NAME: kai

NICKNAME: mini-joker, the kosher cracker, king cracktard

AGE: old and decrepit

OCCUPATION: the almighty spork wielder; the king of awesome; the kentucky-fried atheist; he who rocks the socks

HAIR COLOR: dark blond

EYE COLOR: blue and stuff

HEIGHT: taller than you

FANDOMS: lord of the rings, dr. horrible's sing-along blog, harry potter, twilight, house, bones, star trek TOS, star trek TNG, star trek ENT, star wars, batman (nolanverse)

:FAVE PAIRINGS:

..Dr. Horrible..
billy/penny
hammer/hammer

..Harry Potter..
sirius/remus
harry/snape (don't ask)
lily/snape
hermione/ron
draco/pansy

..Twilight..
edward/jacob
bella/oc
alice/jasper
esme/carlisle
emmett/she-bi--rosalie
renee/charlie

..House..
house/wilson
cameron/chase
foreman/thirteen
cameron/thirteen
kutner/thirteen
taub/mrs. taub
house/thirteen
cuddy/thirteen
wilson/chase (they both have pretty hair)

..Star Trek: The Original Series..
spock/kirk
spock/mccoy
scotty/uhura
sulu/chekov

..Star Trek: Enterprise..
archer/oc
t'pol/tucker
mayweather/hoshi

..Star Wars..
...you don't want to know...

..Batman Begins/The Dark Knight..
bruce/gordon (and his motherfrackin' turtleneck of SWAT hawtness...)
rachel/harvey

If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your signature
If you are proud to be a Risembool Ranger, copy and paste this in your sig!
If you cried when Maes Hughes died, copy and paste this to your sig!

If anyone would like to contact me regarding one of my stories or would like to collaborate on a fanfiction, you can email me. I stopped using AIM because it got sloooww... D:

Live long, and don't kill too many crazies.

Peace out,

KAI