I am a Koopa Troopa. I do not serve Bowser. I am just an ordinary, innocent turtle. Many of my kind do not serve Bowser, either. We're misunderstood.

I like to take walks in places that are not in the sky so I don't fall off. I have a poor sense of self-direction. My best friends are Goomba and Red Koopa. Please don't refer to me as Green Koopa, though.

Thanks for reading! Have a shell-tacular day! (I guess, I know that was corny.)