Hey. I'm Sam. As my user name says, I don't believe in fairy tales. I believe in life. Imperfect is perfect. Too bad Taylor Swift hasn't figured that out yet . . .

Random Facts

I'm eighteen years old.

I am the clumsiest person ever. Seriously. I trip over air.

I taught myself how to play guitar.

I have zero experience with boys - never been asked out, never held hands, never been kissed.

I have a very dirty mind. Ironic, considering the zero experience thing, no?

I am a freshman in college.

I actually hate the Twilight novels. I just love the fanfiction people a thousand times more talented than than SMeyer write.