He was a mountain of man, but that was not what had left an impression on her. A story that explores the origins and theoretical future of Agent Maine.

Syndrome wanted to be super, now Violet wants to be normal. Syndrome survived and decides to destroy the Incredibles one by one, starting with the girl. What happens when they realize that they have more in common than they thought?

A seemingly unlikely partnership is formed while researching an unknown bug species. Ino x Shino.

People say things change when you get older. But for Ed Edd n' Eddy, some things never change, even when you're a senior. Follow along as the Eds try to survive senior year... Or more importantly, survive the Kankers. Mainly Edd/Marie. More Later. R&R!

Sakura asked Ino to use her clan jutsu to learn the secret of Naruto's solid henge transformations, and when she does, Ino learns just how fragile his world really is. Up For Adoption

Yatsumi's employer is plotting to find her a husband, and Shino is ensnared in the madcap scheme. Can romance blossom under the light of false pretenses? Plenty of humor and charm combine with romance and drama to create a unique and entertaining love story.

A short drabble about how Omega feels about Doc. Contains season 13 spoilers I guess

Sakura has never known much about the Aburame clan or their responsibilities. Shino has never considered the full extent of the all of the duties of a medical ninja. Two ninjas begin to appreciate each others' talents and contributions to the village after a chance encounter in the fruit orchards outside of Konoha. What all will they learn about each other? ShinoxSakura Mature

Multichapter. Why does love have to be such a messy business? Ino finds a new love after experiencing heartbreak.So who is the guy and why all the mystery?

Shino and Ino, Two shinobi who've never been anybody's first choice, become bound together in a series of freak events. Shino/Ino

We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!

Because smart is sexy and talking to Shikamaru is very intellectually stimulating. In more ways than one. Rated M just to be safe.

Gaara discovers his siblings think they have an advantage over him in a certain area so he decides to prove them wrong with the help of a certain female ninja or ninjas. Will he prove them right or wrong? Rated M for safety.

It was never meant to happen, but it did. Sabaku no Gaara becomes mesmerized by the timid Hinata Hyuga after the failure to retrieve Sasuke. An unlikely acquaintanceship strikes up then becomes something passionate, dark and even dangerous for both. INDEFINITE HIATUS AS OF JAN 2014.

Tenten's path crosses Shino's as she prepares to take another mission with him. Me no own. Last chapter is up! Complete!

Shikamaru finds out his mom is back on the active roster and accepting missions. His dad personally hand-picked her new training partner and Shikamaru can't object to having her around. ShikaXTen Me no own.

Rock Lee has married his dream girl and various adventures ensue. For a time they are happy as they remember the things that brought them together and helped them fall in love. It is a story about love, family, and looking beyond what you see.

Sakura's random encounter with Shino in the field leaves her wanting to get to know him better. Though she may get more then she bargained for. Sakura/Shino beware the crack . Eventually mature.

Naruto gets adopted at an early age. How far can he get with somebody actually supporting him? And how will he influence the Elemental nations? Rating for language.

Familyfic/angst/humor - Two damaged souls, 17 year old Kakashi and 3 year old Naruto find a way to heal each other and become a family. Read as they overcome their pain and face a new life full of promise and hope. How will this change Naruto and Kakashi? Watch the boy grow to be a strong shinobi and face the world that had turned against him. Some action and eventual romance.

Then sentence her to life. Ino would have preferred death. Dark AU. Ino-centric. Minor InoNaru.

Hyuuga Hinata has felt like a failure her entire life. But when her father sends her away to marry a man she's never met, rumored to be a murderous monster, she finally has a chance to make a difference ... and rediscover her forgotten past. :Gaara x Hinata: Now complete!

It’s a new assignment for Shikamaru as well as an excuse for the chunin to goof off with his friends when he gets the opportunity to mix business with his new found hobby. Meanwhile Kankuro is left vowing revenge.

After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.

Was he responsible for my mother's death? Not directly, no. But he was responsibility for my father's corruption, for my family's dissolved connections. He was responsible for my family breaking apart. There was one thing keeping my head above the ocean of grief - the thought of revenge. Dismantling him would be oh-so-satisfying. Dark!Violet, SYNLET. Rating will go up.

Demons and black magic stalk the streets of 19th century London, drawing a novelist, a nobleman, a priest, and an inventor together. In the face of evil, who should you call?

[multichapter] The cathooded one is in town for a delicate mission and he now has one of his own...Kankuro wants Hinata... and Hinata wants the big bad puppeteer from the sand. What's the problem?How about Hiashi and Neji thinking it's a bad idea!

The Condor is a pirate ship, captained by a man some call the devil, and a black witch who can steal the truth from your soul. The crew don't know the past of their officers, only that they seek a legendary crew of do-gooders known as 'the Storm Hawks'.

Multichapter AU When the life of the company's robotics genius is threatened, Suna Enterprises hires the Inuzuka Personal Protection Agency. Kankuro isn't interested in someone being that close to him until he meets his assigned shadow, Hana Inuzuka.

Gaara's insomnia reaches epic proportions and it is starting to affect his sanity. However, on a recent trip to Konoha, he accidentally finds a solution to the problem… and it involves Hinata. Nearly completed! Last part will be done tonight xxx

RGB, not EGB. Egon & Janine: Are they or aren't they and why should Peter care either way? Adult language and references to adult situations. 5/4/12 A/N: This is not a repost, it's a replacement as I finally split this into separate chapters.

Sakura confessed her love to Naruto. Naruto accepted it even though he knew it was bogus. Years later, Sakura has become his wife but this happy ending is turning into a fairytale rundown. The reason? Sasuke comes back. No Character Bashing. Pro-Sakura

After developing amnesia in Konoha, Hinata is sent back to Suna, unaware of her life there, or that she's married to the Kazekage. GaaraHina, some SasuHina, slight KabuHina and NaruHina.

ONE SHOT – All work and no play makes Ino a dull Yamanaka… and Gaara a little bit psycho. Gaara/Ino

Let The Rhinos Roll: The rhinos are home safely, Chris is back with the team… so what's wrong with this picture? Unbeknownst to Chris, a game of chess was being played right under their feet, with he and his brother as pawns… in whose game? Ch 4 up!

Sometimes people surprise you and remind you that all you know is not all there is to know, that things will not always be what you expect them to be. Set after the war.

It's been ten years. Kick is back in town to pull a stunt. Kendall is back to see her family. Gunther is there to be there for his friend. But Fate is Wyrd, and that which is planned isn't always what happens. KickxKendall

When you look around you wonder, do you play to win or are you just a bad loser? Syndrome/Violet AU

A series of drabbles revolving around Shino and TenTen while they're on a diplomatic mission together.

Sequel to 'The Haircut'. Tenten's obsession with Shino's personal grooming continues...

Short stories revolving around Shino and TenTen written using prompts

Shino and Tenten seem to be using their punctuality as an excuse to be close to one another. Rated M for violence and gore in sixth chapter. Chapter 8 up. Complete. Me no own.

He didn't know where he was going, or if he'd ever know, he only knew that he was free from the suffocating atmosphere he had been trapped in for years... Old story, Synlet.

Shino prides himself on understanding all the little things in life, but why is it so hard to understand what that girl makes him feel?

The war is over, but there will always be dangerous missions. When Shino uses an Aburame hidden jutsu to save Tenten, he realizes he may have put their working relationship in jeopardy by doing so. What's a socially stunted shinobi to do? ShinoTenten

Marie Kanker has always been a menace, a bully, a hindrance. But when Double Dee sees her sensitive side, will he be able to look at her in a new light? Based off the song by the Cure, "Friday I'm in Love." Complete.

Ino tells Sakura she doesn't know how to flirt and have fun. Sakura sets out to prove her wrong, and Shikamaru ends up her unsuspecting victim.

Shino is called to help remove a poison from Tenten. When half his bugs swich their allegiance to Tenten, Shino has to find a way to woo them back while helping her stay alive. LeexSakura Less Neji bashing. Me no own.

Gaara doesn't really understand girls.

After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*

There's something about a certain creepy-eyed kunoichi that Gaara of the Sand just can't stop thinking about. Unfortunately, he's not the only one. GaaHina, ShikaTemKibaTenTenNeji-conspiracy. ENJOY! P.S. I do not own Naruto.

What if Sakura had actually stabbed and killed Sasuke instead of backing out? How much different would the story have played out? AU Arc, NaruSaku. Rated M for violence and language.

Tenten thought she knew what would happen. She was destined to spend the night on the sidelines...AGAIN. Good thing she's not alone.

Shino's father is surprised by a mistake on Shino's college application. But was it really a mistake? What's the difference between entomology and etymology, anyway?

Three girls, three kisses, seven days, and one Kankuro. As Ino so eloquently put it, "Three strikes, you're out!"

A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.

Oneshot. An angry Tenten mauls a tree. Shino is the unlucky observer. How does this awkward encounter lead to something more between an unlikely couple? Course language. May possibly expand into series of oneshots. Ten/Shino.

If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.

In which Shikamaru learns the perils of being a teenage boy in the presence of a clueless girl. Shikaten.

The epilogue in a series of Synlet challenges for Synlet month. I hope you've enjoyed the ride. And now for one last bit of humor from our favorite couple, with the help of a very unlikely cupid…

a epic corssober of soda an weed

Shino probably just wasn’t in the habit of talking any more than necessary, but he was going to have to make an effort for her sake, Tenten decided.

Ten/Shino continuation from "Unwritten". Tenten's good news shatters Shino's world. Can she, with the help of another Aburame, help Shino see that his past does not predict his future? How will she deal with the repercussions? Some Naru/Saku, Kiba/Hina.

One-shot. There can be no beginning without an end. And while Tenten mourns the loss of another friend, she can also find comfort in the belief that there is something more waiting for them. Especially with Shino by her side.

AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.

Uzumaki Kushina was one of the greatest interrogators the Leaf had ever seen, now years later the Legendary Sadist of the leaf finally meets his teacher's only child. Naruto grows to learn that torture isn't about sadism, its just business.

5 years after the Wu, The Dragons have split up, each one watching over a quarter of the world. With no evil in sight,Kimiko reluctantly goes about her life as a rich heiress when Jack shows up, after 5 years of absence. He brings with him a proposition.

Shino and Tenten are returning from a mission when they are caught in a blizzard in the mountains. They find shelter and so much more than they expected. Third-Place winner of Shino/Tenten Winter challenge. Rated M for content and adult situations

Sakura hated Shikamaru's arrogant attitude but maybe it would grow on her.

I have mindworms. Why, you might ask? Because I've actually decided to write a real Stork/Cyclonis fanfic...

ShinoTen. A collection of Shino/Tenten oneshots of various ratings. Features Drunk!Shino, crack, AU, citrus, and KibaHina, GaaSaku, HidaTema and ShikaIno subpairings. See inside for more details.

The Hyuuga's eyes snapped open. Twenty-five? How could she be twenty-five? She was twelve. And married, he said? MARRIED? To who? Gaara/Hinata.

Naruto was often concerned about the impact he'd make in his lifetime. However, he never thought that he'd be making an even greater impact in the afterlife. Watch as our hero takes on a whole new challenge; being a Shinigami. Naruto/Bleach. DISCONTINUED

To ally their countries, she must wed one Uzumaki Naruto. But when Temari suspects foul play things get...interesting. Temari had anticipated alot of things, but is love in the hand she's been dealt?

Sasori's surviving replica turns Gaara into a doll with a new experiment and buries him deep underground. Hinata miraculously finds him after getting separated from her team, but no one knows it's really Gaara except her... GaaXHina

Her dream was to have a fairy tale ending with him, but scars made it hard to believe. When she finally began to see a chance at happiness, the dream she craved slipped away once more… Shadows of past loves are the hardest to escape from... Synlet. Sequel

Fifty different themes 10 per guy centered around Sakura & the men of Naruto. Pairings include, SakuxKankuro, SakuxShika, SakuxShino, SakuxNeji, & SakuxKiba. I'll try to change the filters as the story progresses, rated T for mild lang/adult situations

Shipwrecked and lost in unfamiliar lands, Ino and Naruto are forced to work with one another in order to survive. Together, they're about to find what their hearts have long sought after. NaruIno

Being tricked by his two former students he’s transformed into a cat and placed under Sakura’s care. Will there bloom something up between them or will he just be Sakura’s sweet kitty cat?

The Tohomikos are a wealthy family as are the Spicers. And what do rich families do? Have their children marry each other of course! Kimiko learns of her engagement to none other than Jack Spicer! Will she be able to forget his past and learn to love Jack

ShinoTen. The two forgotten rookies are drawn closer together by what they share and what they don't, to watch the lies crumble around them like ashes. Shippuuden arc.

Finished! Sorry about the long wait. Six-year-old Rorschach investigates the disappearance of the Comedian while on vacation in Florida with the other Watchbabies. Based on Alan Moore's Simpsons appearance. Major spoilers in chapter six.

Shino and his father talk about the perils of leaving things unsaid Shino/TenTen, Shibi/?

She is the key to his revenge. The process is complex, but oh so fun. Seduction. Betrayal. Manipulation of her precious emotions and mind. He enjoys it more than he should, and the more he touches and talks to her, the closer his doom creeps. Synlet

She'd known he was alive. He would have been an imbecile not to know she was. Still, both of them were rather surprised to see each other. And as the old saying goes, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Synlet

Shino was always considered a prude by his friends...until he met TenTen. Now he's trying to figure out if there is anything to their relationship or if it's just one big game. Includes sexual situations, minor swearing, and one really bad hair cut.

Because they were the couple everyone wanted to be...Iruka and Temari. Challenge.

[multichapter]Kankuro is in town on a mission and rubs Ino the wrong way from the beginning. It's okay though because the puppeteer doesn't mind a challenge! Will Kankuro get Ino or just a kunai in the back courtesy of the blonde shedevil?

Many people have misconceptions of others, and Sakura was definitely one of them. Even at nineteen, she assumed Shikamaru was a lazy, whiny jounin. How wrong she was.

50 themes challenge for kakashi and sakura

Stork/Starling - 50 themes and 50 sentences for the Merbian Pilot and the Interceptor.

Kevin is a jerk. That's no big secret. Just how MUCH of a jerk... that is something he tries to keep to himself. And maybe even a jerk can have good reasons to keep secrets.

After a battle gone wrong with Sound village, Kankuro- who is badly injured- and Hinata are trapped- with no way to contact their companions. Expecting to die, they confide in one another what they never thought to tell another soul. KankuroxHinata

Shino has the perfect plan, he will kill Kiba who has committed the ultimate crime against him. With some forced assistance from Hinata, the plan might just work.

After Gaara's siblings decide its in his best interest and Suna's if he gets married, a leaf kunoichi is picked and a marriage is arranged. Can Ino and Gaara find love despite the circumstances?

Iruka has fallen for the pink flower of the village, what will become of their friendship

There’s a secret, deep in the Russian taiga. There’s a secret deep in Violet, too. It may take one to expose the other, along with a familiar face that is secrecy embodied. —VioletSyndrome, dark themes, COMPLETE—

Kankuro and Hinata end up in a loveless marriage :blame their fathers: , which is, of course, their cue to retreat to the internet and fall in love with other people. But the internet is no substitute for real life... KankuroXHinata

The Nara clan is known for two things: Deer and medicine. And thanks to one bothersome grandmother and some medicine containing a dubious ingredient, Shikamaru and Hinata lives may never be the same again. Rating will go up to M soon.

The story never repeats itself, Naruto never married Sakura, Sakura never got his child as he dreamt about. In another world, where they never had each other, everything has become FUTILE.

Yoshino tells Temari the story of how she met Shikamaru's father, afterward Temari has an interesting revelation. Shikamaru and Temari aren't married. I just thought the title was catchy.

This is the sequel to Blind Dates and Moonflowers. Kankuro x Tenten.Again Temari with the help of Shikamaru try to fix up a brother. Will her meddling work it's magic again or fail miserably.Warning: mild lemons and swearing.Characters may be a tad OOC!

Hinata is forced to marry Gaara by the Hyuga clan. But there are secrets hidden and tons of new characters, so try to keep up! Meet a new group of misfits trying to destroy the Akatsuki.

redemption 1. an act of redeeming or the state of being redeemed. 2. deliverance rescue. 3. Theology. deliverance from sin salvation. 4. atonement for guilt.Completed. Sequel coming.

Gaara and Hinata have finally returned from their honeymoon with Yusuke in tow. Have they brought home more than they thought? Chapter 11 now up!

A Gaara x Hinata fanfic. Gaara is forced by Temari to go on blind dates while in the Leaf village. Gaara figures diffrently and stumbles upon love among the moonflowers.

Thirty sentences for Anko and Iruka!

Kimiko sees a different side to Jack and she finds herself feeling strange things for him. Comforting turns into something more. They'll never be the same. ONESHOT, LEMONADE.

In the world of the ANBU, emotions are discarded, you become a silent weapon, your loyalty being to your team. A story following an ANBU team as they develop. Lee centric may shift around later, LeeSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaTem

Shikamaru, Ino and Choji have been captured and placed in a prison camp by Orochimaru. THERE IS SEX, RAPE, ABUSE AND OTHER BAD THIINGS! Do not read unless fully prepared to be grossed out andor horrified. ShikaInofic. No Promises to pll lookin' for horror

Naruto arrives at Iruka's gravestone to explain just why he hasn't visited in such a long time. Slowly, as the sun begins to set, a bittersweet saga of death and ironic circumstance begins to unfold... taking place 20 years before. Naruto x Tenten

Jiraiya loves writing his perverted little books, Temari on the other hand is looking for blood after being the star of one.

Five years ago Haruno Sakura's true love died to defend her. Now she has the chance to bring him back and she will brave any dangers and overcome any obstacle to do so. Even Death. LeeSaku.

The Hokage decides its time for Iruka to give the children “The Talk”? What talk Hokage? Oh just you know “The cough sex talk... Oh god how will poor Iruka explain this will scaring their innocent little minds? And why is Kakashi attending the class? Ones

A shocked Neji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.

GaaIno. That's Gaara X Ino. It's Spring time, a time of love and blooming flowers. Romance is everywhere, except with a lonely flower shop worker. Could she ever find something special in a certain redhead? [COMPLETED]

Gaara takes a shot at writing poetry for his very first crush. Temari and Kankuro try to help. Oh god. Poor Hinata.

A collection of tinytiny short stories featuring Mirage and Syndrome. Some angst, some humour, some neither, some both. Stretching from premovie to postmovie. Starts with a death, ends with a birth, because they've never done anything the right way around

Flowers do not belong in the desert. And the desert did not belong in the forest. But they belonged to each other. A story about Kankuro and Sakura. A story about their love. Kankuro x Sakura

One Shot. Hyuuga Hinata is now a married woman and absolutely frightened of her new husband. hinataxgaara

Kakashi gets no respect at home from anyone.

Kankuro is always warm. KankuroIno oneshot.

Temari, almost 28 years old, can feel her biological clock tick. She want a baby and for that you need a man, and Umino, Iruka seems to be the perfect man for the job.

Things happen, people change and grow, but both Lee and Hinata learn that no amount of hard work will ever change another person's heart.

Ino. And Lee. A lot of ceilingthumping sex. What else could they build a relationship around? [inolee, incomplete]

The only time Iruka ever stopped at a bar after a stressful day of teaching and inadvertantly finds himself in a bizarre relationship with Konoha's resident snake ninja Anko. IrukaxAnko

A collection of IrukaSakura drabbles. All different. For the C2 Community The Dolphin and the Cherry Blossom. Please review!

Kankuro x Tenten fiction that isn't complete crack. Worth reading, if only for the novelty value.

Syndrome returns, but instead of seeking vengeance on the Incredibles, he declares himself the nemesis of a new Super and an old friend. Can they resolve their differences? SyndromeOC. COMPLETE

Sakura’s in love with Kakashi and tries to blackmail Naruto into helping her win Kakashi’s heart. However, Kakashi seems to have a girlfriend and Naruto’s dead feelings of love for Sakura are resurrected.

“It’s alright,” Rock Lee soothed, though he did not let go of her wrists and his leg stayed firmly locked around her knees. “I’m here for you now,” he murmured. Lee. Sakura. Final chapter. Enter Gai

Like a half-hour on the leather couch- a first person insight into the mind of Rock Lee as he's grown. Slight musings of SakuLee, but nothing for you SasuSaku people to get ruffled over.

Randal Graves of Kevin Smith's movie Clerks is accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. --And Dante, Jay, and Silent Bob tag along, of course.

Two years after the end of WATCHMEN, a coda: the fate of Ozymandias.