Ciao! I'm just an obsessive, somewhat mentally unstable, KHR-loving Hibari fangirl! I also love Pocky (what Asian doesn't?), bubble tea, reading, writing, sleeping, listening to KHR theme songs, reading fanfiction in which Hibari kicks ass, editing random things for grammar mistakes, and math. Actually... just kidding about that last one...

Anyways. Please don't read below this line, as it contains some extremely embarrassing and stupid topics that I posted last year when I was an ignorant little girl. I'm just keeping it for nostalgia's sake. Now, at the lovely age of 13, I consider myself so much more mature. Not.

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My Name: ...ummm...TheAloofBunny?

My Age: I am in middle school *pause * Thou shalt not know more! (unknown 11th Commandment of dubious origin)

My Location: I exist on Earth. You are not reading the words of an alien.

My Interests: Reading, writing, music, anime, life, etc.

My Favorite Color(s): Purple, black, silver

My Favorite Books: The Wheel of Time Series

My Favorite Anime: Katekyo Hitman Reborn

My Gender: Do you really need to ask after knowing about my Author Name? (*cough*bunny*cough*)

My Favorite KHR Characters: Hibari, Tsuna, Yamamoto

My Nationality: It involves chopsticks and large walls. No more need be said.

My Occupations: Reading, writing (I'm not just limited to FanFiction, you know), eating, sleeping, French, Chinese, piano, flute, doing math (it's an OCCUPATION; I don't neccessarily like it!), living, and many more...

I LOVE HOMOCIDE, REGICIDE, SENICIDE, HERICIDE, VATACIDE, EPISCOPICIDE, MODERNICIDE, HOSTICIDE, MOSQUITOCIDE (yes, that actually is a word...),MASS MURDER, SERIAL KILLING, BLOOD, GUTS, GORE, KNIVES, GUNS, SWORDS, TONFAS, AND OTHER SHARP OBJECTS! (If you value your existence, do not let me come into contact with any of the above)

Wonderful Ways to Insult People:

Don't get lost in thought. You would be in unfamiliar territory.

The more I think about you, the less I think of you.

I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

I love what you've done to your hair! How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that?

When you were born, something terrible happened - you lived.

If you said what you thought, you would be speechless.

You were born at home, but when your mother saw you, she went to the hospital.

Do you love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't waste your time with a mind reader. Go to a palm reader instead - you have a palm.

Your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you're unarmed.

People clap when they see you... they clap their hands over their eyes.

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

God gave me brains,

But what happened to you?

If you have ever pulled a door that said push, copy this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fanfictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason, add this to your bio.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

Reasons To Join The Dark Side

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

3. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

5. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

6. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

Speculation on the word 'Fuck':

Greetings : "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation: "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble: "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression: "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust: "Fuck me."

Confusion: "What the fuck...?"

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair: "Fucked again..."

Pleasure: "I couldn't be fucking happier."

Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost : "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief : "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial: "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy: "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Suspicion: "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions: "Fuck off."

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Al Gore!"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, pixistix, xXEnergizerBunnyXx, Evci, Kisuke17Night, TheAloofBunny

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51, xXEnergizerBunnyXx, Evci, Kisuke17Night, TheAloofBunny

I HATE YAOI AND YURI. IT IS WRONG FOR THE CHARACTERS OF REBORN TO BE GAY OR LESBIAN. JUST PLAIN WRONG. NO EXCEPTIONS. GOKUDERA AND YAMAMOTO? WHAT A JOKE. AS IF! HIBARI AND DINO IS JUST AS BAD. I MEAN, WHAT SICK MIND COULD THINK OF SOMETHING SO NASTY? HIBARI AND MUKURO IS WORSE. JUST WRITING THIS IS MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO PUKE. OH, AND THE GRAND FINALE. FRAN AND BELPHAGOR. THE MENTION OF THOSE TWO NAMES WITH AN X BETWEEN THEM WOULD SCAR ME FOR A LIFE. HOLY SHIT. YOU WILL FIND NO YAOI AND YURI IN MY FAVORITES EXCEPT FOR THE BACK-UP GUARDIANS ONE, WHICH HAS A LITTLE OF MUKURO X HIBARI (O THE HORROR) BUT A GOOD PLOT. CUE RANT END.

P.S. Sorry if I upset any gay/lesbian people with that. Personal preferences, right?

Things you should know about me if you've been patient enough to keep reading...

I'm a girl. No sane boy would be called TheAloofBunny. Who says I'm sane, though?

I'm proudly otaku. Typical Asian nerd, right? NOT.

I'm a kid. Like, a munchkin. I may be in middle school, but I'm seriously short.

I have a chocolate collection. Talk about ...interesting... hobbies.

With all that stuff about blood and gore (it's true, I assure you!), you won't believe this one... I used to paperdoll.

I'm a total bookworm. Duh. I'm Asian, remember?

I'm a proud supporter of Asian sterotypes. Don't be offended by the next few lines, please.

Asian Quotes:

- "B? I have no child!" *kicks son off buiding*

- Asian without A's is 'sin'

- A is for Asian

- B is for Blonde Asian (sorry, blondes.)

- C is for Crappy Asian

- D is for Dying Asian

- F is for F*ed-up Asian

- Satisfaction starts with SAT!

_ _KHR_RULES_ _

Important Rules of Life:

1. Do not introduce self as a role-playing character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies. Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes, be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25. Train an army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... and teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man - especially not if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gum nut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a sh!t.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can also kill you.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. HE is real - no matter what the men in white coats say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senor Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM...

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream - the doctors don't like it. They'll give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise, people ask embarrassing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it's broken glass.

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers into blender.

82. Blender... bad... ouch…

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to re-attach fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as "mortal".

90. The Seagull from Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. It was written by Voice #7.

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

101. Find out who invented "Barny".

102. Kill them.

Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER.

1. You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. ((Well, wouldn't you??))

2. Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off. ((Yeah, like S, M, N, D, and a couple of others . . .))

3. You would rather write than go out. ((Definitely.))

4. Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit. ((*nod nod* Though I make those errors all of the time! XD))

5. You get cranky if you don't get to write. ((Yeah, I guess))

6. You've ever said, "The voices are getting louder; I must go write." ((Yeah, and they usually cuss me out for not writing quick enough. :P))

7. When talking to others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats. ((Er, guilty.))

8. You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down. ((Mhmm.))

9. You've ever written a scene, synopsis, outline, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin..and it wasn't a paper napkin. ((NEVER! . . . Okay, guilty.))

10. You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep. ((I keep the paper and pen there for dreams, but, hey, sometimes dreams give ideas!))

11. You end an argument by saying, "Oh, wait, I have to write this down-this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled." ((Haha, I have!))

12. Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food. ((Yes. Definitely.))

13. You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters' situation as a prayer in Sunday school

14. A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes. ((Yup. 'Tis called spacing out and daydreaming.))

15. The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it in your story. ((Haha, really, is this list a personal friend that knows me very well?))

16. You purposely eavesdrop in public. ((Er, maybe? XD))

17. At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero or heroine's) so you can conduct research. ((Ahahaha, this has actually happened!))

18. You listen to the writer's commentary on every DVD so that you can analyze his/her writing process. (only if I am truly bored)

19. You have a favorite line from every movie you've seen. (maybe)

20. You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters. ((Sometimes . . . But I get over it quickly so that I can write.))

21. You argue with said character. ((Uh-huh.))

22. You drive three hours to a city where you don't know anyone, spend another three hours driving around the city, then drive three hours home and decide NOT to set your story there.

23. You have a folder on your computer labeled "Ideas." Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you're going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually. ((Yup, my computer and binders!))

24. You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say. ((Yup!))

25. At school, you secretly look forward to writing English papers. ((Only if they're not stupid essays with actual facts. If it's free-write, then I love it.

26. When you talk to someone, you constantly correct their bad grammar. ((Usually, this is a daily occurrence.))

27. Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM. ((Mhmm.))

28. You talk to youself constantly. ((Seriously, I have the sinking suspicion that this thing knows me . . .))

29. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much. ((SAME AS ABOVE.))

30. Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself. ((It's sad, but . . . yes, they have.))

31. You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them. ((I have done this after killing one character. I believe they got over it. :3))

Female come-backs:

Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.

Adults are just kids with money.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways

Hogwarts Rules

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms

2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I cast spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bamf!" every time I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Harry a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing "I Will Survive in the Mirror", as it is disturbing.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

51.)Calling the Ghost-busters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.)I shouldn't use Photo-shop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paint-balling.

77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: "The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

94.) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

95.) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

96.) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

97.) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

98.) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

100.) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

101.)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

102.) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

103.) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

104.) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

105.) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

106.) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

107.) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

108.) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

109.) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.

110.) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

111.) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

112.) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

113.) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

114.) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

115.) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

116.) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

117.) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

118.) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

119.) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.

120.) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

121.) When fighting death-eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

122.) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

123.) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

124.) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

125.) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

126.) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

127.) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (I'm here right now, aren't I?)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. (We've all had our Tsuna moments.)

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile. (You know what? This LIST is utterly random... but true. Creepy.)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Again, random)

If you walk and trip or stumble because you're too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile (Many a time)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. (DUH.)

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile. (Popularity is for flirters, players, and sluts. Not interested... no offense. And no, I'm not jealous.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hehe, oh those evil thoughts.)

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile. (Once.)

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. (Reviews are heaven on Earth. REVIEW!!!!)

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile. (Huh? What's a Face Book? Is that like a face-palm, but with a book? Fanfiction dwarfs all else with its awesomeness!)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (I repeat: Tsuna moments.)

If you have ever started laughing while reading a story, you look up, and people around you look at you like you're crazy, copy and past this into your profile. (Guilty.)

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (No, seriously, I need my space. CROWDS SHALL PERISH!!!!! Wait, that wasn't what you were talking about? Ooops.)

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans. (No offense, the thing sucks. KHReborn, Code Geass, Skip Beat.)

If you are just plain weird and proud of it, paste this on your profile.

If you don't think 13 is unlucky, paste this on your profile.

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a cartoon/anime character, copy and past this to your profile. (KYAAAAA! HIBARI!!!!! *Fangirl Squeals, Fangirl Screams*)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Again... KYAAAAA! HIBARI!!!!! *Fangirl Squeals, Fangirl Screams*)

If you are insane and love it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It's called 'making conversation'.)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (I'll bite you to death... HIEEEE!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.(Holy crap... this list seriously is freaking me out. Is someone stalking me...?)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.(Mostly it's in my head, then write it down, then hit myself for forgetting.)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.