help but jump off the walls, literally, at fast paced songs

(xxxx) You wish you lived in the Year 3000 with the boys

(xxxx) You know who the "Bonus Jonas" is ( i would date him even...if he wasn't too young!)

() Limited Too is your favorite 'Restaurant'

(xxxxx)You cried when you watched the speech where Nick announced his Diabetes

(xxxxx) JB is the reason you get Magazines

(x) You have a Fan Page or Myspace Group for JB

(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) The whole time you read this, you were smiling and nodding

Jonas Brothers Quotes:

Shane- Listen, I've been thinking about the recording thing, and I think it's really cool.
Nate- Are you getting too much sun?
Jason- We can bring you a hat when we come to visit.
Shane- I'm fine!

Jason- Group hug! He pulls Shane and Nate into a hug Much better. It hasn't been the same just hugging Nate.
Nate- Yeah, it hasn't been.

Mitchie- Wow, Tess. "Whatever major loser"? That is so like last year. Everybody knows that. Well, maybe not everybody.

Shane- on the phone with Nate and Jason Guys, I've learned my lesson. I've showered in cold water. I looked at a tree. It's been three hours. I need a hair product.

Shane- I don't want to waste my summer at some camp. I'm Shane Gray for crying out loud!
Nate- Hey, man. We used to love this place. Three years ago we were campers.
Jason- Yeah, man. This is where Connect 3...connected.
Nate- And you get to see your Uncle Brown.
Shane- Ha! Not a selling point.
Nate- Look, man. Right now you're the bad boy to the press, and our label has a problem with that. Which means, we have a problem with that.
Jason- Actually, I don't have a problem with that...we have a problem with that.
Nate- This camp is supposed to fix it. It's great PR. So do your time, enjoy the fresh air, get a tan.
Jason- Oh, and can you make me a birdhouse or something?
Shane- One word...payback.
Jason- That's two words.

Shane- on the phone with Nate and Jason Hello?
Jason- Hey, buddy. How's my birdhouse coming?
Nate- Jason!
Jason- Sorry. It's not my fault you didn't ask him to make you anything.
Nate- I didn't want anything.
Jason- Well, I wanted a birdhouse!
Nate- What do you need a birdhouse for?
Jason- Because I wanted to see more birds in my...
Shane- Guys!
Nate and Jason- Sorry.

Brown- What happened to that kid who just loved the music?
Shane- He grew up.
Brown- Big whoop! Stop acting like it's all about you.
Shane- In my world, it is

Ella- holds up two bottles of nail polish): So, which one should I use?
Peggy- Ella, they're exactly the same.
Ella- So you see my dilemma!

in a canoe
Mitchie- I don't think we're doing this right...
Shane-Oh, you don't like going in circles?

Jason- Yeah, no go backs; it's like the golden rule.
Nate- No dude, the golden rule is "tell the truth"
Jason- Dude, then it could be like the silver rule.
Nate- Why is it the silver rule?
Jason- Ok, fine! The copper rule!
Nate- The copper rule?
Jason- Give me a hint, please!

Nick- You’re like a legend dude, uh sir, sir dude.
Hannah- Yep. He's the best and he's all mine!
Kevin- Yea, uh huh. Well, you know what would be a great idea? If you wrote a song for us.
Nick- Yeah, that would be so cool!
Hannah- Laughs Hate to disappoint you boys, but he only writes songs...
Robbie- I'd love to!
Hannah- Song writing daddy say what?!

Kevin- How bogus is that?
Joe- I feel so used.
Nick- You? I shared my nachos with that guy!

Joe- You're Robbie Ray. Faces Kevin He writes all the songs.
Kevin-I know! "Nobody's Perfect" is genius.
Robbie- I like the cute, romantic one.
Joe-I love how it starts off soft, and then BAM! Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days. Nick and Kevin join in. Everybody knows what, what I'm talking' 'bout, everybody gets that way.
Robbie- I was wrong. I like 'me all.
Hannah- Step aside Cowboy, I saw 'me first.

Kevin- We're such big fans.
Joe- We love your music.
Nick- You're pretty. Kevin hits Nick in the back of the head Uh, pretty good with the singing and the dancing that you do. Wow, you're pretty.
Kevin- Nice save.

Kevin- I'm Kevin.
Hannah- The cute, romantic one, and you're Joe, the cute, funny one. You're Nick, the cute, sensitive one.
Robbie- And I'm her Daddy, the cute, protective one.

A True Boyfriend:When she walks away from you mad
Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong When she ignore's you
Give her your attention When she pull's away
Pull her back When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a nightWhen she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does When she misses you
she's hurting inside When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM

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IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED OVER AIR AND EXPECTED EDWARD TO CATCH YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen... though that would kick ass), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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If only you had an Edward Cullen, you could pass for a Bella, copy and paste this

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

LES: Love Edward Syndrome

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901...
heck, he's sexier than everyone since 1901

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If you love the Jonas Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OJD then copy and paste this into your profile.

I definitely DON'T appreciate people tearing them down. So what, they've changed. I'm sure you have to. But, hey...Their personalities are still the same, sure they changed their looks and stuff, but their still the same sweet boys on the inside as they always have been. If you are one of these people who think they've changed, then your not a true fan. Yes, Nick hit puberty, so his voice changed, it didn't change his personality. Yes, Joe's hair is longer and he dresses different, he's still the same Joseph Jonas he has been. Yes, Kevin's hair is longer also, he dresses slightly different, but he's still the sweetest Jonas' boy of them all. Your hurting them BADLY by saying you don't like the new them, would you like it if you were famous and people were all, "I don't like them, they've changed!" NO, didn't think so. It's frustrating the crap out of me. They still make great music, their still adorable, they still love their loyal fans they have, their NOT full of it like most celebs, and they still have the same personality's they've had these past 3 years! It breaks my heart to see their fans tearing them apart, they've thanked you and loved you and so much more and you say negative crap? That's messed up. I am beyond mad at all you people that call yourselves "fans" because of their looks. Your NOT a fan, unless you can state almost every fact about them, LOVE their music, and just love them all together for the outstanding personalities. I have not met one boy like them in my whole life, their sweet, honest, and full of life. You may not notice your hurting them, but their people to and have feelings just like the rest of us. So think before you open your mouth and talk about them. That's all I have to say. Agree with me, ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE THEN!

~Jonas Brothers~

~It takes a second to like their looks~

~It takes an hour to like their songs~

~It takes a day to fall in love with them~

~But it takes a lifetime to forget~

If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile

If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nick Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile

When Disney Channel gives you HSM3, throw it back and yell "I WANT CAMP ROCK!"

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!!"

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!

If you think that that JoJoJoe wtf?! (Joe Jonas & JoJo) DON'T make a cute couple put it on your profile

This is Jonas Bunny. Copy and paste Jonas Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
(")_(") JONAGE! lol

~Put this on your profile if you are a true Jonas fan~

~Copy & Paste This In Your Profile If You Support The Jonas Brothers~

~If The Jonas Brothers said it wasn’t cool to breathe, 99 PERCENT of all teen girls would die. If you're one of these 99 PERCENT, put this on your profile!~

~I pledge to make peace~
~Between Jonas Brothers~
~Haters and Fans,~
~And be part of the~
~Solution-not the problem~

Here I Am but Who Will I Be? even though i know This is Me. I Gotta Find You so we can Start the Party because Our Time is Here and i know we've got What It Takes. We're 2 Stars and We Rock so we gotta Play My Music. So now im gonna say Hasta La Vista because im Too Cool to know you,

(put this on ur page if you love Camp rock!)

.-.-//\\.-.-Put This
.-.//-.\\-.-On Your
.-//.-.-\\.-Profile If
.-\\.-.-//-.You Know
.-.\\.-//.-.Someone
.-.-\\//.-.-Who has
.-.-/\\.-.-.Diabetes
.-.//-\\.-.-like Nick Jonas

L-O-V-E = The Jonas Brothers

Joe Jonas is life.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that.(Oh you know you did...That one was good; I fell for it so bad.)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile

If you've ever misspelled "the" on either your keyboard, or a paper, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that there are actually worlds and worlds of life beyond what we read in books, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped coughbeatenupcough a person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends are the weirdest people in any world out there, copy this onto your profile

If you say a random words for no particular reason when people are least expecting it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!