Author has written 6 stories for Heroes, Misc. Movies, and Twilight. Name: Elizabeth Cullen Age: Like I’m really going to tell you Birthday: June 21, 19-nope not sayin' Hair Colour: Black with tips of bangs red and 1 inch off of the bottom red. 1 inch on either side of part red too. Eye Colour: Gold Gender: Female(Baka people, jk) All names: Kyo, Sheatah, Sakura, Elizabeth, Ayame, Baka, Dipstick. Friends on Fanfiction: gaaras-emo-girlfriend (aka: Shadow, Amaya, Rin, Shizuka, Baka, Dipstick.), Alannacatt (aka: Alexandria, but don't call her that, call her Xandria.) Favorite Food: Ramen, Noodles, Tomatoes, Cherries, Chicken, Popcorn, CHANDY, Crab balls, Popcorn shrimp. Favorite Animes: NARUTO, InuYasha, Bleach, Sailor Moon, Saiyuki, Fullmetal Alchemist. Favorite Movies: All three Pirates of the Caribbean, all three Spidy movies, Naruto the Movie: Clash of Ninja in the Land of Snow, The Princess Bride, Dragonheart 1 and 2, all Harry Potter out so far, all three Lord of the Rings (Legolas!), all four InuYasha, The Covent, Enchanted, TWILITGHT (when it comes outJ). Favorite Books: TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, ECLISPE, BREAKING DAWN, MIDNIGHT SUN: EDWARD’S STORY (when they come outJ), Naruto manga, InuYasha manga, Peeps, The Last Days, the Maximum Ride series, all seven Harry Potter, Fairytales. Favorite Songs: Inseparable, Goodnight and Goodbye, That’s the way we roll, Just Friends, S.O.S, Year 3000, Australia, Sisters, Girl Power, Hurricane, Come on, Cherish the Moment, It’s over, Do Your Own Thing, The Party’s Just begun, Step up, Dance with me, Why wait, Breaking free, What I’ve been Looking for (Sharpy’s version), Bop to the Top, When there was me and you, I don’t Dance, Fabulous, Everyday, Bet on It, You are the music in me, You are the music in me (Sharpy’s version), Work this Out, What time is it, Humuhumunkunukuapua’a, The Best Damn Thing, Girlfriend, Dirty Little Secret, Potential Break-up Song, Jesus, Take the Wheel, Before he Cheats, Ever ever after, The Devil Went down the Georgia, The Devil Went Back to Georgia, I Fly, The Siamese Cat Song, Once upon a December, I Won’t Say I’m in Love, Everytime we Touch, Fighting Dreamers, Gypsy Women, Between You and Me, Unwritten, Ready Steady Go!, Beyond the Door, Sakura Drops, Turning Sadness into Kindness, Inerasable Sin, Final Distance, Passion, Undo, Motherland, Rewrite, I Will, What Hurt’s the Most, Bleach 1st ending...Plus a whole lot more. Quotes 'Manga My anti-drug because when you're addicted to manga, how can you possibly afford drugs?' 'I'm not afraid to die. a little of me has been dying every day since you came back into my life. 'And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. '...And third...i was unconditionally, irrevocably in love with him.' – 'You are my life. You're the only thing it would hurt to lose' 'That's practically an insult, the way you look right now. You're much more than beautiful' 'Who do you turn to when the only person in the world who can stop you from crying...is the exact person who made you cry?' 'Never go Back on your Word' - 'Don't try to fix me I'm not broken...' 'Sometimes i wish i was like the rain, so i could connect hearts. Like the rain connects the earth and sky, though they never touch' – 'It's silly to think you can heal a broken heart, the sad truth is that sometimes a wound can be too deep' 'if being different is a disease, than were all infected... 'Life are like stepping stones, if you go to fast or miss one, you'll fall and sometime lose your place in life...' – 'If tears could build a stairway, and memories a lane, i would climb right up to heaven and bring you home again.' 'The Hunt Never tasted so sweet.' 'I keep closing my eyes but i can't block you out.' – 'I'm looking for someone to quench my thirst for all eternity.' 'Stupid shiny Volvo owner.' - 'In fear i hurried this way and that. I had the taste of blood and chocolate in my mouth, the one as hateful as the other.' 'Only a vampire can love you forever.' 'Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody'- 'Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very Dark, but there were stars-points of light and reason. ...And than you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizen, everything went black. nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything. 'Call the kid a monster and he's bound to start acting like one!' 'I need to know there's more to life and i can't know that if they kill you!' - 'It takes two to tango 'I will light a fire on the fang that falls short this night, so i needn't see that star, so it does not tear this throat of mine.' 'We stand in awe before that which cannot be seen and we respect with every few which cannot be explained.' 'If i don't wield the sword, i can't protect you. And while i wield the sword, i can't embrace you.' 'People hate those who make them feel their own inferiority.' 'A fox should not be on the jury of a goose's trial.'- 'She wears her heart on the outside, willing to give it to anyone kind...' – “Roses are red, violets are blue. Get out my way Or I’ll crush you!” “Without dreams we have no world. Without love are no dreams. “Truth is beauty and beauty is truth.” “It’s not what you take when you leave this world behind you, it’s what you leave behind you when you go.” “You who swallowed a falling star, O heartless man, your heart shall soon be mine.” “Into the skies, to live or to die.” “Pain doesn’t hurt when it’s all you’ve ever felt.” “Everytime he went ding, she went don’t, and I went DANG!” “To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world.” “Dying to become the undying.” “Just as time is endless, so are your opportunities.” “Duck and cover Daddy, It’s return of the Joe-ni.” “You know how men are, they think ‘no’ means ‘yes’ and ‘get lost’ means ‘take me, I’m yours’.” “Dream as if you’ll live forever; live as if you’ll die today.” “Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.” “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.” “In the broadest sense, evolution is merely change.” “Your mind is like a parachute. It works best when it’s open.” “Make an effort. Not an excuse.” “The expert in anything was once a beginner.” “Good order is the foundation of all things.” “Fundamentals are the building blocks of fun.” “Shoot for the moon. Even if you fail you’ll land among the stars.” “A friend in need is a friend indeed.” “Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me, I may not fallow. Walk beside me and be my friend.” “Smile. It’s the first thing people like about you.” “Constant as the stars above, always know that you are love. And our love shining in you will help to make your dreams come true.” “You are what you eat” coughcoughchojicoughcough “A penny saved is a penny earned.” “Neither a borrower or a lender be.” “The grass is greener on the other side.” “You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone.” “The only time a women can change a man is when they’re a baby.” “I hear voices in my head and they don’t like you.” “Dinosaurs need to eat. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherited the world.” “Just because I’m resisting the wine, doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the bouquet.” “Yeah, it’s an off day when I don’t get somebody telling me how edible I smell.” “A red sun rises. Blood has been spilt this night.” “I hear voices in my head and you think you’re the freak.” “Okay, let me get this straight. Your going to a houseful of vampire and your scared they won’t like you?” “Music is…a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy.” “Where’s the monkey. I need to shoot something.” “You smell funny.” “’your mad’ Thank goodness for that because if I wasn’t this probably would have never worked.” "Your evil." "Embrace it, fear it." A wise man does not need advice and a fool won’t take it. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together. A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart. Those who hate most fervently must have once loved deeply; those who want to deny the world must have once embraced what they now set on fire. When love is suppressed, hate takes its place. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot It's a matter of life after death - now that he's dead, I have a life An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days." Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO(does anyone get it...?) Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business! I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You're intoxicated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (except for Edward Cullen, of course) I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man. "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey! Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. -I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! -If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. -Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people. -You can shatter my heart but I will love you with all the little pieces. -Trying is the first step toward failure -A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun" Harry Potter can kiss my ASS! It won't kill us...yet. I'll see you in hell. Thy powers will take thy life. Denn die Todten reiten schnell. (For the dead travel fast.) Tan y'n cunnys lemmyn gor uskys. (Now set the pyre at once on fire.) This is a really cute, true poem. Girls DJ HIHI KIMIKO'S SONG~! (Add onto your profile if you hate KarinSasuke!): WOOT~ SASUSAKU FANS SPREAD!! Hey SASUSAKU fans~! Karin is a slutty witch, Sasuke’s such an ass, Karin is such a bitch and I wanna scratch her eyes out! Saku’s dreamed about him, But Karin is a slut, EWW! Like I said…it’s freaky… Karin's a slutty witch, Sasuke’s a huge retard, When I see him, I will knee him. MWHAHAHA~! HEY~! Look over there! Hey Karin, over here! -intiate blood scene with her screaming- YOU HOOKER! YOU SLUT! I HATE YOU!! DIE! SCRATCH HER EYES OUT! GO TO HELL! MWAHAHAHA! HOLD HER DOWN! Let’s get outta here! -SasuSaku fans run off and give middle finger- Meanwhile… xDD~! §æ§æ§æ§§æ§æ§æ§§æ§æ§æ§§æ§æ§æ§§æ§æ§æ§§æ§æ§æ§ Randomness: Twilight 10 Commandments I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I. You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain. Remember to keep release dates calendered. Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence. You shall not kill humans. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways. You shall not covet Edward. You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen cars. Think About It... If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window! if two wrongs dont make a right, try three whoever said nothing's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door! apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother steven. or my younger sister ho-chan-chu. but i think it's steven. borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?' whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? how is it possible to have a civil war? if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Can a fire truck park in the fire lane? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? Are marbles made of marble? Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June? Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to Which way does a compass point in space? Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? Can bald men get lice?? Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you are a NaruHina fan then copy and paste this to your profile If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. IIf you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever let your head fall down really hard on a desk out of pure randomness, copy and paste this into your profile If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've reread chapter 23 of TWILIGHT over eight times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. 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Copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming him Edward copy this into your profile. (I think Edward is really scared right now...) If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile If you know you have an un-healthy obession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you have Twilight and New Moon memorized, copy this into your profile. If you think I am an absolute obsessed geek because I have the above, copy this and the above into your profile. :D. If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run up the "Down" elevator copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (seems to happen more often when I'm with my friends) If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile. (I'll personally supply the pitchforks.) If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile. If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.) One bright day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back-to-back they faced each other Threw their sowrds and shot each other The two def cops heard the noise And came to kill the two dead boys If you don't believe me ask the blind man. He saw it all --Do you get it?! If you do/don't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think that push doors with handles are created by the union to make people feel stupid. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! 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If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Gaaraslilgrl, Maximum Ridegirl, Misuteriasu Bara, 30 of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Gaaraslilgrl, Maximum Ridegirl, Misuteriasu Bara, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Konoha-Salad, Exclamation mark and co., Optimistic-Pessimist, brokenflame7,flirty flower, Maximum Ridegirl, Misuteriasu Bara, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, Amaterasu Haruno,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Misuteriasu Bara, THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX,xnarutoxrocksx.uchihasakurah26,Sasusakufan2357,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Denn die Misuteriasu Bara, If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Misuteriasu Bara, Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 You know you live in the year 2000+ when... 1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. You know you've read Twilight too many times when... 1.) You see the names Edward and Isabella/Bella everywhere you go. 2.) If when you watch the movie Prancer, you noticed they said, “And the lion laid down with the lamb.” 3.) You accuse anyone of being wrong if they say Twilight isn’t real and the Cullen’s are just fictional characters. 4.) You call you friends the names of any of the characters in it based on their personality. 5.) You swear vampires and werewolves are real. 6.) You base you boyfriends studious on Edward, Emmett, and/or Jasper Cullen. 7.) You created your own character and wrote them into the plot and you refer to that name all the time. 8.) All romance scenes remind you of Edward and Bella. 9.) You compare songs to Edward and Bella’s relationship. 10.) Throughout the day you’re thanking Stephanie for taking away any chance you have for finding a man. Normally worded like this; “Thanks Stephanie, now I’ll never find a man.” Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile STOP DRUNK DRIVING!! I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye. (This is actually a chain letter I got from a friend but had to add to my profile.) DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Nejisangelofdestiny, Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly.and said do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and they had a son. Fandom Analytic Nostalgic Freedom Intellectual Creative Tantalyzing Integrated Opinionated Notion PROOF! That Sasuke cares... for Sakura. (Maybe not love) From: Forever999 During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time. -When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come(of course, he didn't know that but still) -(From Angel of Cherry Blossoms) When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her. -During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found, Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style. -Again during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward. -After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her. -Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her. -Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that. -During the Perliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop. -After Garra semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had better save Sakura no matter what, then run away. -Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, refering to Sakura. -Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something but making Sakura fall in that manner. -Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closly, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second. -Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit. -After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her. -When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face. -(From Angel of Cherry Blossoms a.k.a. Angel of Konoha)When Ino hugged in during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her. -During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through. -This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something. -Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still. -(From Angel of Konoha) When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed. -Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way, I think. -Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench. -(From Angel of Cherry Blossoms)Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying' Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901 AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder 'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.' 'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.' 'Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...' 'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.' 'You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...' 'When you laugh, I'll laugh. When you cry, I'll cry. When you jump out a window...I'll laugh.' 'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.' 'I say this because I care for you: GET SOME HELP!' Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes. A conclusion in what you reach when you get tired of thinking. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! Normal people worry me. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. 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