Hey, I'M BACK!!!! For those of you who don't know I used to write under the name kojika85, but for whatever reason it won't let me log in anymore. I tried changing my password ect, but nothing was working. Being the lazy person I am I figured it'd just be easier to just say whatever and start a new account, so here it is. It's been a decade since I posted anything. Now that the little heathens I've spawned are a little older and don't need 24/7 mommy attention, I can return to what tickles my princess parts the most; reading and writing fanfictions.

I love crack pairings. If you want to know anything about me, know this first and foremost. If I'm writing cannon then chances are I'm either being put up to it, or there was an extra vicious plot bunny. If I favorite it then know it was a DAMN good fic to have caught my attention.

Right now I'm fangirling over Fairy Tail so that's what the majority of my activity is going to be centered on. My top two favorite pairings are LaxLu and BixLu. Of course basically anyone paired with Lucy is fucking awesome in my book. Like I said, I'm a sucker for a crack pairing. I like them so cracked out duct tape can't fix it. Give me CoLu, MidLu, JelLu, RoLu, Sticy, OrLu, GaLu, GraLu, FreLu. Jackal, Tempesta, ect! I'm not shy about admitting that there's something that tickles my inner perv when it comes to BixCo, LaxBix, LaxFre, Stigue, GreNa, ect. either. I love them all!

Give me some semblance of a plot and decent grammar and I'll love you forever. Make it lemon scented and I'll worship you. Make it over 3000 words per chapter with a crack pairing and you're getting my first born. (He's just as crazy as me, you'll love him!)

Likewise I'll do my best to provide the same. Maybe not lemon scented, but definitely colored brilliantly with violence, angst, and drama.

Fairy tail's not the only series I'm into, but it's what has my attention the most at the moment so, yeah, still fangirling here. Basically there's the chance that I'll contribute something from another series if I'm attacked by a plot bunny, so don't be surprised if something pops up that has you scratching your head wondering, "What the hell is this?"

I'm currently being attacked by several plot bunnies. Nothing is titled yet, but I know one will be a collection of one shots based off of the fairy tail wikia. I know one chapter's going to be the story of how I believe Bickslow joined fairy tail, and then how the raijinshu was formed. Remember this is based off of the descriptions of the characters and the timeline provided by the site. I want to make it as close as possible to what could have happened rather than it be influenced by reading fanfictions and other's perceptions of the characters or storyline. For example in regards to Freed. Most writers assume he's obsessed with Laxus and that there isn't much else to it. (Usually romantically.) According to the Wiki, Freed was actually ordered by Makarov to keep an eye on his grandson, so the original pairing of the two characters was forced. I'll just let the implications of that little bunny make a nest in your mind for a bit.

Another story I'm working on will be a FreLu. Think arranged marriage compounded my meddlesome matchmaking mothers!

So yeah, looking forward to getting back into the swing of things, just don't expect me to follow a schedule or anything in regards to updates and the like. I got kids, a job, and a husband and those gotta come first, in that order (sorry honey!)