UPDATES AND INFORMATION:

UPDATE 24 March 2018: I now have an Archive of Our Own Account. Same username. I will cross-post some of my projects there at a later date.

UPDATE 17 March 2018: Big news… between midterms, my senior project, and a variety of things unrelated to school, my life is only getting more complicated with each passing day, and I'm beginning to realize I'm simply not going to have time for FFn for much longer. On top of that, I'm in the middle of writing an novel, which, if published, will likely mark the end of my FFn career. Therefore, I've decided that once I'm done updating Tale 9x, I'm going to break apart the three existing FE:CSR fics and publish them as separate, albeit connected fics. I will write all of the remaining tales I have listed as individual fics, then likely call it. I appreciate all the support you've given me over the years.

CURRENTLY WORKING ON:

The Darkness In The Light Chapter 7

FE:CSR rewrite (currently on Tale 9x Chapter 2)

IN QUEUE:

FE:CSR Tale 10 Chapters 2-8

DIL Chapters 8-10 (end)

FE:CSR Tale 10 Chapters 9-14 (end)

Request from TheDisneyFan365/SquidbaggerOfWoomyAndNgyesness

ISD Chapters 2-5 (end)

Sequel to "The Good, The Bad, and the Hilariously Awful" (Suggestion by WarriorofLight012)

PHK Chapters 2-6 (end)

Request from BraveVesperia1

AS Chapters 3-5 (end)

POSSIBLE FUTURE MUTLI-CHAPTER PUBLICATIONS (in no particular order):

"Forgotten Promise" – After Eliwood and Hector's coronations, the legendary tactician Mark left for the Nabata with Lord Pent to continue the work of Archsage Athos. There he dedicated himself to learning the many secrets of the world, only to be interrupted with news that Bern had launched an invasion and killed those he swore to protect.

"Fire Emblem Truncated" – Every Fire Emblem game released retold in under 5000 words each.

"Fire Emblem: The Abridged Series" – Fire Emblem (game TBD) rewritten in satirical form.

Be sure to check out my blog! It contains production notes, overworld information and much more. URL: hammershlag(dot)wordpress(dot)com

I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING ONESHOT REQUESTS

RULES FOR REQUESTS:

1. Must be Fire Emblem (I'm best at FE6 and FE7). If you would like me to write something in a different fandom, I will do so if I know enough about it.
2. Oneshots only (unless I personally feel the idea would work better if it were spread out over a few chapters)
3. Can be from canon, my publications or yours
4. Acceptable Genres: non-lemon Romance, Friendship, Family and everything I listed on my beta profile
5. No homosexuality (I have nothing against homosexuals; I simply don't know how to write about them nor would I feel comfortable doing so).
6. No incest
7. No polygamy
8. No pedophilia (includes pairings with dragons and beasts who are young in appearance)
9. I maintain the right to refuse a pairing if I am opposed to it, even if it does not violate rules 1-8

The only time you can request something without restrictions is if you write a oneshot or ficlet for me and you want me to return the favor. Well, there would still be one restriction: it has to be a non-lemon, unoffensive Fire Emblem-based story.

Also, winners of challenges get priority in terms of release order. What I mean is, if you win a challenge, the fic you request will immediately become a top priority for me, and I will release it as soon as possible; if you simply request a oneshot I will put it at the bottom of my queue and will write it when it reaches the top. Depending on how much I have planned, it could take a few months for it to be completed, but rest assured, I will eventually get around to it.

If you have any additional questions, send me a PM.

Tales in Fire Emblem: The Complete Saga Rewritten will proceed as follows, in order of release (these are subject to change - last update: 24 March 2018):

Definite List:

1 (formerly 9B): Elibe – The First Story of Lyndis

1x (formerly 9x): Ylisse – The Story of Emmeryn and the Prelude to Chrom's Story

2 (formerly 10): Ylisse – The Story of Chrom

3 (The Darkness In The Light): FE14 Continent – The Story of Corrin

4 (formerly 11): Elibe – The Stories of Eliwood and Hector and the Second Story of Lyndis

4x (formerly 11x): Valm – The Great Unification and the Story of Walhart

5 (formerly 12): Ylisse and Valm – The World War

Potential List:

6 (formerly 13): Elibe – The "Great Movement of Bern" and the Story of Roy

7 (formerly 14): Tellius – The First Story of Ike

8 (formerly 15): Magvel – The Stories of Ephraim and Eirika

9 (formerly 16): Tellius – The First Story of Micaiah and The Second Story of Ike

10 (formerly 17): Magvel – Endgame

I sexually identify as a Range Rover. I have a mighty, supercharged 8 cylinder engine, I love traversing through nature and I am most at home moving about off the beaten track, though I am perfectly capable of performing well on the road. My best friend/rival sexually identifies as a Mercedes G63 AMG. It's a bit tougher than I am, but because of my advanced artificial intelligence I perform better. Its big, 12 cylinder sibling the G65 is a bit clunky, but we appreciate it all the same. I admit, I have been considering undergoing trans-vehicle surgery to become a Mercedes G63 6x6, but I'm not sure I'm ready for that. I do know that I will rant on twitter as much as I have to in order to get the government to pay for my surgery. They can get the money by taxing all of those super rich Bentley Bentaygas.

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MY REVIEWS: For the most part, I leave supportive one- or two-sentence reviews. Sometimes I'll ask a question or two, but usually I'll just praise your effort. For my friends, though, I'll leave extended reviews, detailing everything I like about the story, and maybe a few critiques here and there. I used to be kind of rude, correcting grammar left and right and pointing out all the flaws, rather than appreciating the effort put into each publication, but I've mellowed out with time, and I try to be nothing but supportive (unless I've been explicitly asked to critique the story, in which case all bets are off).

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