Invader Darwin
 Hi!!!!!...Well, i guess the whole point of you being in my profile is you whant to know stuff about me...unless you clicked on it by accident. Name: Darwin Gender: Male Race: Irken Age: 13 Birthday: July 3 Personality: I am a very normal guy...and i don't really give a cracker about what people think about me. I am not shy, I am a very outgoing person. I like meeting new people and making new friends. I consider myself a fun guy. I like randomness and like to be random. I am also a very athletic person, my favorite sport is Soccer and my second best is Basketball. I am usually a very happy guy but when I get mad I usually get a grudge on that person. So if your my friend, try to get on my good side. Likes: Doing sports, watching stupid cartoons, drawing(though I suck at it), and listening to music. Favorite shows: Invader Zim, Dragonball Z, and Pokemon. If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Invader Zim should kick Sponge Bob’s yellow square ass post this in your profile. If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! Many writers don’t know the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re.’ If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile. Put This In Your Profile If You’re Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn’t cool to breathe. If you’re one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile. If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. If your friends are as weird and maybe(if possible) weirder then you then copy this onto your profile. If you’ve ever wanted to say “fuck you” to any sort of authority, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you prefer villains over heroes, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think villians rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile! If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim’sMostLoyalServant, XxFuTuRe-EaRtH-RuLeRxX. Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry’s Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Erik’s Muse, comix-freak, the epitome of randomness, Yessie55, Zim’sMostLoyalServant, XxFuTuRe-EaRtH-RuLeRxX.Invader-Darwin If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, RulerofFire, Grogie13, Zim’sMostLoyalServant, XxFuTuRe-EaRtH-RuLeRxX.Invader-Darwin. If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you and highlight: I’M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I’m INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I’m ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I’m LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I’m WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. I’m good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store. I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK. I’m EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek. I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. I don’t think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies. I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I don’t like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I’m GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I’m BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I’m MIXED so I must be fucked up. I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I’m MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black. I’m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo. I’m an OG so I must be Mexican. I’m CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile "I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... True Love: Girl: Can you slow down?! I'm scared! Boy: Sure, but first, tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now can we please slow down? Boy: Hug me. Girl hugs him Boy: Now can you please take this helmet off me, it's bugging me?! Girl takes off his helmet and puts it on her own head Next day in the paper... There was a motercycle crash yesterday due to break failure. There were two passengers, but only one survived. Truth... Halfway down the road the boy realized his breaks broke, but didn't want to scare the girl so he had her say 'i love you', and hug him one last time, then put his helmet on her so he would die but she would live... Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that this is really and truly, true love. If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD AND JESUS CHRIST IS HIS SON THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! Now for the funny stuff: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it! HOW CRAZEE?? Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the movie. Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world, Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane. Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty". Crazy is when you walk aroung and suddenly shout "IT WASN'T ME!!!! THE LEPRACHAUNS TOLD ME TO!!! THE LEEEEPRACHUANS!!!!!" Crazy is when u have too much caffiene and laugh like your insane in homeroom. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! SERIOUSLY! COPY AND PASTE THIS!! PASTE IT I SAY! |
