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Everyone my good friend Devin Badurina has assed away on 10-26-11. Our entire school is torn apart and devestated, me especially so. Please, if you knew him contact me.

So first, all you have to do is pick any 10 book characters you want
And please don’t look ahead! Unless you want the quiz to be ruined!
And I chose...
1. Jasper Whitlock- Twilight

2. Zoey Redbird- House of night

3. Alexander Sterling- Vampire Kisses

4. Carlisle Cullen- Twilight

5. Aphrodite Jones- House of Night

6. Raven Madison- Vampire Kisses

7. Emmett McCarty- Twilight

8. Stevie Rae- House of Night

9. Eric Night- House of Night

10. Rosalie Hale- Twilight

Now that you have your characters, answer the questions!

What would you do if:

1. Number 5 was stranded on the toilet because he was out of paper?

Laugh and hand her toilet role

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 and Number 7 in your house, both drunk out of their minds?

OOGLE!

3. Number 8 offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?

OKK...O.O

4. Number 2 showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?

Yay! Fun teacher!

5. You accidentally saw Number 10 wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?

Go DIE!!!!!

6. Number 3 insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?

Whatever I want...*waggles eyebrows*

7. Number 9 killed Number 4 right in front of you?

Eric can't kill Carlisle!

Would you allow:

1. Number 6 to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?

YES! She has awesome taste!

2. Number 1 , to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?

YES! I would oogle!

3. Number 10 ,and Number 5 to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?

Ehh..Have fun Girls!

4. Number 8 , to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?

Really????Stevie Rae...okkkkk...

5. Number 2 , to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?

Hmmm tricky question

6. Number 4 to set you up on a date with Number 9?

NO!!!!!!He is soooo mean!to me

7. Number 1 and Number 3 to operate heavy machinery together?

YAY!more oogle time!

Relationship Section:

1. Number 5, asks Number 2 out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?

Run away and hide because...just insert shudder here

2. Number 7 asks you to a dance. Do you accept?

HELL YEAH!

3. Number 8, and Number 9 are fighting over you. What happens now?

Id pick Stevie Rae!I hate Eric soooooo much.

4. What if Number 1 kissed you?

I'd die and go to heaven!

5. Number 3 confesses her secret love for Number 5 . What do you think of this?

NOOOOOOOO!!! He was mine!!!!!

6. Number 6 , is cheating on Number 7 with Number 3 , and you find out about it. What do you do?

Well Raven and Alexander are already to gether sooo...COMFORT EMMETT!!!!!

7. Number 4 proposes to you. Your reaction?

I'd think about it *5 seconds later* YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Random Nonsense:

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?

Hmmm showing off his hot body ;)

2. What if Number 2 tied Number 4, to a flagpole and threw shoes at him/her until he/she cried?

Well Carlisle can't cry, he can't get hurt or tied up, and Zoey isn't strong enough to tie him up.

3. ...and then Number 8,and Number 5 danced around the table in their underwear. Your reaction upon seeing this?

RUN!!!!!!!!!!

4. Number 10 has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?

Uhhh Go Rose???

5. Would YOU get a crush on Number 9?

NOPE!

6. What was Number 6 in prison for?

Probably broke in to another house!

7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 smashed through the wall of your room in a bikini, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?

Run away freaked!

What Would You Do If...

1.Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Supose he wanted me and kiss him :P

2. Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Uhh no thanks... :P

3. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

OOGLE AND BRING HIM IN!!!!

4. Number 4 cooked you dinner?

Can he even cook???

5. Number 5 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Poke her until she wakes up

6. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

WHAT DID YOU DO???!!!????!!!!

7. Number 9, made fun of your friends?

Prank call him! And set the wolves on him HAHAHAHA! Plus the Cullens :P That should sort him!

8. Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Rose. That is all I need to say.

What Would They Do Under The Following Circumstances?

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 do?

Save my ass by tearing them to shreds ;)

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?

Phone an ambulance duuuuhr!

3. It's your birthday. What will 3, give you?

A kiss...Hopefully!

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 ,do?

Save me!

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 do?

let me:P

6. You're about to marry Number 8,. What's Number 6's reaction?

eh...

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 cheer you up?

Umm... Take me out to do something fun!Then tell jokes!...

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 calm you down?

I dunno :P

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9,support you?

uuuumm... clap?

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 do?

probably kill me out of spite

Relationship Part

1. Number 1, is all you've ever dreamed of.

Yeeess MEH JAZZIE!

2. Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for Number 9 Your reaction?

Go Z!

3. You're dating Number 3 , and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along?

I dont know, depending on how they get along with A VAMPIRE :P

4. Number 4,loves Number 9 as well. What does that mean?

shonen-ai

5. Number 6 appears to break many hearts. What do you do?

Bitch slap her and spread rumours aboout her!

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Mmmmmm mmmm mmmm! HE likes me!

7. Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

Tell her that you are probably not a lezzer

Friendship Part

1. Could Number 1 and Number 6 , be soul mates?

Probably not

2. Would Number 2 trust Number 5?

Depends

3. Number 3 wants to go shopping, will Number 7 , come along?

Uhhh...Alexander Sterling wants to go shopping...no Emmett will not come along!

4. Number 4, is bored and pokes Number 10, What happens after that?

Carlisle poking Rosalie?????I'd laugh my butt off if that happened!

5. Number 5 and Number 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Err History?

6. If Number 6 and Number 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

It's Raven and Alexander...YUM!!!

7. Number 7 and Number 9 apply for a job. What job?

Errr wrestling :L So they can beat each other up ;)

8. Number 8 gives Number 5 a haircut. Is that OK?

HELL NO!!!

9. Number 9 sketches what Number 6's perfect mate should look like.

Alexander :P

10. Number 10 and Number 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Uhhh boys?BUT rose can't blush!

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Jacob

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? Black

3. Your first initial? S

4. Your month of birth? March

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Cara

7. Your favorite number? 3

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Meet Jackson Rathbone

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person *ewwwwww*

2. If you choose

Red: your life is full of passion and love

*Black: You are conservitive and agressive.*

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

*S-Z: your life is very good and you will expeirence a great future love life*

4. If you were born in:

*Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.*

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

*Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.*

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

*Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.*

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

This is a true story.
A girl died in 1933.
A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.
The murderer chanted " Toma sota balcu" as he buried her.
Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl.
In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling.
She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.
If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you.
Your kindness will be rewarded if you do.

You guys better believe when I saw this I posted it on my profile . No little girl is gonna kill me tonight ot haunt my dreams, or nightmares.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

PLEASE DON"T READ!!

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

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