There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.

One-shot. UsUK. "I love your eyebrows. I love your honesty. I love that you're terrible at lying. I love that I can tell when you've tried to thin your eyebrows because they'll be lopsided the next day. I love that you sleep diagonally on the bed..." Alfred decides to tell Arthur what, exactly, he loves about him after confessing what he hates the most the day prior.

"...But we loved with a love that was more than love-I and my Annabel Lee-with a love that the winged seraphs of heaven coveted her and me." Time makes the heart grow fonder and life grow crueler. Death comes swift and depression leaves slowly.

AU, USUK. Alfred Jones moves into his new house with his brother Matthew and his recently divorced mother. While exploring the unrepaired sections of the house, Alfred meets someone that will change his life...