My username means I love you a lot in French. Okay, so I don't know French... I love you a lot and hello and thank you or pretty much the only French words I know. :) I didn't even know how to pronounce I love you a lot for a while. I had to ask the French twins at my school. Yeah.

I don't like stories (or books) when the authors write OK instead of okay. I think people in the UK write it that way. Whatever, I'm okay with the ou thing, though -- favourite. I don't get annoyed by that. Oh, yeah, also; don't people in the UK spell realize with an s?

Love the werewolves.

My favorite lines from Stand by Me! The best movie everrrr. :)

Gordie: Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog, what's Goofy?
Teddy: Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog.
Chris: He can't be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat.
Vern: Oh, God. That's weird. What the hell is Goofy?

Teddy: Ha, ha Gordie loses! You lose Gordie! Ol' Gordie just screwed the pooch!
Gordie: Does the word retarded mean anything to you?
Teddy: Gordie, go get the food, you morphodite.
Gordie: Don't call me any of your mother's pet names.
Teddy: You're a real wet end, Lachance.
Gordie: Shut up.
Vern: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up, aghhh!
Gordie: And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up.

Gordie: ...the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Davie Hogan.
Vern: Like Charlie Hogan's brother. If he had one.
Chris: Good Vern. Go on, Gordie.
Gordie: Well this kid is our age but he's fat, real fat. He weighs close to one-eighty. But you know it's not his fault, it's his glands.
Vern: Oh yeah, my cousin's like that, sincerely. She weighs over three hundred pounds. Supposed to be Hyboid Gland or something. Well I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp. No shit. She looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. And you know this one time...
Chris: Shut up, Vern.
Vern: Yeah, yeah, right. Go on, Gordie, it's a swell story.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic; fear of big words

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

... I got it from my mama...

-- do not make me throw a POSSUM at your face.

-- do that again, and I will SO give you a papercut right in front of Jasper.

-- he said, "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." she said, "You wear pants, don't you?"

-- boo, you whore.

--In the Twilight fandom, we take sides.
There's Team Vampire,
Team Werewolf,
and even Team Let's-Just-Kill-Bella.
But I, personally, like my own team: Team Edward-And-Jacob-Should-Realize-That-They-Are-Madly-In-Love-And-Elope.-Without-Bella.

-- you've truly out gayed yourself.

-- WARNING: trespassers will be prostituted.

-- yo, where my knickers at?!

-- i've got A.D.D. and magic markers. oh, the thrills I will have.

-- i wish you were here.
in my room.
on my bed.
with the lights off.
so I could show you something.
... my cool new glow in the dark watch!

-- w o a h . you're really stupid.

-- cheers to another awkward moment.

-- it's just too little too late,
cuz I'm bringin' sexy back.
and as a matter of fact, my chain does hang low.
so smack that!
would you like some ice for that burn?

-- don't drink water... fish have sex in it.

Put you're iPod/mp3 on shuffle and answer these questions:

1. How does the world see me?

Beverly Hills - Weezer (That's where I want to beeeee! He! He! Livin' in Beverly Hills!)

2. Will I have a happy life?

Don't Matter - Akon (Yes, it does matter! :D)

3. What do people really think of me?

Lost - Gorilla Zoe Ft. Lil Wayne (Lost is my favorite TV show! ... just in case you care...)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

The Ballad of Michael Valentine - The Killers (No, they lust after Michael Valentine)

5. How can I make others happy?

Smile Like You Mean It- The Killers (Yeah, my smile is pretty awesome... lol)

6. How can I make myself happy?

High - Feeder (Hey, baby. Wanna get high? It makes you happy...Wink, wink)

7. What should I do with my life?

Still in the Dark - Aranda (Yeah, us emos love the dark :) Kidding.)

8. Will I ever have children?

5 Star Stunna - Birdman (My baby will be concieved in a five star hotel.)

9. What is some good advice for me?

My Dick - Mickey Avalon (HAHA... no comment)

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Right Here (Departed) - Brandy (That fits...)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Go Hard - DJ Khaled (Okay...)

12. What song will play at my funeral?

Freestyle - Jae Hood (Will there be dancing at my funeral?! :) )

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Celebrity Skin - Hole (I do like celebrity skin ;) )

14. What is my day going to be like?

Slow Jams - Twista (I love me some slow jams!)

15. Why am I here?

Can't Stop - Ace Hood (I can't!)

16. What will people remember me for?

Whatever You Like - T.I. (Okay, people will remember me for my coke addiction... not the drug, you retard.)

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

Go Girl - Ciara (Doubt it, I don't know that song)

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Island in the Sun - Weezer (Is that where they live?)

19. What will this year be all about?

One Man Army - Our Lady Peace (Cool)

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Whatcha Think About That - Pussycat Dolls (Muahahaha!)

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Read My Mind - The Killers (Silly rabit! Only Edward can do that! :D)

20 - Your message to the world:

Chemistry - Velvet (Hmm...)

21 - Your deepest secret:

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Jessica Simpson (Don't tell anyone, okay?)

22 - Your innermost desire:

Dangerous - Akon (What?)

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

Days Go On - Greg Laswell (Yeah...)

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

The Tip of my Tongue - Chilites (Haha)

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Replaceable - The Killers (Weird...)

26 - Right now, your feelings are:

Magnetic Baby - Semi Precious Weapons (Umm, okay)

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Soft Surrender - The Killers (Lol, guess I don't wanna fall in love)

28 - You scream during sex:

Green Light - Jadakiss ("I'm ready to go right now..." that's a line from that song, lol)

29- You’d describe you best friend as:

Are We All Forgotton - Paper Route (She's not)

30- Your friends describe you as:

Fashion Glam and Coke - Mikey Avalon (Yup, that's me... :) )

31- In an elevator you are most likely to:

Closing Time - Semisonic (Hope I'm not gonna be stuck in there till closing time!)

32- Your philophisy in life is:

She Can Get It - DJ Laz (Haha)

33 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Run Girl - David Banner (Run, run, run!)

-Je t'aime beaucoup