Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring

So I go back to being me

Hello! Ciao! Yo! Konnichiwa! Hola! And other various forms of hello.

Welcome to my Profile!

My profile, my rules. So if you find me writing that I have a pet unicorn with dragon scales and wings, believe it.

There are lots of things I want to become-

1. Lawyer (I am gonna join up Law School... How awesome is that!)
2. Painter (even though I suck at painting and coloring... a wishful thought)
3. Fashion Designer (the only drawback is the fact that my coloring is awful...)
4. Archaeologist (I love research stuff)
5. Detective (I like to believe I was born to be a detective...)
6. Writer (I need to improve tons but yeah, I'll publish at least on book... maybe it will be based upon my awesome detection skills)
7. RICH (just so that I don't have to look at the price tag while shopping)

I dislike people who envy someone else's success.

I dislike people who try to force down their opinions in someone else's life. Advising is one thing, trying to force it is another.

I dislike people who think they are the priority or should be the priority in someone else's life.

I dislike people who are driven by negative attitude towards everything.

I dislike people who give up before trying.

I dislike people who are two faced.

Words I live by-

"Wherever you go or reach, don't forget where you actually came from"

"The safe choice is never the correct answer"

"I am not perfect which is why I have a life that is full of opportunities"

"I love haters because they make me a better person"

"Have two close friends who will go to jail with you for experience"

"A second chance is a PLATINUM opportunity"

"Failure is the base ingredient for a successful life"

"People who are born a prodigy are boring"

My thoughts:

Chocolates are the best medicines. Screw Doctors.

Shikamaru and I, we are gonna be the best crime solving pair. Yes, Shika is my partner like John was Sherlock's.

Anime boys/men are hotter then real life humans.

I need help... I spend more time stalking my fictional character crushes than on reality.

I am the worst teacher in the world.

If I wasn't as clumsy as I am, I would have been a ninja like Kakashi and Minato.

But the awesome thing is, I am a ninja like Hashirama and Naruto.

Is green a unisex color??

And what about purple?

Or orange?

And why isn't strawberry a berry? If it isn't a berry why is it named a berry?

I get excited by things like-

Temari and I share the same birth date!!!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married on my birthday! Can we celebrate both the occasion together?? Huh, Brangelina??

Itachi's birthday.

My best friend's birthday.

My mother's birthday.

My father's birthday.

My brother's birthday.

The birthday of the guy that is wearing the blue colored shirt.

The birthday of the girl who is curling her hair for her birthday party.

The birthday of my neighbor's grandma.

The birthday of my neighbor's cousin's best friend's cousin's uncle's mother's sister's cousin's best friend's brother's birthday.

Yea, I love birthdays.