Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? AU Edited for FF's Tos. Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)

part 2! if you haven't read the 1st one you need to cause it's awesome and also cause this one won't make sense if you don't. WARNING: yaoi, lemons, nudity, language, angst, drama, fluff, etc. Sasu/naru, naru/others

First half of a two part story. They met in high school as roomates... Sasuke easily falls for his roommate Naruto but how long will it take for Naruto to return his affection. M for yaio, language and eventual lemon. sasu/naru neji/naru gaa/neji.