As the Spare Heir, Prince Edward is looking to blow off a little steam as the festivities ramp up for his big brother's wedding. Inspired by the royal wedding. Rated for language and LEMONS! O/S E/B WARNING: Some E/Alice and E/Jessica action too!

What happens when maiden Bella is abducted, swept away and forced to play mistress to Viking Edward? Does he own her or does he own up to his feelings? WARNING:domineering-dark-male–chauvinist-AH, extremely OOC

Bella Swan's intrigued by vampires. Edward Cullen's bored and alone. What happens when they meet? AU, vampire. Rated M. Inspired by Katy Perry's ET.

Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.

Divorced Bella meets widowed Edward one afternoon in a Laundromat, and an instant attraction results. When you meet your soulmate after your spouse dies, do you allow yourself fall in love again? Written for Litljazzbird.

A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.

What happens when single mother Bella finds herself insanely attracted to her sons new pediatrician and he seems to feel the same way? When everything seems work out for them will they be able to get through everything real life tends to bring? Lemons! R&R please *Reduced to a one-shot again* :/

Alone, running a subsistence farm in New Hampshire, Bella is visited by a wounded Revolutionay War soldier. Written for the Age of Edward contest.

When Bella is hired last minute to photograph a wedding for the Cullen family, she's grateful for the experience and the money. Upon arrival, she begins to suspect there's another assignment on Esme Cullen's mind – one involving her handsome son Edward.

Bella is a lonely, inexperienced girl who calls an Escort service wanting to know what it's like to have a boyfriend. Edward Cullen is the Escort. all human

The promiscuous Edward Masen former mechanic now actor was seen at the latest place to be with none other than America's Sweetheart, Isabella Swan. AH B/E

One-shot written for the annual Countdown to Halloween. Shy Bella decides to do something about her crush on the popular "jock" Edward at his Halloween party. Is a certain costume the right approach? Teen angst mixed with citrus and sweetness.

Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.

Bella seeks refuge from horrible nightmares at a small all-night diner, where Edward is the new night-shift waiter. Together they help save and heal each other from their pasts... extended from the original Love Through Lemons contest entry

All alone for the holidays, Bella receives the perfect gift this Christmas. My oneshot written for Breath-of-twilight's Countdown to 2011.

Mr. Edward Cullen gives Ms. Alice Brandon her first-day orientation in The Office. Who's right across the hall from him and doesn't know he exists? How will Alice help poor oblivious Nerdward? E/B, AH-AU, OOC Lemons. Full of gigglesnorts. Now continued.

Bella has an amazing life as a teacher in paradise. She's doing all the things she loves: teaching, playing music, and Edward? Tattoos, and Choppers, and LEMONS! Oh, my! AH, OOC, LANGUAGE

Sustenance, beauty and decadence in one package. With the victim chosen it's time for the hunt. ExB One-shot

Bella spends her every waking moment with the dead,and she's perfectly happy with it. When a mysterious man appears during her shift, she's strangely drawn to him–even though she's positive he came in a body bag. Is she going crazy, or is he all too real?

Bella catches her boyfriend of three months in bed with her best friend of three years. She goes to the one person she knows she can trust for a shoulder to cry on and ends up finding something she never knew she could have. Lemon with plot. Now a twoshot

Edward and Jasper are best friends and in need of a roommate. Bella needs a place to live, and fast.

1st place winner in the Erotica Contest public vote and IndieFicPimp Award winner. When Bella finally gets her chance to talk to the hot and sexy surfer she's been admiring from afar for months, she realizes he's a lot more than just a pretty face.

Edward's been watching Bella for three years during college and now graduation is only one week away! Will he finally man up and ask her out, or will he be too late? E/B AU AH ONE SHOT!

Ten months ago, she fell in love with a man over iced tea and card games. One-shot, complete. M for language and implicit sexual situations. You know, the good stuff.

When Bella saw Edward for the first time, she became obsessed. What will she do to make sure Edward is hers?

It was actress Bella's first love scene and she was nervous. Director Edward tries to encourage her. However, when the scene starts, can Edward keep himself together? Remain professional? And after, keep himself in control? Collab with kyla713

Classic plot line where Bella loves Edward... yada yada, but this time, she kidnaps his school paper and manages to get cum on it. Okay, maybe it isn't THAT classic. Heavy lemon, M, AH, AU. Enjoy.

Orgasm makes the blood so much sweeter, that vampires feed almost strictly through sex. Vampire Edward has taken to giving women pleasure, but only taking their blood in return. Virginal Bella thinks that sounds like the ideal situation…

Edward has been trying all morning to get his neighbor's attention, at the risk of being manhandled by others. Will he finally get the woman he's been lusting after? Or will old Ms. Stanley get her paws on him? Collaborative w/kyla713

I got Gonorrhea from my teacher, but it isn't what it sounds like... so now I'm stuck in a library with the love of my life every day studying the awkward subject. AH, AU, M, Lime.

"I bet the neighbors know my name, the way you screamin', scratchin', yellin'." Music inspired One Shot for Friday Night Bites contest. Lemon.

O/S: Bella succumbs to the pressures of geek world known as Comic-Con by her brothers. Dressed in a stupid costume, she braves the throngs of dweebs with their hard-ons. But do all geeks really require padding? Rated M. Collaboration with Helluvabell.

The mission is simple: pick up condoms for Alice. But Bella doesn't expect to walk INTO the best Samaritan out there. And with an invitation to his house, it's understandable she accepts; if only to repay his generosity. AH. Gratuitous Smut. PWP.

I wasn't looking for a relationship when I walked into that classroom, but that's exactly what I got. *An entry for the hardcorenerdward contest*

Servant and her Master. Lovers behind the closed doors of Villa. But when a prophecy threatens to tear them apart will they be able to prove that what they have is more than just lust. ExB

Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em

Edward hates his job, coworkers, and just about everyone else—except for Bella Swan. She's the new girl in the HR department, and according to him, out of his league. A repair call puts him in the proximity of his dream girl.

A series of hot one-shots rated very M for a reason. All fairly canon and all E/B.

Bella is a disillusioned cheerleader who jumps off a cliff into the churning water below and gets more than she bargained for when she's saved by the man who's been waiting in the wings. Popularity doesn't always equal happiness. AH Won 2 SingleShotAwards

Mr.Banner decides to assign new lab partners for the new topic of sex education, Edward and Bella get partnered up. Edward Cullen Is cocky and manages to make Bella uncomfortable every chance he gets. When Bella and Edward have to study what will ensue?

Edward moved to Los Angeles right out of high school in the hopes of becoming rich and famous. Instead, bad luck forces him to get a job at Wal-mart. When a hit tv show films at his store, a run-in with one of its stars changes everything.

Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.

Bella has a crush on the new dr. He finally asks her out making her realize she has no experience with men or the bedroom. A certain dr offers his services.She has 7 days to learn. They engage in a world of sexual experimentation. ExB,some Darkward. Smut.

When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".

AH. Edward gives Bella the gift all girls should get for their birthdays. Written for Fandoms Fight the Floods.

Edward has a gym, a gym that trains plenty of professional athletes. The last thing he needs is a bunch of half dressed girls invading his space and dancing around distracting his clients. Or is it? It might be exactly what he needs. E/B, rated M!

Bella is a single, business-oriented woman who realizes that the one thing she is missing in life is a child. When she decides to take matters into her own hands, however, things might go down a different path.

When a drunk Bella breaks into a house that Edward is staying at, she finds herself against the wall.

Sexy Eddie Contest! So, Bella is a waitress at a Diner trying to get some money and one day at her job, a handsome biker named Edward dazzles her. Sparks fly and lust is in the air! R&R and vote when the time comes! If you want in, contact Jayeliwood.

Edward has loved Bella all his life, but the opportunities keep passing him by. Now he's divorced and she's widowed- will he finally take the chance he's been waiting for for 40 years? O/S

A chance meeting on an airplane and a slip of the tongue. Who knew saying something so wrong could make everything so right? 1st Place Judge's Choice for the Awkward Turtle Contest. Because an awkward Bella is, well, awkward. AH

Bella is nothing if not studious-she's even studied sex in preparation for her first time. What will Edward say when she busts out her porn star moves? This is just a very short collection of fluffy drabbles, AH, rated M, for my dear friend Shannon.

What if you had a self-proclaimed disease? One that made you wary of women? What would you do if someone offered to help you with it? Would you refuse or would you accept? There are only two ways it could end...O/s For the Naughty and Nice Holiday contest

Edward is the king of Words with Friends at his office. What happens when he gets a sexy new challenge and a sexy new assistant? Written for Twinklings FMF, posted on their blog April 15th, 2011.

Edward is a police officer and is send by the chief to take care of something in a new restaurant. Bella owns the new restaurant and can't stand cops. What happen when they meet each other? Read and find out. Bella/Edward

Bella's moving into a new house, with all these boxes and Bella's stability on her feet it's not long before she's falling over things. Will her new neighbour 'Dr. Do Me Hard' be able to help? O/S AH

ONE SHOT.Isabella Swan has been a naughty student,wearing skimpy clothes and submitting incomplete assignments.Edward Cullen,her professor,is frustrated by her irresponsible attitude and his lack of control around her.A man can have only so much control.

Bella is an exotic dancer. Edward is shy and inexperienced. What happens when they meet at a gentleman's club? My first one-shot. M for lemons, AH, OCC, ExB **COMPLETE**

Winner of the Public Vote in the Curvaceous & Bodatious Contest - thank you for your votes! Collab w/Iadorepugs-Edward Cullen owns the popular nightclub Eclipse where image is supposedly everything. When plus-sized Bella Swan is drafted into helping out at Eclipse what will they both learn about images?

ENTRY for the CURVACEOUS AND BODACIOUS BOMBSHELL FIC CONTEST Looking in a mirror is tough. Especially when you're forced look at who you really are. It's always easier to see what you want to see in others rather than who you really are yourself.

Bella is a small town girl who leaves her hometown to start a new life in Seattle. Her only hope was to find herself, but when she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, she finds a whole lot more than she bargained for. Curvaceous/Bodacious FF Contest Entry.

Age is nothing but a number, right? What happens when Edward is several years older than Bella... and he meets her when she is 15? Read and find out. : AH/AU, M for lemons, BxE

Two shattered hearts. Bella is lonely and scared after escaping a violent marriage with two children and a mountain of debt. Edward is jaded and lonely after a stinging betrayal. Can caring for a sick little boy be the glue that puts them back together?

It's Bella's 18th birthday & Alice decides they need to celebrate. What happens when the night starts out as playful teenage adolescence & ends up in raw unadulterated lust? It'll be a night to remember, that Bella is sure to never forget. Rated M - All Human - OOC.

1920's Gangster, Edward Masen, wants to protect Bella, a damsel in distress. Will he find love along the way? Will he desire to change his lifestyle? One-shot. AH/AU Edward & Bella

I lowered my mouth to his, sweeping my tongue inside to suck up the blood that had pooled there. “And that, dear friend, is because, even in death, you do not deserve Bella’s sweet lips to be the last you’ve kissed.” Darkward-3rd place winner! *Mature*

Bella goes clubbing every Saturday night to forget about her hot, but mean boss, the CEO of Cullen Advertising, Edward Cullen. What happens when she drunk dials her boss and what does Edward really think of Bella? Dirty Edward AU/AH Two-Shot

When I took a job as a tour guide at the Kennedy Space Center I didn't expect to meet him. Astronaut Edward Cullen aka the "youngest and best looking one in NASA"...his words, not mine. Houston we have a problem.

Originally written for Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella's having trouble concentrating in class with her husband sitting next to her in a tight rocker tee and jeans. And it keeps going!

Bella is a rookie cop and finds herself in the middle of a gang war when she stumbles into the man that made her Valentine's Day hell 10 years ago. One Shot for Countdown to VDay: The Misplaced love Letter in the category: My Bloody Valentine. All Human

Bella Swan has always loved her best friend since the day he saved her life, Doctor Edward Cullen. Five years later and she hasn't told him. Until one kiss and one night of passion when their feelings are revealed. ONE SHOT. LEMON.

BPOV. Insecure, awkward, funnel cake freak Bella is hopeless around the opposite sex. Will a mishap at the fair get her to unclench long enough to enjoy herself around a handsome stranger? AU, AH, M for language & lemony stuff

EPOV. Bodyguard Edward Masen is supposed to protect the famous writer Bella Swan. But what happens when things get heated on her private plane?

Bella discovers a giggle-worthy secret about her painter, but what he shows her about life changes her forever. Sometimes, you find love in the most unexpected places and people.

For Sexy Edward Contest by Jayeliwood. Bad boy Edward Cullen has a plan to corrupt the innocent Bella Swan. But what about this other side of her that no one knows about?

Just another drab Thursday, or so he thought... 1st PLACE JUDGE'S PICK FOR THE TSA HOT LEMONS CONTEST! AH Rated M for language&sexual content.

Edward and Bella secretly want each other on the inside, while they hate each other on the outside, what happens when they are forcibly locked inside the drama's costume room? R&R One-Shot

Bella has wanted high school history teacher Mr. Edward Cullen since she was 16, 8 years later she's fresh out of college and looking for a job, and a position just opened up at her old high school. Sparks will fly in classroom. I do not own any pictures, i got them all off Google so I apologize for 'stealing' them. Think of it as a compliment. Again sorry if this offends.

Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.

O/S Lonely and scorned, Bella is sarcastic and slightly bitter. A bad first date isn't helping things. Will a stranger rub her in all the wrong ways…or all the right ones? Rated M for dirty talk and smut because I wrote it. AH ExB

"Why?" he asked, "Why me? I'm one of the rudest people in the world to you, and you're willing to give me your virginity based on an offensive comment?" -What's the offensive comment? Is Bella really that desperate? Yes. M, AH, OOC and sour for lemons

Twenty-four hours before she begins the vacation of a lifetime, Bella learns that a change in plans isn't always a bad thing. A FGB o/s for ChiTwiGal.

Bella lives alone in a large house. When there is a knock on her door during a storm, she's surprised to see a gorgeous, drenched man on her doorstep. However, his scent is what really surprises her. Bella's PoV AU B/E

When Bella and Alice go to the "Seventh Heaven" tattoo shop, they get more than they bargained for. Alice gets seduced by her tattoo artist, leaving Bella alone to wait for her.. until Tattward comes to keep her company. Lemony goodness. One-shot. NC-17.

One chance meeting with a handsome stranger at a club leads to a night of pleasure. But what if the stranger doesn't want to let go? My story Unbelievable re-edited into a one-shot with a few storyline changes. Darkward, BxE, Lemon, Vampires.

Edward and Bella have been best friends and roommates for four years, but now Edward is the only one in the apartment they used to share. What happened that made Bella leave and is she ever coming back? AU/AH Dirty Edward One Shot

2nd Place winner- 2010 Age of Edward contest. 1899, The Gilded Age, in New York and Newport, RI: Brought up surrounded by opulence and wealth, bound by tradition, Edward is faced with a life-changing choice.

Sometimes insanity begets insanity. AU/OOC. Rated M for lemons, violence and violent lemons. My entry for the Mentalward contest.

Bella is sexually frustrated, extremely so since she and Edward have agreed to wait. When Edward is away Bella decides to take matters into her own hands, only to discover she can't bring herself to finish. What happens when Edward walks in? OOC/lemons

Bella and Jacob have been together for a few years. But recently Bella has been left feeling very unsatisfied. Can Jacob's hot roommate Edward give her a little help? AH OOC One-shot.

After seeing something she shouldn't have Bella, with the help of Alice, decides that she will have Edward. Does it really matter that he's nine years older and her legal guardian? ExB

Bella just moved to NYC, far away from her friends and family. She takes a postition at a temp agency and they send her to the law offices of Cullen McCarty and Whitlock. Will she find what she's missing or is this just another job? **One Shot**

Edward is a Technology Science teacher at a small high school in Texas. Bella Swan is a new student who is hot for teacher. Can they hold out until graduation? Originally written for Ninapolitan's "I'm a tease" Twilight story Contest.

It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.

Bella is an untried pleasure slave given to Edward on his 18th birthday by his insistent father. Greek Togaward and Slave-girl Bella. AH, NC-17 for sex and adult themes.OOC

Bella works as a maid for the mysterious Edward Cullen. What happens when he finds her washing clothes? Love on a washing machine! Lemons galore. Now has a plot; sorta.

Edward is a 24-year-old Virgin Model for Brandon-Swan Studios. What happens when he does a photo shoot with the famous photographer, Miss Swan? SECOND PLACE WINNER for the 'Pop My Cherry' Contest! Rated M for lemony-goodness!

Bella goes over to Alice's house for the summer, and falls in love with Edward, her father. Sexy Daddy Doctorward meets Virginella. Language x Lemons. Oneshot. Written for the Secrets and Lies Contest

3rd place GSC o/s, being continued. NOW COMPLETE. In high school, geeky Edward tutored popular Bella. It ended badly. Four years later, Edward reappears in one of grad student Bella's classes. Both have changed. A lot. Will it be enough? AU/AH,OOC

Edward is a cocky but talented professional quarterback. His only problem is his sexy, shrew of a team owner. What can happen when the two clash during a heated meeting? ONE-SHOT, E/B

Bella's truck breaks down in a storm and the only shelter in sight is a mysterious home with an equally mysterious occupant. When she thought all was hopeless in life, a flame ignites within her once more. One bite at a time. One-shot, DARK THEMES.

After being hurt by her former boyfriend, Bella has sworn off relationships for good that is until a hot U-Dub quarterback pulls a trick play on her. Will he drop the ball or will it be enough to make her change her mind and try again? o/s TWBB contest

Edward is an English soldier that tortures Scottish people to get military information out of during the 1300's. Bella is a captured Scottish woman with information. What will Edward do to get Bella to speak? An entry for the Age of Edward contest.

Bella and Edward are rivals in college, but will the tension finally crack when they spend a little time alone? AH/AU.

One-shot. One winter night when Bella and Edward are moving boxes into her storage room, they end up getting locked in there with nothing but the cold. What will they end up doing to keep warm? All-human. M for lemons.

Entry for the Summer of Smut contest. Bella rents a lake house for the weekend and when she sees the man who lives in the house across from hers, fun things happen. Rated MA for language and lemons.

Waking up naked in a strange bed is bad enough. Waking up naked and tied up in a strange bed is worse. Even worse than that? Waking up naked and tied down in the bed of the Vampire that wants to eat you.

Singer Bella Swan needs a pianist. Vampire Edward Cullen auditions for the job. We all know, three days are enough to change... everything, don't we? Won 3rd Judges Pick in the Obsession Contest. AU, OOC, rated M for language, lemons and leeches.

One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.

Bella owns a custom clothing store. What happens when Edward walks in and turns her life upside down? Rated M for language and scenes of the citrus variety. o/s

Bella is a senior in high school who works hard for her future. Mr. Cullen is the assistant principal willing to do anything to help her succeed. How can this possibly work? Follow Bella as she learns and matures. AH, AU, lemons. MA content.

What seemed like a man stood up. Both of his wrists were chained and he was wearing loose black pants. His chest was bare and his eyes were as black as the night. His hair was the color of fire and his expression was dark. ExB

Cold, powerful, Edward Cullen craves his assistant, Bella. One night late at the office, he takes what he wants without asking. Lemon. All human. Please do not read if you are under the age of 18. Rated M for a reason.

Bella and Edward meet in Fangtasia.Soon their little paradise is shattered as the women of Lake Claiborne turn up dead.Its up to Bella to solve this mystery and save her innocent brother. True Blood/Twilight mix

Graduation present for Shelby. Edward is the popular guy who feels alone no matter who he's with. Can taking a chance on an anonymous letter change that? And what about the shy girl he sits next to in Bio? Can she give him the comfort and love he needs?

Edward has competed with Bella every step of his adult life - culinary school, opening their own restaurants and finally on Iron Chef America. Will Iron Chef Cullen's cuisine reign supreme?

The year is 1965 and Bella, a Pan Am stewardess, has a crush on the charming, Officer Cullen. Will sparks fly or will this flight have an aborted takeoff? Originally written for the Age of Edward contest, but now continues. Rated M for lemons, AH

Bella meets World War II Navy Pilot Edward at a USO dance and starts to fall in love immediately. Two weeks later, and one wedding later, they are facing long term separation as he ships off to the front. Can Bella stay strong with him so far away?

When Bella Swan inherits a run-down family cabin in Colorado, she hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to do the custom remodel and sparks fly. FIRST PLACE VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER in the Men at Work Anonymous Contest.

Edward is a Grammy-winning rock star and Bella is his personally-hired makeup artist. They flirt for six years before finally acting on it. Edward becomes cliche badass rock star. How will Bella react? READ/REVIEW! FRESH-SQUEEZED LEMONADE!Rated M for smut

AH/AU: The traveling Edward Cullen finds himself in the backwoods of a small Washington town. Stuck for the night, he takes up the offer of the local Sheriff for shelter, only to find his lovely daughter, Bella, the milkmaid, the real accommodation.

Rick & Kate play a childish game of Truth or Dare but end up with far more than they bargained for. Warning contains smut!

Bella's been daydreaming in class, Why can't Mr. Edward Cullen teach properly, what happens when they get so wrapped up in fighting each other?

My very first Castle story. One-shot, missing scene from "Tick, tick, tick..." We saw Beckett get jealous of Agent Shaw. What we didn't see is what she did about it. Heavy on the smut.

Edward has a big project to do. Bella's been sentenced to community service. Add in some promiscuous parasites, dusty books, and maple doughnuts, and you get my entry for the AwkWard Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/AU.

Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella

Bella is rescued by Edward, a firefighter in Boston. He feels differently about her, more so than anyone he's met before? Is she the one? Rated M for Lemons. AH OOC

Submission for the Parkaward contest. Bella Swan, a law student, is employed in the Edward Cullen household. He's been in love with her since day one, yet has been less than forthcoming with his feelings. Can he capture the lovely Bella's heart? SMUT.

“You’re such an asshole.” He looked at me cocking an eyebrow. “You treated the one true friend you had like trash in exchange for being the cool guy. You would never know who your real friends are." A/H Normal Bella and famous Edward stuck in a elevator.

My submissions for Breath-Of-twilight's fun holiday countdowns! Vampire Edward and Vixen Bella get it on in the office on Halloween, then have some Christmas fun! AU,Lemons

Entry for the PPSS “An Officer and a Gentleman” contest. Major Edward Masen is a former Air Force Thunderbird, decorated fighter pilot, and a war hero. A guy like that would never go for a girl like MIT engineer Bella Swan. Or would he?

Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!

Originally for The Sexy Edward Contest by twilightaddict26 which was my old account -Edward thinks he's God's gift to women and the new girl knocks him off his player pedestal. Slutty and Slightly Dominant Edward.

Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH

Edward tries to find a way to relax before a big job interview the following morning and finds himself in the clutches of a "lady of the night"...or does he?

True love is hard. True love with a vampire is even harder. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile for update on search for wife.

Eclipse AU. Bella and Edward in the tent, before Jacob joins them. EPoV.

Lieutenant Edward Cullen is a dedicated fireman, but, when a new probie joins his crew, he struggles to keep things professional. Will he be able to keep himself in check or lose his heart to the possibility of love? AU/AH. M for language and lemon.

Bella is having the worst day ever, She found her fiance's cheating on her, she has no home, friends, family or money and her car broke down in the rain. When a stranger pulls over to help her, will she get more than she bargained for? LEMON and language.

Entry for the Perv Pack's "An Officer and a Gentleman" Contest. When Bella's home is burglarized, she's forced to take in unexpected company in the form of one gorgeous cop. Rated M for language and lemons. AU/AH.

Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated M for language and adult situations.

Bella is a geeky girl who loves Mustangs. What happens when her crush gets one and takes her for a ride? Rated M for future chapters.

Successful musician Edward Cullen could have any woman he wants. But there's only one he can't stop thinking about and she seems oblivious to his feelings. Could a Christmas wish change everything for both of them?

Little did Edward know when he went to get a drink at the new pub across the street that he'd meet a captivating woman who would change him forever. Written for the Fandom Gives Back author auction. Bella/Edward. All human. M for lemons and language.

What happens when you're stuck going through security and your nipple rings set off the man holding the metal detecting wand? M for Pierced lemon and Wandward.

Dr. Masen would much rather be drinking at the party but instead he's playing Santa Claus. Things beginning to look up when a beautiful nurse sits on his lap and tells him what a naughty girl she's been. AH, Holiday-Lemons, co-written with Jayeliwood

Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.

Bella meets a fellow fan fiction writer she encountered online and gets the shock of her life!

When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.

ONE SHOT. AH. Bella is a librarian. Edward has leukemia. M for graphic images and a touch of lemon. tattward/inkella contest submission

Previously a one-shot! Bella moves into her new apartment and Edward lives across the hall. This is a moving day she will never forget. LEMONS!

Edward's the teacher, Bella's the student... smut in every chapter? Well yes! It's very prudent! AH/ OOC. ExB.

Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content

Bella and Edward play Truth or Dare, and it gets out of control. Emmett in the end! Bellas POV. Bella's human and Edwards a vamp. Last Chapter is finally out: I'm really sorry about the unreal amount of time it took.

Edward, Bella, and the others are out clubbing. Bella has a bit to drink and things heat up! All vampiers! WARNING: Smut, dominant Edward, dirty talk and naughtyness! Do not read if you are under 17!

Pastor Swan visits a man on death row only to find more than she bargained for. **Tissue warning** as requested.

Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Bella is waiting for Edward when he comes back from hunting. Edward stops resisting. In a good way.

Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.

Written for The Official SmutVent Calendar 2008. Arrogant, crooked CEO Edward Cullen meets a mysterious, beautiful stranger at his company Christmas party. Things are not what they appear. Proceed with caution; this even makes me blush. OOC/AH/AU. EPOV.

She knew something was wrong when he stopped touching and telling her 'I love you' back. They knew what they were doing was wrong, but they were too far gone to stop. Continuation of 'She Knew'. Now a Three-Shot.

Bella and Edward are two very competitive lawyers at the succesful Cullen & Hale Law Firm. After Bella makes a move from months of too much sexual tension and then suddenly leaves, Edward takes matter into his own hands. One-shot. AU. AH.

Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst

Nina, each chapter has the author who wrote you a piece of work. Happy Birthday - we hope you enjoy. Some are smutty, some are crackfic, some are .. undefinable. All are from our hearts.

A one shot for Ninapolitan's birthday. Edward and Bella are um...all hands. Prompt words used, laser pointer and whiteboard. Happy Birthday Nina!

Bella has been such a bad girl that she has to go see Principal Cullen. hot little one-shot that is my entry for the D/s birthday contest. ExB AH AU OOC rated M for LEMONS A PLENTY! please review it makes me smile!

A one-shot story of MORE sex and lust, still without romance. None. Very adult content. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.

A one-shot story of sex and lust without romance. None. Very adult content. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.

This truly excellent one-shot sequel has hot sex, lust, more romance and hot sex. And lust. Very adult content. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile

This is a truly excellent one-shot story of sex, lust, romance and sex. And lust. Very adult content. My first adult fanfiction. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.

Bella interviews for an Au Pair position, but gets far more than just a job. **This is an entry into the DILF contest**

Bella gives Professor Cullen a lesson he won't soon forget.

Sookie goes to Fangtasia to give Eric a piece of her mind for tricking her into drinking his blood and creating the bond, but in doing so smutty action occurs. E/S. Smut galore.

For the Secrets and Lies one shot Contest. Bella's best friend has a hot father. Will she succeed in seducing him?

Bella gets a flat tire on the side of a dark, deserted highway. There she is kidnapped by her worst nightmare. Or, is it her fondest dream? Written for the Darkward Vampfic Contest. VERY M!

How the viking vampire gets the girl, and kicks Bill out of the way. An Eric POV of True Blood episodes 8 and 9.

Bella dated James in high school and married him at 18 because she was pregnant. Then he starts abusing her. About four years later Emmett, Edward, and Jasper all move in next door to her. AH

I wasn't quite happy that 'the dream' was in fact, a dream. So, here's my take on it. LEMONS!

Eric/Sookie oneshot. Sookie craves Eric, so decides to go and visit him in his office at Fangtasia. WARNING: RATED MA FOR ADULT SCENE!

Eric and Sookie reconnect after the tragic events in Dallas.

Edward is a lost soul at Forks College, admiring Rosalie Hale from afar and just trying to make it through the day without being beat up. One quirky girl shows up and turns his whole world upside down. An entry in the Parkaward One-Shot Contest. AH ExB

When Bella's grandmother passes away, she leaves her house in Forks, which is in shambles to Bella in her will. What happens when Bella hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to fix the damages? Entry for the Summer of Smut Contest - ONE OF TWO WINNERS -

Teacher Edward begins a new year with the ever seductive Bella Swan. Will she be able to get what she wants? ONE SHOT. Very sexy, dirty talking Edward. Lemon-tastic! Give it a shot i'm sure you will not be dissapointed.

Tutor-girl Bella Swan just watches life from afar, crushing on the most popular guy on highschool and star of the Tree Hill Ravens is not easy, but what if that crush goes both ways? SMC ENTRY One Tree Hill/Twilight - ExB

Bella and Edward have always hated eachother, but one day Alice decides to dress Bella Barbie in blue. Suddenly they don't care about their on going feud, they just want Alice to leave. AH,lemon. "Edward I still hate you, this doesn't change anything."

Twilight/Tudors Crossover.The young Edward Cullen was the perfect Renaissance prince but after his first wife Tanya failed to produce a son.His Dark side came out.Bella Swan a young girl who becomes Edward's second wife.But things never turn out right

What happens when Popeward meets Nunella? Entry for the Age of Edward Contest.

Bella is a broke grad student looking for a job. Edward is a lonely doctor looking for some company. Their worlds collide during this one-shot for the "Tattward & Inkella" contest. Due to some juicy, wet, lip puckering lemons this fic is rated M. AH

Entry for Summer of Smut One-shot Contest: A beautiful woman is taken captive by a sexy bartender while on vacation. They become consumed in a night of...ahem...fun. Smut, OF COURSE. Rated M for mature themes, lemons, profanity...etc.

Bella is on vacation with her inattentive mother. She feels bored and annoyed before she sees the sexy lifeguard on duty, and she will do anything to get his attention. Lemon,Mature REVIEW PLEASE!

Edward needs to unwind after a difficult mission overseas and Bella's just the girl to help him. AU/AH Lemony one-shot. My entry for the DTE contest

Washington, 1941. Edward and Bella have their entire lives ahead of them. What happens when Edward make a decision that will impact their lives in more than one way. Entry of Age of Edward Contest.

I’d never wanted anything or anyone as thoroughly or desperately as I wanted Bella. I wanted her to be mine. I wanted to possess her utterly. I wanted her to bear my name and my children and to be my wife. Submission for the Age of Edward contest.

One shot very loosely inspired by the song. Hot, horny Edward, shy, bookish Bella, one night in his father's study... and feelings neither are prepared for.

Edward Cullen is a mafia underboss in 1929 prohibition Chicago. Entered in Roaring Twenties Contest! Rated M for language and sexual content of an explicit nature. AH/AU

Edward and Bella push the physical aspect of their relationship to new limits in the backseat of Edward's Volvo one rainy day in Forks. Bella is so used to Edward cutting their physical contact short, what happens when he doesn't? Read and find out.

For the Age of Edward Contest. After being teased mercilessly by Edward as a child, Bella switches schools, thinking she'll never see him again. But what happens 15 years later when she transfers back to Seattle from NYU and their paths cross yet again?

Edward and Bella in a hot tub! in public! need I say more?

At school, a reading assignment quickly heats things up between Edward and Bella. Not your average English lesson. One-shot, lemon, E/B.

AU, AH, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. A one-shot written for the Summer SmutDown.

Scotland, April 1745. With the Battle of Culloden casting a shadow over their heads, Edward and Bella share their last days together. BPOV. One-shot for the Age of Edward contest.

A surprise trip to the beach brings back memories for both Bella and Edward and turns their trip into something even better. M for a reason, written for BritishBtiches Smutdown.

The forbidden fruit factor comes to a tantalizing climax when two unavailable people find themselves succumbing to desire in silence. AH, AU, OOC, LEMON, B/E.

25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!

She could've been mine plenty of times. But if I gave in, then she could let go and I couldn't take that chance. So I let go instead - and now here I was, looking at them smiling together and just thinking, 'That should be me.'

Every chapter is a lemon of its own kind. Chapter one is really suck-ish because it's really old, but I can't seem to let it go. I swear, every chapter will leave you wanting more. Don't believe me? Then check it out and review! Thanks!

For the Age of Edward contest. AU, AH 1950's Chicago. Cynical lawyer and confirmed bachelor Edward Masen is looking for a secretary who can handle him. He gets more than he bargained for in the form of a shy, mysterious girl fresh off the bus from Forks.

Bella came home from a bad date . . . Who's the mystery man in the elevator? Bella OOC

Bella Swan wakes up one morning to an epiphany: She has given up on finding a boyfriend. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen the very same day? Age of Edward contest submission, 1980s Edward.

When the lights go off, a teenage girl can get a bit flustered. If you're in the pressence of Edward Cullen that is.

A series originally written for Twilighted's Smut Mondays, updated approximately every four weeks. Bella works at Staples and for years has secretly lusted after her boss, Edward. Will she finally make a move to show him how she feels? AH.

For the SMC contest. The girls vow to lose their virginity by prom night. Will they succeed? One-shot. E/B, J/A, Em/R. Lemons. MA for mature. American Pie-Twilight crossover.

Bella is paired with Alice for an English project. They have to recreate a scene from Romeo and Juliet, Bella's favorite play. But she doesn't understand how two people can fall in love so fast, until she meets Alice's Brother Edward. LEMONS!

A series of one-shots featuring Doctor Edward and Bella. It all starts when Bella schedules her yearly check-up with Dr. Cullen. Follows the couple through lemony events in their relationship. Hot and humorous.

After being wounded on the field of battle in Gettysburg, Edward contemplates the significant events of his life. One-shot for the Age of Edward contest.

Bella soon learns Edwards true, bloody nature.

Bella and Jacob volunteer to help out with their school musical, what happens when Bella meets the lead, Edward? Perhaps the drama isn't in the play. All human & lemon

What lies behind the door of Suite 2226? Will Bella’s life ever be the same if she succumbs to the desire she feels for a forbidden lover? One-Shot entry to the Forbidden Love Affair Contest won 4th place, Rated M

Bella spends the evening as a serving tray. BxE. AU/AH. One shot. Senseless smut.

When pleasure is taken from you, used by you, will you surrender to your deepest darkest desires or fight it? Sequel to ‘Pleasure, Thy Treat’.

Edward & Bella are attracted to each other,yet can’t have a relationship.He is Bella’s nephew, through an adoptive relation.But the world sees them as relatives,and it’s still a taboo. So,will they give into temptation and pursue a forbidden relationship?

Entry for Forbidden Love Affair, A Contest of Hidden Desires. Edward Cullen has a problem. He's in love with his best friend's sister. His best friend's only rule: Friends don't fool around with friends' sisters. Lemon!

Bella is a student at the UW whose clumsy tendencies has landed her in an ER more than once. One fateful fall lands her into the eager hands of a hot attending ER doctor. Written for “Forbidden Love Affair” A Contest of Hidden Desires. BxE, AH

The Bro Code. It's simple. There are certain girls off limits. Your bro's ex, the girl he wants, and his sister. How hard can that be? Edward finds out just how hard. ExB - Rated M for lemons and language.

Bella has waited patiently for eight months for Edward to finally give in and give her what she wants. Kinda sweet lemon, but still hot. AH/OOC. Now a series of one-shots!

Bella was used to being surrounded by love. Everyone around her had someone, all she had was a memory of a love lost and the hope of a relationship cast in the shadows of a past love. For the Forbidden Love Affair Contest. OOC/AH

Edward and Bella are married, but their sex life leaves something to be desired. How can they turn things around? A/H, A/U, E/B, lemons, fluff, funnies!

Bella's drunk at a party. Edward is watching over her to make sure she stays safe. But he never thought that he was the one that would need protecting when things get down and dirty. ExB LEMON-freaking-ADE No longer a two-shot... mmm

When student Bella Swan falls for her lecturer, she’s going to have to take a leap of faith and trust in him to get what she truly wants... What they truly want. AH, AU.

EDITED. Multi-millionaire Edward Cullen makes a proposal that Jacob Black can't resist. Written for the SMC Contest.

Bella is a successful Public Relations professional. She is hired by a company to launch their product. What happens when their financial backer is someone from her past? D/s Birthday Contest Entry. AH, AU, OOC. Edward/Bella. GRAPHIC LEMON.

Short, fluffy ExB one-shot. Nothing more.

After returning home from college, Edward embarks on a passionate affair with his father's girlfriend who just so happens to be the same age as him. AU All human EB! OOC

During the 1900's war between England and India, two-star crossed lovers meet. The Womanizing, General Masen, who must choose between his reputation or his heart and Bella, who must choose between her perfect picture or her life.

Beyond fantasy. Beyond obsession. Beyond time itself... he will find her. Edward becomes entranced by the smile of a young woman he sees in a photo taken over 70 yrs ago. Written for SMCC. Now a multi-chapter story!

Bella is crying on the sidewalk, drunk. Edward walked into her on his way home from the convenience store. When she causes a scene, he is forced to bring her to his apartment and that's where they start off the odd night to fall in love.AU/AH, BxE lemons

Bella lives in NYC, one day while riding the subway she sees a very sexy stranger who gives her the ride of her life. AU AH OOC BxE one shot lemon.

*One-Shot* Bella is hurt and angry. What happens when she encounters Edward at the Double Ace *wink wink* Lemon of course...

*One-Shot* A Sexualy Frustrated Bella Has problems coping with Edward being in Japan. What happens when he makes a surprise return? I like it sour....that means there's Lemons lol.

Bella joins a dating service looking for love. What she finds is so much more than she could have ever hoped possible.

AU all human oneshot. EPOV. Cannon pairings. Somewhat OCC It is the second day of spring break. Edward and Bella are flirtatious friends, but all that’s between them is tension…right? LEMON! If you don’t like it, don’t read it!

My second entry into the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Lemony Twilight/Harry Potter Crossover. Bella/Edward.

My entry for the ThreeSmutketeers Steamy Movie Crossover competition. Edward the vampire comes across X5 Bella in the woods. Cross over with Dark Angel. AU

An entry for *A Twilight Teasing Story Contest* Bella comes into her room, fresh from the shower, wrapped in only a towel, to find Edward lounging on her bed instead of out hunting like he's supposed to be. Slightly OOC Edward, but not too much.

A plain crashes on a deserted island, and only eight people survive. With no rescue in sight, they have to fight for survival. Bella also has to fight her relentless attraction to some of the men on the island.

Written for the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Edward is James Bond and Bella is a Bond girl. What happens when Edward gets poisoned? Lemon, Bella/Edward.

“For My Valentine” Contest Entry; Bella has loved her brothers best friend for so long, tattoo artist Edward Cullen. But after deciding to wean herself from her desire will he surprise her with a longing of his own? BxE all human, R/R/Vote

Bella has busted her butt to graduate college early, her last semester she see's the one thing that might destract her and ruin everything. Will she be able to concentrate during class with a green eyed hottie? one-shot, lemony goodness. OOC. R&R!

23 and 37 are both prime numbers, and people that age are on their sexual peak, also known as their prime. This is written for the SMC Contest.

A boss and his assistant have more than a co-worker relationship... but what will it take to get them to act on it? SMC contest entry.

After talking with Carlisle, and with some insight from Alice, Edward thinks he and Bella should test the waters of their physical relationship before jumping in, head first, on their wedding night.

That was it-his undoing and mine. We were no longer Bella and Edward, best friends. In that moment, we were just a boy and a girl about to express with our bodies what our mouths never could. SMC Contest entry! AU/AH Lemon.

2nd SMC entry! Edward and Bella are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill the same person. Thing is- neither of them know about the other's occupation. Love gets lethal between husband and wife and deadly secrets are revealed. ExB, LEMON!

This is my entry for the SMC contest. Edward Grylls and his camera woman, Bella must survive the jungle of Isle Esme. Things get steamy for these two in the rain forest. Exotic, survival one-shot. Lemon

NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA

Breaking Dawn epilogue - for those eager to know what happened after 'The End'. Join Bella as she gives Edward an anniversary gift he'll never forget. One-shot. Rated for mature content.

Pleasure is not always given, sometimes it is taken... and sometimes it is both. SMC contest entry.

Bill returns – with Jessica. Sookie makes a choice. Dum-dum-dah-duuumh! The third and final part of the Lust-trilogy. Strong adult themes.

SMC contest entry! For all time it was said that their love, brought down a kingdom. Remember them. A Twilight rendition of how the tragic love story of Tristan and Isolde began. AU/AH Lemon.

It's really hot out, and Bella takes a dip to cool down, a la naturale. Edward has no choice but to join. One-shot lemony zest, vampireEdward.

Bella has been a naughty little schoolgirl. The principal decides he needs to punish her. But when he means 'punishment' he doesn't mean detention. R&R Please! ExB Now a series of smuty filled lemons :D

Edward and Bella explore the wonders of their physical relationship. Caution, Lemons! This story is now officially complete, so please enjoy!

Bella and Edward met after college and have been married for almost two years. Edward works for Carlisle managing hotels, now a bit overwhelmed with work when more duties are handed to him, which leads to a very frustrated Bella. One shot

They would fight tomorrow but tonight was theirs. For the Steamy Movie Contest.

A submission to the SMC contest! Bella and Edward find themselves in the mountains on their senior ski trip. It's the last place Bella wants to be. Sex is the bane of their relationship. Will it result in warmth or ice? Lemon. AU/AH.

Edward is from a family of casino owning con-artists. Edward gets framed by Jacob and is sent to jail for 7yrs. Bella divorces him and becomes engaged to the crooked Jacob. Now Edward must seek revenge and get Bella Back. Ocean's 11 SMC. One-Shot Lemon.

A little drabble about Edward and Bella having sex for the first time. A little bit more grown-up than Stephenie Meyer would imagine it, I think. And of course all the angst Edward and his angst. GRAPHIC, guys. Not for children's eyes.

Written for the Steamy Crossover Contest- FBI Agent Edward Cullen is shocked when he is suddenly attracted to his formerly unremarkable partner while on an undercover assignment. Will he take a shot! Lemmonny goodness. Please note the rating!

Edward finally gets what he's wanted for the past year and a half. Inspired by the Sexy Edward Contest. A/H. Lemon. Dominate kind-of.

written in both Bella and Edward's POV Bella finds out Jacob is dying and runs to the one person that she feels like she can trust anymore. How will Edward ease her pain? LEMON pairing B&E

Bella and Edward have to attend a stuffy hospital Christmas party and decided to make a little game out of it. Au-Human, rated M for language and lemon!

Eric assumed that Sookie would forget all about his late night visit. She didn’t. Sequel to “Glamour Lust”. Strong adult themes.

Edward is working at his Uncle's Antique Store, when an enchanting young lady comes in looking for the perfect Christmas gift. Can Edward help her find what she needs? Will she help him find what he needs as well? All-human, now a Double-Shot. ExB, EPOV

Edward's thoughts get the better of him and then Bella walks in...

The seasonal obligation of finding a tree turns into much more. One-shot, ExB smut, smut, smutty holiday gift for dvorndran

AU of Resident Geek, set during the Christmas season. Rated M to be safe.

Oneshot: When Alice makes Bella try and find a box at her brothers appartment, Bella realizes her long time secret love - Edward Cullen - may share the same feelings towards her. Fluff lemon, AH.

My entry for britishbitches smutvent calander. Sorry if you guys already read this. Edward has to punish Bella after she sings a naughty Christmas song. AH OCC BxE

My entry into BritishBitches SmutVent Calendar. Bella has a very special Christmas present for Edward...

Edward and Bella hate each other and are working late one night during the Christmas party. What will happen when they're forced together for one night.

While Bella is at the Cullen's house to help decorate for the Christmas season, she gets an unusual text message from Emmett by mistake leaving both Edward & Rosalie pissed, Alice & Jasper in hysterics, and Bella mortified. Could it get any worse? BxE, AU

Therapist Bella and Patient Edward... another one-shot into my book of lemons. What happens when the sexual tension gets too much for Edward and Bella at Bella's office?

AH, ExB, One-Shot, Lemon. When you fall in love with your best friend, it's not always smooth sailing...

My submission for BritishBitches' Official Twilight Smutvent Calendar 2008. Details and summary inside. Rated M for a delicious lemon flavored candy cane.

There's to much lust in the Cullen's House. Can Edward handle it? Or will he resort to some self enjoyment? First One-Shot!

All Bella wants for Christmas is to be immortal and The Cullens are gonna give it to her! First fanfic foray - For jandco & WtVoC's A Very Cullen Christmas Contest. One-shot. Read this flaming pile of excrement at your own risk! TONS OF RIDICULOUS CITRUS.

Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest. Co-written by edwardzukorocks & JDSK

Written for the Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar. One-Shot. Bella only wants one thing for Christmas; she just has to convince Edward to give it to her.

It's burning up outside and Bella and Edward hardly ever get to see each other. So what happens when they get exactly 22 minutes alone? McLemon Lemon!

Jaded Phantom Productions brings you this entry into Withthevampsofcourse's and Jandco's A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest. We hope you enjoy it, and if you do, by all means, vote for us. AH ExB. M for language and lemon AH

Bella Cullen is cheating on her husband, Edward. What happens when her tempermental husband finds out and wants to show Bella what she will be missing? LEMON one-shot, OOC, AU, and AH. Second lemon in my "path to becoming better at making lemonade."

After a humiliating attempt at seducing Edward, Bella occupies herself by taking a bath. Little does she know, that Edward's mind is made up - and he wants to make love with Bella. What could this innocent bubble bath lead to? ExB Cute Smut.

Oneshot. All Human. Lemon. Bella and Edward celebrate their first Thanksgiving together as a married couple. Co-written by HaydenMCullen and ashel-13.

One-shot. Esme x Carlisle. Times this pleasant are few and inbetween. Enjoy them. Lemony content.

One-shot with Edward and Bella at a Minus the Bear show in Seattle. Sexy times. Lemony adventure for all!MA for mature.

This takes place right afer Jacob "kidnaps" Bella from school in Eclipse. After arriving back at Jake's house, Bella suddenly realizes she has feelings for him, but she still loves Edward. What will they think of her confession? E/B/J GRAPHIC SEX SCENE

Edward finally gives Bella what she wants most. One night with him while she's still human.

Edward needs the finishing touches on his wedding tux. However, he is not looking forward to the poking and probing from the elderly Ms. Jessica Stanley. He is pleasantly surprised to find the new intern to take care of him. One-shot E/B Lemon OOC

goddamn it, Edward! Be a man! Fight for me' She screamed, tears rolling down her pale cheeks. He stared at her with eyes full of agony, he's too weak. He can't fight anymore. But somehow he has to. Because she means that much to him. EBJ Triangle. E/B.

It’s not easy being the clumsiest waitress in town, but is it really Bella’s fault that the bartender is so distracting? AU AH

When what you want is something you can’t have, do you resist it? Or just keep it a secret? BxE, AH, AU. Lemony fun...

Bella is upset about Jacob, Edward snaps her out of it during a night when charlie's out. BPOV & EPOV a little OOC

Bella Plays 7 minutes in heaven, things don't turn out as planned.OOC

When he catches another man looking far too closely at her at the hospital, Carlisle realizes just how strong the possessive instincts for their kind run.

When Emmett talks Edward into reenacting a stunt from Jackass, Edward gets hurt. How will Bella....nurse him back to health? All Human. Lemon one-shot.

Edward takes the time to "culture" Bella; all vampire

Bella's getting married. She's at her bacholerette party and suddenly a God-like stripper walks in the room.. One-shot. M for Lemons. For the lion lamb fanfic contest.

Lady Isabella is married to King Jacob, the only problem? Here's a hint: it's in the bedroom. So King Jacob hires Edward Cullen, a sexual tutor to help Bella learn the ways to really pleasure a man. Trying to better my writing on lemons. one-shot AU AH OO

Bella goes dirty clubbing, she meets a man and they hit it off in more ways than one. Hardcore lemons. E/B

What if Edward couldn't deny Bella anymore, if he gave in to his desire. A one shot to show what happens when Edward loses control. I do not own any of these characters, they all belong to Stephenie Meyer

When Bill is away, Eric comes out to play. Will Sookie be able to resist his glamour? Set at the end of S1E09. Strong adult themes.

One-Shot for dirty talking edward contest. Bella is head cheerleader and edward a nerd. What happens when he has to go to her house one night to help her study due to teachers instructions in hopes that she wont fail

Bella makes a harmless comparison, but Edward takes it as a personal insult. What does he do to make her change her mind? My entry for the DTE Contest.

My entry for the "DIRTY TALKING EDWARD CONTEST." Edward learns that Bella doesn't want him to hold back. Details for the contest inside :D

For the Dirty Talking Edward contest: A year after Bella is changed she's driven Edward insane because she doesn't have time to spend with him. So he drags her off to a remote forest in South America to teach her a lesson. AU

My entry to the DTE contest. Bella's mouth gets her into trouble....

During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU

WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.

One-Shot For Edward's Dirty Talking Contest. Bella is a stripper at a club when edward decides after her last dance he will make a real unforgettable impression.

Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Featuring... SEXY LIBRARIAN EDWARD! Read and you shall be rewarded with a hot and sexy LIBRARY LEMON! Rated M for sexy time. PLEASE REVIEW!

Bella shares her first intimate experience with Edward. When she tries to reciprocate, everything falls apart at the seams. Will Edward explain what went wrong? Can they get back to where they were? An entry to the DTE contest. BxE, AH

Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.

For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is Lieutenant-Detective Edward Anthony Masen and he's hopelessly in love with his boss' daughter...journalist, Bella Swan. On the night of one of Seattle's deadliest storms their secret passion unravels.

Lemon. That's all I really have to say. The story explains itself.

She was his teacher, he was her student. And she needed a n't like, don't read. Made some changes. Written for Jayeliwood Sexy Edard Contest.

For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Edward was recently crushed by the love of his life. What happens when his brother and friends throw a party and a tipsy Bella walks into his room while he is sulking. Lemon ExB

When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.

ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"

I'll show them. That's what was on my mind when I got my high school reunion invitation. #4 for jayeliwood's contest :D Teacher Edward AH OOC

Edward is a history teacher at an upscale boarding school. What happens with he connects with one of his students on a whole new level? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!

My third entry for Jayeliwood's contest! Photographer Edward. What happens when Edward enters a contest of his own?

Written for Jayeliwood's contest, Sexy Cowboy Edward! My first lemon...be gentle.

What happens when Edward delivers a pizza to the girl of his dreams house? All Human, OOC, for Jayeliwood's sexy edward contest...review?

Submission for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Edward Cullen is the geeky owner of an up-and-coming candy store in Forks. One hot summer evening, his life gets a whole lot sweeter

Bella surprises Edward one day after work. He responds by letting his dominant nature take over. From Edward's POV.

It is Edward and Bella's wedding night, and the tension is palpable. Can a human and vampire really make this work?

Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!