My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

There laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out.

Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry.

I'm the boy that who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but will scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.

Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry but...Ha Ha, too bad loser!!

I love school. Except for the learning part. That part gotta go.

who say fish can't be funny but they make great friends

fish are friends not food

finding Nemo

Some people call me heaven and some people call me hell and some people call me earth but I am a combination of all four elements.