Hey.

I guess being here you wanna know something about me hmm?

Well guess what? i decided to actually tell you stuff about me.

I love Storm Hawks! So therefore, currently, all my fics are Storm Hawks ones, but hopefully my ArtiexGwen fic will be done soon...

Name

I go by numerous titles.

Pick one. I'll probably at least blink.

Artie
A.P
Art
Redruth
Red
Rex

Age

Real age or mental age?

real:1346

mental: 4? 2? 3?

Fave games

Neverwinter nights hordes of the underdark, neverwinter nights shadows of undrentide, neverwinter nights 2, neverwinter nights 2 mask of the betrayer, Sacred 2: Fallen Angel, guild wars, shrek the third, last chaos, 12sky, sacred, dungeon siege, spore...and many more...

Fave music

Led zeppelin, Voltaire, Blind Guardian, kate rusby, fleet foxes, pentangle, seth lakeman, neil young, phil campbell, tom petty and the heartbreakers, thin lizzy, fleetwood mac, t. rex, smash mouth, greenday, joni mitchell, shawn colvin, ryan adams, jesse malin, Phil Campbell, Aerosmith, Gilbert and Sullivan,

Fave movies/tv shows

Shrek the third, shrek, shrek 2, a knight's tale, the dark knight, kingdom of heaven, lord of the rings, elf, ace ventura pet detective, ace ventura when nature calls, bruce almighty, storm hawks, jane and the dragon, king arthur's disasters

Fave books

my best friend's stories, marco's pendulum, marco and the blade of night, the once nd future king, dragonsdale, arthur trilogy, gatty's tale, igraine the brave, eragon series, chronicles of ancinet darkness, blood red horse, green jasper, deltora quest

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenaged population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Ninety-Five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shasow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroeVillex, Mrs. Radcliffe-Efron, charmed4eva112, Mileyrocks95, Leojldancer, LanaLangKent, MarshMalu, Manga Girl Number 6, PhoenyxRising

I feel strongly about this, as some parts of it I understand.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian

I am the prostitue working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman

I am the sister who hold her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights

We are the parents who buried their daughter long before her time

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had

I wish they could adopt me

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year they say I should be able to walk again

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had a realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom apartment for two men

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use to avoid getting the managment called on me

I am the mother who is not allowed to visit the child I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I am now living with another woman

I am the domestic violence survivor who felt the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic violence survivor who has no support system because I am male

I am the father who never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they found out I was transsexual

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind

I am the person who is afraid to tell his loving Christian parents he loves another male

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most of all: love.

Re-post this if you think homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

POEM:

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mummy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse my name he calls

I press myself Against the wall

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me

Child abuse is so cruel! Copy this into your profile if you think it is.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and paste it onto your profile.

Other copy and paste-ness...

If you are a figment of everyone's imaginations, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is thesame as different, which is thesame as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you beleive everyone has a right to be free and not in slavery, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

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Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think that push doors with handles are created by the union to make people feel stupid.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that boys can have long hair too, and it's not a girl thing, copy and paste this into your profile, man.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Storm Hawks, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: WhispertheWolf, QueenofShadows7, PhoenyxRising

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

Spare the fenders, save the trees, give the sober friend the keys.

Suburbia: Where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them.

The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to read, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Samiseriouslyam, DolphinDreamer24-7, Serindraxx, chocoholic4eva, WhispertheWolf, QueenofShadows7, PhoenyxRising

Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

Only in America can a Vietnam Vet live in a cardboard box on the street and a draft dodger live in the White House.

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom. Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all. Crazy is when you tell everyone you are a figment of their imagination, then your little brother believes you for a whole week, then he figures it out that you're not (or are you?...) and then you change your mind and tell everyone you're Jimmy Page...and your little brother believes you. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will laugh and push you again.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

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Well, thanks for visiting my profile people, hopefully i'll get some more stuff up soon!