Okay, I'll admit seeing my new dad's Hitai-ate was a massive kick in the (thankfully metaphorical) balls. Sorry, but I don't kill people! AKA an SI/OC fic where the girl is more concerned with the alarming lack of pastries...and appropriate female role models...and adopting misfits and cinnamon rolls...err, oops? At least, I get to troll people!

"Tomomi-san?" he inquired. She merely hummed sleepily in reply, stretching her body across the stone as she basked the sun's rays. "Why do people kill each other?" At that, an eye cracked open to stare evenly at the boy. Her response was always the same: "Because humans are idiots." An unorthodox SI-OC.

What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.

Harriet Potter is back in the world she was first born in, ready for her third mission as a goddess. Chaos Game has been updated for what promise to be a long adventure among youkai and miko, and even through time! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry

Hermione, Ron, and Harry all wake up tiny, naked, and alone in a forest. Things only get more ridiculous from there, and if there's one thing they know, it's this: somehow, some way, this is Harry's fault. [crack-ish enough that you shouldn't take it seriously]

When one is reincarnated, one might expect to be reincarnated as a human, if one expects anything. That was not the case for me. I spent my second life as a bear. That had upsides and downsides, but I'd give it an 8 out of 10, would do it again. SI-OC, Warring-Clans-Era, Rated M for violence and adult themes

Harry didn't appear at Hogwarts causing concern. Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape. What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? is there any hope at all for the magical world? COMPLETE

He had only come here to fulfill a dying wish from a younger version of himself, to take his place in this world as Sawada Tsunayoshi. That had been fine, boredom plaguing him constantly in his long life as nothing seemed to matter anymore. So when Reborn arrives to train him as Vongola Decimo, he ends up with something a little more. Dark!Tsuna, Dark!Universe, slow R27 COMPLETE

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

The Death Eaters are on the move, Dumbledore is stymied, and the Black Alliance has geared up for a war on multiple fronts. What challenges will everyone face as Harry goes into his Second Year?

Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.

Tim McGee travels to Athens, his new post and promotion. Come along as Tim meets his new team, explores more of the world and continues learning about life, love and family, new and old. Third in the series that began with "The Thought" and continued with "The Project". WARNING: RATED M FOR occasional (het) sexual content. Disclaimer is on my profile.

Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.

Summary: AU, set in Season 8. Fed up by his co-workers' attitude towards him, McGee accepts a perilous six-month mission in Afghanistan. His absence finally opens the eyes of Team Gibbs, but will it be too late? NOMINATED for The Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards in the Favorite Complete Fanfic category!

Harry Potter, wizard and hero, never could have imagined what would happen when he rushed after his Godfather through the Veil. Now he was friends with the Summoning Toads, learning the secret arts of the Shinobi and hunting down another Voldemort wanna be. Strong Harry and a more perceptive Naruto. SLASH. Mpreg. Adopted from Williamsangel88

During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

A girl out of our world found herself in Twilight. A month before the story starts. What will happen to the Twilight plot with Anna being there? How will Edward react to another girl who is also his singer and who's mind he can't read?

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.